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The King Of Vulcans!


"I-It's so cold..." Lucy said, while hugging herself with her arms. "Aren't you two cold?" She asked Mirajane and Natsu who were walking through the snowy mountains of Mt. Hakobe like it was nothing.

"Nope!" Natsu grinned at the blond, "I'm a Fire Dragon Slayer, I'm always warm!"

"Lucky you," Lucy muttered under her breath. They both turned to Mirajane who looked to be in thought. The silverette felt the eyes on her and turned to the duo, "Sorry... Can you repeat the question Lucy?" She asked the busty blonde. "I was thinking..." She muttered.

"Yeah... Aren't you cold?"

Mirajane nodded, "A bit... But we need to find Macao..." They noticed a determined look in her eyes. A look that showed that she would find Macao even if it killed her!

"What were ya thinking about anyways?" Natsu quirked.

"I bet she was thinking about fish," Happy exclaimed.

"Not everyone thinks about fish!" Lucy told Happy.

"Aye. Not you, Lucy doesn't have a brain," The blue cat grinned.

"Why you little annoying cat," Lucy gave the Exceed a cold glare.

Mirajane smiled softly at the scene in front of her before replying to Natsu, "About Lisanna..." Lucy felt the mood change. She saw the pinkette stiffen up, and she knew she shouldn't ask but she asked anyways, "Who is Lisanna?"

"She was my sister before she died..." Mirajane smiled sadly, "I know how it feels to lose someone important... I know... Which is why I want to bring Macao back to the guild... I don't want Romeo to feel what I felt when we lost Lisanna.." She continued to say.

"Oh..." Lucy smiled softly at Mirajane before clenching her fists, "We'll find Macao!" The blonde said. Natsu nodded and grinned, "I'm all fired up! Let's do this!"

"Aye!" Happy nodded.

...and so the trio continued to search for their guild member.


At a graveyard in Magnolia, besides a tombstone stood a white haired man. The white haired man looked down on the tombestone before he noticed someone walking up towards him from the corner of his eyes - someone familiar. He turned to see his godson Naruto Uzumaki.

"Oi, I didn't expect you to be here pervy-sage," The blond stated when he arrived to where Jiraya was.

The whited haired man grinned, "I do come pay my respects to your mother from time to time! But it's rare for you to come visit her, what's eating you up kiddo?!"

"Nobody likes nosey people pervy sage."

"Oh? I like to call it "caring for my godson" so tell me why are you here?'

"I can't just visit the rotting corpse of my dead mother?"

"From what I know of, no, you'd rather go drink away your problems at a bar."

"Oi, like I want to hear that coming from a peeping tom!" Naruto pointed at Jiraya, "So go eat shit and kick the bucket!"

The pervy sage sighed before saying, "Fine don't tell me. I heard you became guild master of Fairy Tail, hehehe it must be amazing - all those hot young babes! I envy you Naruto."

Naruto stayed silent and Jiraya continued to speak, "I should probably visit some time, I haven't played poker with Wakaba or Macao in a while." He grinned.

"That's if Macao comes back alive from his quest," Naruto stated lazily.

"What do you mean?!"

"Apparently, he went on a quest to Mt. Hakobe. His son wanted me to go get him but I refused, it's too much work," The blond admitted. "Like if you don't want anyone you love to die, protect them yourself, yes?"

"I hope he's okay..." Jiraya looked thoughtful, "It's currently mating season for the Vulcan's over there... They become very aggressive if they don't find mates... There aren't many female Vulcan's as well, so those aggressive male Vulcan's end up wanting to have sex with anything that moves... Man... woman... It's quite fearsome, especially when they stay in huge packs."

Naruto felt the blood drain from his face, "Y-You don't say?"

Jiraya nodded, "Hopefully, Macao returns with his rear perfectly fine, that's if he returns at all..."

"Err... I have to go take shit!" Naruto suddenly said as he began to run off.

"Shit! Shit! I could deal with just Macao dying or getting hurt! But at this rate Natsu is going to get ass fucked along with Mirajane and the blonde bitch! If they end up dead, I'll have to pay for the funerals and I'll have to deal with crying from Fairy Tail, and Makarov will end up killing me! Fuck!"

The blond thought while he began running towards Mt. Hakobe.


Things were not going well with the trio who was looking for Macao. The trio was currently surrouded by hundreds of white furred Vulcans who were eying the trio like they were pieces of hot meat.

"The pink haired woman has nice ass. Me want her!"

"No! I want the pink haired woman!"

"Me want blondie!"

"I guess I'll take the one with the red pretty dress, hehehe!"

"What about me?! Me want one too!"

"You take blue cat!"

"We take turns mating, okay?!"

The Vulcan's all spoke amongst themselves. The trio began feeling very uncomfortable hearing them speak. Natsu however yelled, "HEY I'M NOT A WOMAN!" as he charged at a random Vulcan, "Fire Dragon's Fist!" he yelled while aiming from the Vulcan's face. The Vulcan only grinned darkly and stopped Natsu's fist.

"H-He stopped Natsu's attack like it was nothing!" Lucy stuttered out.

"Natsu! Behind you!" Mirajane shouted as she watched a Vulcan swing at the pinkette's head from behind. Before Natsu could do anything, the Vulcan landed the punch - making the dragon slayer go unconscious.

Lucy reacted quickly and tried grabbing her Celestial Key's only for them to fall on the snow below her. "Shit!" She cursed while dropping to her knees to look for them. She quickly grabbed them but at the same time a Vulcan grabbed her and threw her over it's shoulder's

"LET ME GO!" Lucy yelled while moving her body.

"No, me take you home! You have babies with me!" The Vulcan grinned darkly.

Mirajane watched as her friends went down one by one, and she couldn't help but began shaking. It had been a while since she used magic - hell, she had lost her will to fight after Lisanna died... She tried getting away but the white furred Vulcan's only grabbed her.

One groped her breasts, while another grabbed her arms and another he legs.

"Is this the end?" She asked herself, while biting her lip.

All of a sudden, a bokken flew out of nowhere and it hit the three Vulcan's that were grabbing on to them. The Vulcan's dropped to the floor unconscious - this caused everyone to turn to the direction where the Bokken had come from.

"Yo!" They turned to see Naruto waving at them with left hand while picking on his nose with his free hand.

"N-Naruto?" Mirajane's eyes widened. "You came to save us?"

"Oi, of course not! I came to save myself by saving you! If you people die it will only bring me problems," The blond growled. "So as payment for coming over here, you owe me a date along with blondie - and Natsu? Well, he will become my bitch for the next month!" Naruto stated while looking at the Vulcans who realized he was a threat to them.

"GET HIM!" A Vulcan yelled while the Vulcan's charged at the blond.

As they charged at the blond, they saw red lightning burst out of Naruto's body. The blond grinned sadistically before yelling, "Lightning Devil's Rage!" He shot out a twisting beam of red lightning that blasted forward and hit half the pack of Vulcan's who dropped to the floor dead.

The remaining Vulcan's felt their jaw's drop to the floor as they saw the lightning surrounding Naruto take the form of a skull, "So who else wants to die?" He asked the Vulcans.

The Vulcan's did what any smart being would do, they dropped to the snow while yelling, "ALL HAIL BLONDIE-SAMA!"

"OI, MY NAME IS NARUTO! GET IT RIGHT!"

"ALL HAIL NARUTO-SAMA!"

Naruto smiled at this before saying, "Now say, "I'm a big stupid ape!"

"N-No!"

"SAY IT!"

"I'M A BIG STUPID APE!" The Vulcan's did as told. Before Naruto asked them, "Where is Macao? You know, tall dude - and looks like he would come out in one of those commercial's about men who need pills to get erections." The Vulcan's pointed at a Vulcan who had been hit by Naruto's lightning earlier and the Fairy Tail Mages turned to the Vulcan to see Macao suddenly appear.

"Macao!" Mirajane yelled while running to the man.

"Ugh... What happened..." Macao spoke.

"You were taken over by a Vulcan..." Mirajane told him.

"Oh..." Macao looked sad, "I wanted to take them all out but I failed... Now Romeo..." his voice drifted away.

"Oi, who cares?" Macao turned to see Naruto. "Who cares if you couldn't wipe all these Vulcan's out? I doubt that annoying brat cares, there's only one thing he'll care to see... And only you can show him."

Macao's eyes widened, "Y-You're right... Let's go back home..." Mirajane helped the elder man up. While Lucy helped Natsu get up.

"WHAT HAPPENED?!" The pinkette yelled once he woke up.

"Naruto saved us," The blonde said while they looked at Naruto who was like always picking his nose. Lucy cringed at seeing him do that.

"Oh.." The pinkette looked surprised, while they walked back home. Mirajane only looked at Naruto and smiled, "Maybe he's not that bad..." she thought.

"Uh... Naruto what are you going to do with the Vulcan's that are following us?" Lucy suddenly asked. The Fairy Tail mages turned around to see Vulcan's following them.

"They are coming back with us, after all I am their King and they are my bitches!" Naruto grinned darkly. They on the other hand couldn't help but sweat-drop.


Note: And done! So waddya think? Please tell me xD I kinda rushed this so yeah! But at least I updated! :D yes! Naruto's magic is Lightning Devil Slayer magic! Any thoughts? Suggestions? Questions? Anyone wanna gimme any moves or spells? Also I have no idea what to do next chapter - any ideas? Suggestions?

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