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Theory number Three: Death By Bunny
Ashfur was out hunting for his Clan one day, when he sees a Little bunny rabbit.
"Mmmmm.... Rabbit." Ashfur thinks as he stalks the unsuspecting rabbit.
"Heh heh..." Ashfur chuckles to himself as he leaps anto the rabbits back, only to find out....
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! RABID BUNNY RABBIT!!!!" Ashfur yowls as he runs back to camp, rabid bunny on his tail.
"WELL!!!!! DON'T LEAD IT TO OUR CAMP!!!!!!!" screams Leafpool.
"WHERE DO I GO THEN?!?!?!?" Ashfur wailed.
"I KNOW!" shouts Bumblekit, "RUN OUT OF THE CAMP YOU PIECE OF FOX DUNG!"
"OKAY! I WILL!" Ashfur shouts as he runs off, rabbit on his tail.
"Bumblekit! Who taught you that bad language!" Millie screeches.
"Ashfur taught it to me!" Bumblekit meows.
Meanwhile, Ashfur is running for his life along the Shadowclan boarder.
"RABID RABBIT! RABID RABBIT!" Ashfur screams to a Shadowclan patrol.
"GO AWAY! GO AWAY!" the patrol shouts back at Ashfur.
"WHERE CAN I GO!?!?!" Ashfur wails, confused.
"I KNOW! RUN ON THE THUNDERPATH AND THE MONSTERS WILL EAT THE MEAN BUNNY!" shouts one Shadowclan cat.
"OH! GOOD IDEA!" Ashfur meowed, unaware that the rabbit was dead by now.
"HEY MONSTERS! COME AND EAT THE NICE YUMMY BUNNY!" Ashfur shouted, foam flying from his mouth, standing in the middle of the road.
"WAIT.....Where's the bunny go?" Ashfur said.
"Wait... if the monster is hungry, and I don't have the rabbit to feed it, is it gonna eat me?" Ashfur sat down to think the problem through.
"Hmm..." Ashfur began as a car came thundering towards him. Poor, rabid Ashfur just watched it.
"If it's not hungry, I'm safe! YAY!!! I'm safe!!" Ashfur sang.
"I'm safe I'm safe! I'm not gonna die!"Ashfur kept on singing.
"I'm not gonna die! I'm not gonna die!"He sang, just as the monster slammed into Ashfur,sending him flying.
Just before Ashfur arrived in Starclan he sang(remember, he's got rabies) ,
"I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die!"
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