AN: Hey guys, I'm here again with another daily update of Mortal Kombat Facebook! the reason I've been updating daily is because my Spring Break is almost over, and I have to return to school. Chapter 4 will most likely be up tomorrow, but chapter 5 will be up Friday, or Saturday. Also, Secret Identity requested that John Tobias make an appearance in here, so, he does! Alright, enjoy the chapter! (Reviews much appreaciated!)

April 26:

Kai: L!k3 !f Y00h ghoin'; tew*Mileena's pxrtyy!

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Comments:

Sindel: Yes, I am attending...homie?

Kai: y00hxx; d!$$in', la'mamma?

Shao Kahn: Going! And don't talk to my wife like that, I will have your head!

Sindel: EX-wife!

Sheeva: Is he even a character?

Jax: Yes, and he took my title as token black guy -.-


Sareena: Going to Mileena's partayyyyy! Since all us females will be almost completely naked, while the males are fully clothed, what should I wear: Body tape or nipple tassles?

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Sonya Blade: Going to check out this party, just to make sure everyone's safe, not because I want to...cough!

Comments:

Mileena: Liar!

Johnny: Yeah, she's lying.

Sonya: Okay, you caught me. Shut up! *insert random statement to flaunt my woman power here*

Taven: Busted!

Sonya: Excuse me, do not comment on my status like you're relevant!


Mileena: Yayy! The party is starting, everyone's here! Can Takartan's get drunk? Hmm...

Comments:

Baraka: No, but you're not full Takartan, so you can.

Mileena: Ew, go away.

Baraka: But baby, you. make me. feel like I'm livin' a tee-nage-dream, the way you turn me on.

Shao Kahn: I'll be watching you...like a hawk!


April 27.

Sub Zero: I do NOT want to talk about last night.

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Comments:

Reptile: XD

Rain: BAHA! You know it's gonna be talked about sooner or later.

Sub Zero: I prefer later.

Goro: What happened? After I did that keg stand, I was knocked out...growl! growl!

Sonya: Sub Zero and Smoke totally...nvm.

Jax: Haha, way to spill the beans Sonya.

Sonya: Oh, whatever. Nothing is spilled, I just implied heavily that they are going to spill.

Goro: OMGSTFU, are you serious?

Scorpion: Aww yeah! (;

Smoke: All I'm going to say is, he now has more smoke in his lungs than a 50-year-old chain smoker (;

Sub-Zero: Oh...my...god!


Jax: Cracking my skull was NOT on my agenda for last night...

Comments:

Sonya: Hahahahahahahahha! FATALITY!


Kitana: Just woke up at Mileena's dungeon...naked. Sad thing about it? Well, the fact that I'm STILL naked...fml.

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Comments:

Scorpion: YEAHHBOI! GET OVER HERE!

Kitana: Right, like I'd jump YOUR bones.

Mileena: Well, he'd certainly spark up your sex life.

Kitana: LOL OBVIOUS JOKE IS OBVIOUS LOL

John Tobias: Why wasn't I invited last night?

Mileena: Lol, just...lol.

Jade: Because no one knows you, kk? lol.

John Tobias: Hello, co-creator of Mortal Kombat, AKA, the reason you exist.

Kitana: Tbh, the only one anyone cares about is Ed, sorry man/:

Ed Boon: Awkwardddddd!