Thic chapter follows on from the previous one with the guys being ever so slightly Caelanish and stalking out the girls' sleepover. I've changed the pairing of Valduggery to Fletchyrie, so I apologise for the inconsistency but I thought Valkyrie/Fletcher would work better for this plot :)
5: 29 pm Skulduggery Pleasant Take your positions around Tanith's apartment, everyone! Operation Sleepover Spying and Checking for Hot Possible Sexual-Preference Experimenting Girls is on. (The last part of the operation's name was all Anton's idea, obviously.)
5: 29 pm Anton Shudder: Ready!
5: 29 pm Fletcher Renn: Ready!
5: 29 pm Erskine Ravel: Ready!
5: 30 pm Ghastly Bespoke: Ready!
5: 30 pm Leo DiCaprio: Ready!
5: 30 pm Veevee Scapegrace: Ready!
5: 30 pm Thrasher Scapegraceswoon: Ready! Though Vaurien was supposed to take me out tonight.
5: 32 pm Veevee Scapegrace: Don't worry, there's always later xoxo
5: 32 pm Thrasher Scapegraceswoon: xoxoxoxo
5: 33 pm Veevee Scapegrace: xoxoxoxoxoxo
5: 33 pm Thrasher Scapegraceswoon: xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
5: 33 pm Veevee Scapegrace: xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
5: 34 pm Thrasher Scapegraceswoon: xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
5: 34 pm Anton Shudder: I'M SERIOUSLY GOING TO VOMIT DOWN BOTH OF YOUR BACKS
5: 35 pm Veevee Scapegrace: :(
5: 35 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: Focus, men. We have to be subtle about spying on the girls' sleepover.
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5: 38 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: Oh God
Anton Shudder and Ghastly Bespoke like this
5: 40 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: The idea is to not let them know we're checking their night in!
5: 41 pm Fletcher Renn: Ahhhh!
5: 42 pm Ghastly Bespoke: *triple facepalm because one just isn't enough*
6: 43 pm Tanith Low At my apartment with friends, nail polish and a load of fashion magazines. We're straight out of an episode of 90210
Valkyrie PARTY Cain, Amara Calla, China Sorrows and three others like this
6: 48 pm China Sorrows: 'PARTY?' I guess Valkyrie is already drunk and destroying things. This is why I don't keep female friends.
6: 52 pm Amara Calla: Indeed she is, and so am I
6: 55 pm Valkyrie Cain: tanith i founnd wine stash follow me don't tell yhe others hahahahaha
6: 57 pm China Sorrows: Does she really think the rest of us can't see that post?
8: 24 pm Tanith Low Now not only is Valkyrie Cain tipsy, China Sorrows found my red wine, drank too much, did the time warp and is now attempting to make out with us. Who said she never let herself have fun? xD
Tariana Ravelicious Grace, Staven Weeper, Finbar Wrong and thirteen others like this
8: 26 pm Fletcher Renn: Hot damn, I'm going in!
8: 29 pm Ghastly Bespoke: This is not going to end well...
9: 58 pm Fletcher Renn is in my bed eating chunky monkey ice cream with TOTALLY FLAT HAIR :(
9: 58 pm Finbar Wrong: Jeez what happened?
10: 02 pm Thrasher Scapegraceswoon: I'm really sorry. Veevee and I can come round with more ice cream supplies and Bridget Jones DVDs
10: 03 pm Solomown Wreath: Totally flat hair? What happened? Armageddon?
10: 04 pm Tanith Low: You got everything that was coming to you.
10: 05 pm Tanith Low: Oh and Solomon, you spelt your name wrong
10: 07 Solomown Wreath: No I didn't, I'm SolomOWN Wreath, see?
10: 08 pm Tanith Low: You're such a retard.
10: 10 pm Fletcher Renn: Check my relationship status, people :L
Fletcher Renn is single
Valkyrie Cain is single
10: 12 pm Solomon Wreath: Ouch. Why did you break up? Did Valkyrie finally realise she was completely out of your league?
10: 15 pm Fletcher Renn: Me and the other guys went to spy on a sleepover some of the girls were having but I kind of gatecrashed and accidentally broke a few tables
10: 18 pm Tanith Low: And drank all of my wine then threw up over Val.
10: 25 pm Erskine Ravel: I just popped into Fletcher's flat and what the hell? Why is he sobbing into a pillow and listening to All By Myself on repeat?
10: 27 pm Tariana Ravelicious Grace: I'll call you. It's a pretty depressing story.
10: 59 pm Fletcher Renn posted on Valkyrie Cain's wall.
Valkyrie babe, I'm so sorry! Take me back? I'll pay for your dry cleaning bills. I hope the sick washes out of your clothes
11: 06 pm Valkyrie Cain: Forget it, Fletcher. I'm sorry to be posting this online, really I am, but I'm just fed up of all this. We're not getting back together.
11: 09 pm Tanith Low I have to be the bearer of bad news, but...Fletchyrie are over!
11: 09 pm Skulduggery Pleasant: WHAT?
11: 09 pm Amara Calla: WHAT?
11: 09 pm Ghastly Bespoke: WHAT!
11: 10 pm Solomown Wreath: WHAT?
11: 10 pm Reia Kellyn: WHAT?
11: 10 pm China Sorrows: WHAT?
11: 10 pm Thurid Guild: WHAT!
11: 10 pm Tariana Ravelicious Grace: What?
11: 10 pm Clarabelle Beam: WHAT? D:
11: 11 pm Erskine Ravel: WHAT?
11: 11 pm Madam Mist: WHAT?
11: 12pm Leo DiCaprio: What?
11: 12 pm Veevee Scapegrace: WHAT?
11: 12 pm Thrasher Scapegraceswoon: WHAT?
11: 13 pm Billy Ray Sanguine: WHAT?
11: 13 pm Finbar Wrong: HOLY MOTHER OF THE FACELESS ONES DIMENSION WHUUUUUTTTT?
Will Fletchyrie ever get back together? Will Finbar ever stop saying whut? Find the answer to these mysteries (one of them, at least) in the next chapter.
