Disclaimer: Do not own unfortunately.
A/N: Italicized means Sam's thoughts, bold means Rachel's thoughts
Choir room
Rachel's sitting at the piano hitting random notes when Puck walks in and sits next to her.
"What's up my hot Jewish American princess?" he asks.
"What do you want Puckerman?"
"Well word on the street is your dads are out of town and you're all alone in your house," he smirks.
"If by streets you mean my living room, Noah, then yes. You were there when they told me they were going on the Rosie O'Donnell cruise, why?"
"So, party this Saturday? I'll bring the beer ball. It's a mini keg"
"Forget it."
Puck stands up and walks to the other side of the piano.
"Come on, just the glee kids. We've been losin' our minds stressed about sectionals and stuff," He begs.
"Regional's. Besides you just want a place to have sex and get drunk," Rachel cringes.
"Yeah, there's a word for that. A party."
"No. My dad's they left me alone because they trusted me to be responsible."
"They left you alone because you suck and you're a total bore," Noah corrects her.
Rachel opens her mouth in shock.
"I'm sorry I didn't mean that. I mean I sorta did but, you're my best friend Berry and it'd be something fun and normal. Besides it'd give you lots of stuff to write a song about, way better than your headband," Puck laughs.
"You heard that?"
"Yeah and it was really bad, I mean I you're my girl and all but seriously?"
"Fine, Saturday, but if anything goes wrong Noah…"
"I got you Berry, don't worry."
Rachel's basement
Rachel's wearing this Wendy inspired green dress and standing at the top of her basement steps greeting Kurt, Blaine, and Finn and they walk in.
"Kurt, Blaine, I wasn't expecting you guys," Rachel says cheerily.
"Kurt's been blackmailing me ever since he saw my browser history. He kinda insisted on coming," Finn explains.
As they walk down the stairs Puck looks up from talking to Tina and glares at Finn, Sam is sitting on the couch smiling at Rachel.
"I'm totally off the clock right now. Rachel. I'm not a Warbler, I'm just Blaine. I'm not even wearing my uniform," Blaine placates her. "Is that a stage?"
"I like to give impromptu performances for our neighbors sometimes. Hey girlfriend! Having fun?" Rachel asks Quinn as she approaches.
"Yeah, awesome party," Quinn lies walking away.
"Okay let's go over the rules, everyone gets two drink tickets to keep things from getting out of hand. We're serving wine coolers today, it's our specialty. Actually it's all we have," she mumbles.
Artie, Brittany, Tina, and Mike walk up to Rachel.
"Great party Rachel, we gotta run," Artie says.
"We have dinner reservations," Tina adds.
They walk away and Puck walks over to her and Finn.
"Why's everybody leaving?"
"It's cuz this party blows. Look, if you want everyone to stay you have to let me break in to your dad's liquor cabinet. No one's gonna get buzzed off two wine coolers. I'll replace it before they get home," Puck promises.
Rachel looks at him and then at Sam. She smiles and nods.
"Let's party!"
An hour later
Things are much crazier everyone is obviously drunk. Sam's dancing on the stage and Rachel's spinning around with Artie. Quinn, Tina, Mike and Mercedes are playing a drinking game and Quinn is now wearing glasses and a red scarf on her head. Suddenly everyone decides to do body shots off Brittany. Santana hands a shot to Rachel, who looks at her, Brittany and then Sam. They all smile at her and Sam nods. She goes for it licking the salt of Brits belly before throwing back the shot. Sam grabs her and kisses her.
"That was so freaking sexy, babe," he whispers.
A while later
Sam and Rachel are on the couch in a hot and heavy make out session, when she jumps up.
"Spin the bottle! Who wants to play spin the bottle?"
Everyone cheers and Sam follows Rachel to the middle of her floor where the group gathers in a circle and starts playing. Brittany spins and lands on Sam. He looks at Rachel who is too drunk to not be okay with it. They meet in the middle and everyone, even Rachel cheers. When they break apart Sam leans over and kisses Rachel pulling her close.
"Love you, babe," he slurs.
Puck leans over and whispers in Sam's ear.
"You are so freaking lucky dude."
Sam just grins. Rachel spins next and lands on Blaine. Everyone is cheering and hooting.
"This I soutstanding!" Kurt yells.
"Blaine Warbler, I'm gonna rock you're world," Rachel slurs leaning across the circle towards Blaine.
She grabs his tie and their lips meet. It's sweet and simple at first until Blaine tangles his fingers in Rachel's hair and deepens the kiss. Sam is no longer smiling and neither is Kurt.
"Okay, I think we've had enough of that," Kurt says pulling them apart.
"You're face tastes awesome," Rachel mutters. "I think I just found a new duet partner!"
Rachel pulls Blaine up to the stage and they start their song everyone is enjoying the show except Sam and Kurt who are sitting on the couch arms crossed. Both seem to have sobered up rather quickly. When they finish their song Rachel walks over and sits in Sam's lap. Kurt walks over to Blaine.
"So, what'd you think Sammy?"
"I think Blaine needs to remember he's gay," Sam grits his teeth.
"Oh, Sammy, You know I love you. It was just a game, besides I was thinking and I think you should spend the night."
"Are you sure?"
"Come on," Rachel stands up taking Sam's hand and leading him upstairs.
Rachel's bedroom
Sam has Rachel backed against her door and they are making out heavily. Rachel runs her hands under his shirt before pulling it up and off him. Sam lifts Rachel up and she wraps her legs around his waist as he carries her over to her bed. He lays her down and places himself over her. He slides down her legs to her ankles before running his hands up her long legs, her dress following. Once he has her dressed bunched up at her waist he places a kiss on her stomach and Rachel sits up. She allows him push her dress over her head and throw it across the room. He pushes her gently back against her pillows and kisses her, while running his hands up and down her body before cupping her breasts. Rachel moans arching her back and digging her nails into Sam's shoulders.
"Sam, I need you… I need you to touch me," she breathes heavily.
Sam looks into her eyes before slowly moving one hand into her underwear.
The next morning
Rachel's alarm goes off and she reaches over to turn it off, but Sam's arm around her waist won't let her. She rolls over and places a kiss on his lips. Sam opens one eye and loosens his grip on her. Rachel then turns off her alarm before Sam pulls her back to him, placing a kiss on her lips.
"Morning," Sam whispers.
"My head is killing me," Rachel moans.
"Go shower, I'll make breakfast and get you some Advil," Sam whispers, pushing the hair out of her face and getting out of bed.
Rachel nods and watches him walk away. I really do love him. He didn't even take advantage of me in my drunken state. She smiles at the memory of last night.
Flashback
"I want you Sam. I want you inside of me," Rachel moans.
"Not tonight baby, not like this."
He kisses her lips and then trails his kisses down her body.
School
They all just finished performing Blame it for Shue and Rachel is standing next to Sam by one of the revolving couches when she starts walking towards the center stage and stumbles a bit. Sam reaches a hand out to catch her.
"Mr. Shue, First of all; that vest is very cute. You are all kinds of awesome." She reaches the center and grabs Mike's arm. "Second maybe, there's no song's about the dangers of drinking because there's really none as long as you have a proper designated driver. Have I ever told you how great you are?" Rachel asks turning to Mike.
Tina runs over and grabs Mike away from Rachel and Sam pulls Rachel back to him. Shue keeps talking until Santana starts crying. She's assures everyone she's ok and then the argument continues until Shue dismisses them.
The assembly
They are performing their song when Brittany throws up all over Rachel sending her running off the stage. Sam follows her and then Santana throws up.
Girl's locker room
Rachel's in a shower and Sam's waiting on a bench. When she walks out in a towel, Sam whistles.
"If this is what happens every time someone throws up on you I'll have to ask Brittany do it more often," he jokes.
"Not funny Sam that was disgusting and embarrassing," Rachel pouts pulling clothes out of her locker.
"Don't worry about it babe, I still love you. Covered in vomit, slushie, or making out with gay guys," Sam smirks.
"I love you too Sam, even if you are a total nerd," Rachel jokes back.
Sam drops his jaw and then starts tickling Rachel.
Coffee shop
Rachel and Kurt are at a table talking.
"Rachel, please. After your kiss Blaine has been walking around in this crazy alcohol induced haze. I know you love Sam, but Blaine's having a crisis. All you have to do is go lay one on him when he walks in and show him that it was just the alcohol and he's not really in love with you, please," Kurt begs.
"Fine, but you owe me," Rachel says spotting Blaine.
She gets up and walks over to him in line.
"Hey, Rachel what's going on…"Blaine starts but is interrupted by Rachel pulling him in for a kiss.
"Yup, I'm gay. 100% gay," Blaine realizes.
Rachel smiles and hugs him before walking away, pulling out her phone and calling Sam.
"You will never guess what Kurt just had me do.."
