Me: Hello loyal readers!
Fang: Gah.
Me: Okay, Fang, say it like we rehearsed. And if you screw it up, I will burn your Max plushie.
Fang: I don't have a Max plushie.
Me: -holds lit match to max plushie-
Fang: Genocide doesn't own anything Maximum Ride or Twilight. Or Green Day, although she reeeeally wishes she did. And Saint owns Spiffy and Pooky. If Genocide didn't give her credit, Saint might sue...
Me: Again, you forget the awesomeness. Oh well. Read and review kitties!
Fang: -cuddles max plushie lovingly-
PianoBoi has entered existing chat.
psychoticblonde: really alice. there is NO way that is going to happen.
pixievampire: hellooo? I'm the psychic one, right? and I saw you clubbing Emmett, throwing him in a bag, and dragging him to Canada. Then, you took over Canada, renamed it canadia, and you and spiffy the hobbit killed a penguin named pooky.
psychoticblonde: . . .
pixievampire: I SAW IT!!
PianoBoi: Um, Alice… May I ask what you're talking about?
pixievampire: I saw rose clubbing Emmett, stuffing him in a bag, and taking over Canada to rename it canadia, and then she and a hobbit named spiffy killed pooky the penguin.
PianoBoi: Really, Alice, do you honestly think that's going to happen?
pixievampire: you told me I was crazy when I saw Bella as a vampire. what is she now? oh, right, a vampire. And you STILL think I'm crazy?
psychoticblonde: yes.
PianoBoi: I have to agree with Rosalie, Alice. You just sound silly.
pixievampire: SPIFFY THE HOBBIT WILL KILL YOU ALL!!
PianoBoi: Okay Alice. Let's go with that.
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xxmaxridexx: hello, fellow freaks of nature.
PianoBoi: Hi Max.
xxmaxridexx: hobbit named spiffy? I think I created him when I was doped up on flu meds and the fever was making me delirious…and fang created pooky and they had a fight…
PianoBoi: I think I'm the only sane one here.
psychoticblonde: no, I'm somewhat saner than these two.
PianoBoi: I'm going to guess here…but did Jacob make your username?
psychoticblonde: -growls- yes. and I can't figure out how to change it! -rips Jacob black's head from his shoulders-
PianoBoi: Ah. Well, Bella made mine, and I can't say I actually like the name "PianoBoi." It's a bit ridiculous.
pixievampire: I'm telling her you said that.
xxmaxridexx: and I think you mean ridonculous.
PianoBoi: Ridonculous?
xxmaxridexx: ridonculous. it means ridiculous, only way more epic.
PianoBoi: Epic?
xxmaxridexx: God, you are so out of it. How old are you anyway?
PianoBoi: Didn't we cover this already? You assumed I was a merman, correct?
xxmaxridexx: Jeez, ever heard of a joke? I was kidding genius. And I know you're seventeen forever, and blah blah blah, but how long EXACTLY have you been seventeen? and don't you dare say "awhile." I'll have to cyber-kill you.
PianoBoi: Actually, over one hundred years.
xxmaxridexx: wowzers. no wonder you don't know what ridonculous means.
pixievampire: yeah…he can be a little crazy sometimes…
xxmaxridexx: lol!
PianoBoi: Alice, don't you have someone's fortune to read?
pixievampire: oh no, not psychic jokes! I'm outta here!
pixievampire has logged out of existing chat to preserve what dignity she has left.
xxmaxridexx: aww, Edward, you made alice leave!
psychoticblonde: ridonculous. I like that word.
PianoBoi: Rosalie, you aren't helping.
xxmaxridexx: we should totally get it in the dictionary!!
psychoticblonde: omg, that would be fun!
xxmaxridexx: OH YES! omgosh, this is gonna be so much fun!
PianoBoi: So I AM the only sane one. Yay me.
London Tipton: -appears- THAT IS MY PHRASE YOU JERK! –slaps- DON'T USE IT! -disappears-
PianoBoi: . . . ?
psychoticblonde: whoa.
xxmaxridexx: my thoughts exactly.
PianoBoi: Okay….
xxmaxridexx: . . .
PianoBoi: Er…
xxmaxridexx: alrighty then. that was odd.
psychoticblonde: um...well…bye!
psychotic blonde has logged out of existing chat.
xxmaxridexx: nice talking to you too…?
PianoBoi: Well that was rude.
xxmaxridexx: no crap Sherlock.
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emocat: rawr.
emocat: that means I love you in dinosaur.
xxmaxridexx: ???
emocat: sorry, I was being random.
xxmaxridexx: why yes fang, yes you were.
emocat: anyone up for talking about the national debt?
xxmaxridexx: oh my god I hate you fang!!
emocat: eesh, I was only kidding.
xxmaxridexx: well don't.
emocat: ok. I won't.
xxmaxridexx: good.
emocat: I'm sorry maxie.
xxmaxridexx: did you seriously call me maxie? you haven't called me that since…god, I think I must have been three.
emocat: just trying out cute pet names…you could call me fangy.
emocat: on second thought, no.
xxmaxridexx: yeah…maxie is a no go too.
emocat: alrighty then…how bout pooky?
xxmaxridexx: the penguin? …lol
emocat: ?
xxmaxridexx: u wouldn't get it. pooky=not.
emocat: screw the pet names. you are max. I am fang. end of story.
xxmaxridexx: took you long enough to figure that out.
PianoBoi: watching you two is almost as entertaining as watching Emmett and Bella arm wrestle.
xxmaxridexx: thank you…?
flyingwithoutwings has logged into existing chat.
flyingwithoutwings: hiya!
xxmaxridexx: hi ella. waz happnin?
flyingwithoutwings: nuthin. u?
xxmaxridexx: same. Edward thinks that watching me and fang talk is more entertaining than watching his wife and his brother arm wrestle.
flyingwithoutwings: sometimes, I just don't get people.
emocat: who won? Emmett?
PianoBoi: -laughs- No, actually, Bella beats him, every time. They go at it everyday now. But, unfortunately, everyday Bella's newborn strength becomes less and less, and Emmett gains more and more ground every day. But Bella has yet to lose a match!
xxmaxridexx: -smiles and nods while pretending to understand what Edward just said-
emocat: well then.
flyingwithoutwings: dude. what?
PianoBoi: Nevermind.
flyingwithoutwings: yeah. okay. uh-huh. um…OMG.
xxmaxridexx: what?!
flyingwithoutwings: did you hear that?
xxmaxridexx: what?
flyingwithoutwings: that big boom…OMG GAZZY AND IGGY JUST BLEW UP THE POOL.
xxmaxridexx: WHAT?!
emocat: haha, they are so screwed…fear the wrath of max!
xxmaxridexx has logged out of existing chat to go kill two VERY annoying pyromaniacs…
emocat: I love it when she does that.
emocat has logged out of existing chat to watch his girlfriend kick some butt.
flyingwithoutwings: see ya Edward.
PianoBoi: I'll talk to you later Ella.
flyingwithoutwings has logged out of existing chat to go save her boyfriend.
PianoBoi has logged out of existing chat to find something better to do.
Me: Ack, that was short. Oh well.
Fang: -cuddles max plushie-
Me: Oh God.
Fang: Shut-up. I'm not the only one - Max has a Fang plushie. So there. –continues to cuddle max plushie-
Me: Alrighty then…read and review!! Please? Pretty please?
Fang: They'll review when they want to review.
Me: If I get ten reviews I'll let you go.
Fang: REVIEWREVIEWREVIEWREVIEW!!
Me: Shut-up emo kid. XD
