THIS STORY IS 100% CANON, READ ONLY IF YOU WANT TO READ CLASH OF THE ELEMENTS THROUGH JOE DARK'S POINT OF VIEW ( USUALLY )

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"Damn, there's no lolis around here! What a fucking waste of time!" Spat some creepy motherfucker. He turned his gaze to a koopa that was cowering nearby. The koopa had no legs and was missing an eye, his clothes torn in various places and his shell nowhere to be seen. Blood was forming a puddle around the koopa, who was covered in blood red blood himself.

"Please... let me go, I won't tell anyone, I just don't want to die...have mercy." Said the koopa weakly. The eye that remained was flowing with tears. The creepy motherfucker gave a smile that seemed so gentle you'd think he was a saint.

"Alright, I'll let you go on one condition." He replied.

"Please, i'll do anything!" The koopa cried, renewed with hope.

"Get on your knees and beg."

"...What?"

"I'll give you ten seconds, be glad I'm so generous!" The creepy motherfucker cackled. The Koopa could only watch in horror as his legs were being gnawed at by the monster before him. As panic began to fill every inch of his body, he tried to crawl away.

"Hey, why are you leaving? Time's up!" said the creepy motherfucker.

"You... You're a sick fuck!" screamed the koopa.

"heh...yeah..."

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Joe Dark heard a bloodcurdling scream nearby. Abandoning his hopes of getting to sleep right now, he rushed towards to sound and saw a horrifying scene. What used to be a koopa was on the ground, torn apart and mouth agape. Joe Dark could see organs scattered about and limbs in a pile. The area had blood splattered everywhere. The most unsettling part of the whole scene was the man standing in the middle of it all, covered in blood, chewing on something, and staring at Joe Dark.

"What the fuck... Who the FUCK are YOU?" Joe Dark yelled in a rage. This koopa likely had a family that cared for him, friends that wanted to see him again, maybe even a lover. This bastard was no better than Mario or Alex Whiter.

"heh, you can call me Mantis Joe. Judging by your name tag, you must be Joe Dark. I've heard rumors about you!" The sick fuck replied. Before Joe Dark could reply, Mantis Joe rushed at Joe Dark at blinding speeds! Oh no!

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