Morning McKinley, Devious Diva here with some interesting Glee Gossip. Well, I've actually got two pieces of news. In less interesting news, the Glee club will be performing West Side Story as its musical. Couldn't they come up with something from this century? Though, I do have something you care about. Sources say Mike Chang's parents were in a meeting with Principal Figgins about an A-. It's apparently an Asian F or something, which sounds kind of racist. Anyways, Chang Sr. was not happy with a grade I bet a lot of you would kill for. Could Mike be forced to quit the club? More to come, XO.

I was really with how the site was getting off the ground. It honestly felt like everyone in the school was reading it. Of course, it wasn't a big school, but it was still an accomplishment. People always loved a mystery. I had no idea of revealing who I was anytime soon.

One thing that I did need to worry about was my personal life. It seemed like I had a friend in Lucy. I did wish that she would quit smoking though. It was the worst of bad habits, even above sleeping around. Maybe I could get her some nicotine gum. I wasn't sure if that stuff really worked or not.

One thing that I noticed with my internet fame was that people knew who I was, but no one wanted to talk to me. I was fine with it, though, because I didn't want any false friends and I did find that popularity was overrated.

I was at my locker when Lucy approached me. I couldn't help but wonder what she was going to say to me.

"So, do you have any idea how I can convince Shelby to let me have Beth back?" She asked me.

"Well the first question is a simple one: why do you want her back?" I retorted. "Do you genuinely think you made a mistake by giving her up, or do you only want her because Shelby has her?"

"I want her back." She declared.

"That doesn't answer the question." I remarked. "I mean have you actually considered what it will be like to have a kid? You would have to change diapers and potty-train her. You would have to give the majority of your attention to her and put her needs above yours."

"Wait, do you have a kid?" She asked.

"No. Please don't put anything like that on that Glee Gossip thing." I remarked. "I've only ever had sex once."

"Once is all it takes." She pointed out. "Though, I did have it a few times after that."

I had seen some of the pictures from last year and I generally preferred the ones of her and Finn. I just thought he had more chemistry with her than Rachel.

"So, what do you think of this whole Asian F thing?" She asked. I couldn't believe that she was actually interested in that. "I mean he probably wasn't going to be valedictorian anyway."

"That would be you." I commented. "You know having a kid would make it difficult to go to college."

"I don't think that's true." She challenged. "It would make things harder, but I don't see any why I can't handle both. I've been through homelessness, so I can handle being a parent."

I couldn't help but think she actually seemed motivated. I didn't know what to say. I did have something I could put on the site though without putting any of the personal stuff that she had told me on there.

Spotted Lucy Q walking out of Shelby's classroom. What is she doing talking to the non-teacher? Could she be thinking of defecting so soon after joining New Directions?

I hadn't revealed that Shelby had adopted Lucy's baby. I didn't feel that was information that the school needed to know. I had already said that she was Rachel's mother and that was probably good enough. It was going to be enough. I didn't need some big bombshell because the site was going well. It really seemed like the Glee club had a new thing every day or at least every few days.

Another thing that I didn't like about the musical that the Glee club was putting on was that it had no parts for women. I could really only think of one woman in the entire movie. It was basically telling any girl that didn't get the lead that there was no place for them.

The next day, Mr. Schuester actually approached me after class. I was wearing a red plaid shirt over a black tank and black shorts with black knee socks and boots. I knew that there were only two things that he wanted to talk to me about. Either he wanted me to join Glee club or he wanted me to audition for the musical. His history showed him to be very predictable.

"Jenny, can I talk to you?" He asked me.

"You already are. If this is about the musical, change it to something with more parts for women and then we will talk." I replied.

"There are plenty of parts for women." He argued.

"Who, Prostitute #1?" I challenged. "Everyone knows the only female character is Maria. Plus, something newer wouldn't hurt either."

Later that day, I was hit by a surprise flier. Gone was the one for West Side Story and in its place was…High School Musical. What? How did he come to that conclusion?

Well, it's not often that I'm confused but the most off-the-wall thing happened today. Apparently, West Side Story has been canceled and it's been replaced by something more infamous. Send me your cast lists? I don't think there's a black guy to play Chad. Anyway, I'll be covering this more later after auditions. XO, everybody.

I then realized that I told him I would audition if he changed the musical. While it wasn't any sort of legal agreement, I supposed I didn't have anything better to do. I was only going to audition for one role and wouldn't accept any other role.

"My name is Jenny and I will be auditioning for the role of Gabriela." I declared.

"Are you sure you don't want to read for Sharpay?" Artie asked.

"I know what I said." I declared. "Now do you want me to sing or not?"

"Go ahead." He declared. I was going to try hard for this role. I needed a song that really captured the spirit of the character that I was going for. I wasn't going to sing a song from the musical though.

Tripping out, spinning around I'm underground
I fell down yeah I fell down
I'm freaking out where am I now upside down
And I can't stop it now me, it can't stop me now

I, I, I'll get by, I, I, I'll survive
When the world's crashing down
When I fall and hit the ground
Don't you try to stop me
I, I, I won't cry

I could see the looks of surprise on their faces as I finished. I thought of singing a Hey Monday song, but I didn't quite have Cassadee Pope's range and I didn't think I would be able to pull it off. Speaking of that I found a video of Kurt and Blaine singing that song and they not only sucked, but they didn't get the point of the song. It was not a mutual breakup. You could not sing a duet to it. No wonder they lost.

"I didn't know you could sing like that," Lucy told me. "That was the song from the new Alice in Wonderland, wasn't it?"

"It was." I declared. "So, what did you talk to Shelby about?"

"I told her that I would like to babysit Beth." She stated.

"You have to be honest with her." I remarked. "Even if you are, she'll probably still say no."

"You know you look nothing like Gabriela." She stated. "In fact, it would probably be some of the worst casting ever if you got the part."

"I specifically remember him saying looks don't matter." I pointed out.

"Yeah, but there's looks not mattering and then there's casting a tall pale-skinned blonde to play someone who was originally play by a short tan-skinned brunette." She replied.

"Well I'm not taking another part. I'm either going to be the lead or I'm not going to do anything." I told her. I could probably do wardrobe, but I was not sure if I wanted to.

"So, were you going to audition?" I asked.

"I don't have time to devote to being in a play." She remarked.

After auditions were over, I decided to write something else. I was going to bury the lead.

Hello, McKinley. Word from auditions is that Mike Chang can actually sing. Apparently, he's been holding out on the Glee club for years. I personally think he should be Troy because when is the last time you've seen an Asian male lead in a musical. No, The King and I doesn't count because that guy was white. Also Lucy Q's girlfriend made an appearance as well. Word is she auditioned for Gabby. Sorry, Raccoon Eyes, but you don't fit the part at all.

I then went home. My mom was making dinner when I got there.

"You're home late." She noted.

"I stayed late because I was auditioning for the musical." I explained.

"Wow, you haven't been in a musical since middle school." She said. "I remembered when you played the lead in Mamma Mia. I still have the tape."

"You promised to never show anyone that tape." I declared.

"Well I think being in something like this would be a great way to make friends." She told me.

"Mom, I don't need you to lecture me." I replied. "If I want friends, I'll make friends."

I hadn't told her about Lucy yet. I wasn't sure what we were. It might have been something that I should talk to Dan about. I didn't think I had a crush on her, but may have possibly wanted to be with her. It was confusing.

"Hey." Dan answered.

"So, I have something that I need to talk to you about." I stated. "It's not about the website. That's going great. It's actually about something else. How did you know when you first liked Serena? I'm not talking about a crush. I want to know when you know you really liked her. How did it feel?"

"Why, do you think you like someone?" He asked.

"Maybe." I answered. "I've just gotten kind of close to her and I don't know what any of it means."

"Her?" He questioned in surprise. I hoped he wouldn't be freaked out by it.

"Yes, her." I confirmed. "I'm confused. She's really my only friend here and I kind of want to be more."

"Well maybe ask her how she feels." He suggested. "Was there anything else you wanted to talk about?"

"Well I auditioned for the musical, which happens to be High School Musical." I explained. "If I get in, I am going to be the lead."

"I remember how you used to be obsessed with that." He remarked.

"I was 12!" I argued. "I might work as the costume designer if I don't get the part. I might work as the costume designer if I do get the part."

"Well just do whatever makes you happy." He replied. "Also, I'm trying to get Serena to forgive you. She may call you in the next few days. I'm just giving you the heads up so you're not surprised by it."

He then hung up. I honestly didn't know what I was going to say if I talked to Serena. I was trying to steal her boyfriend. I wouldn't say that I was over Nate, but I could deal with being apart from him. I probably should have gone to a therapist about it. Another reason that I was nervous about starting a relationship was if Nate ever wanted to get back together, I would probably say yes and that wouldn't be fair to whoever I was dating.

The next day, I went to school and made another new post. If the site ever got as big as Gossip Girl did, I might not be able to do it by myself. Actually, I probably could. Dan had done it by himself when I took a leave from the site and he seemed to have a pretty good handle on it presently.

Hello, McKinley. Word on the street is Mercedes is not happy about auditions. Looks like our girl doesn't want to play Taylor. I can't blame her. Who would want to be Taylor? Kind of name is Taylor anyway? Could she potentially leave the Glee club? Guess we will find out after the cast list is posted. XO

I decided to go over to Lucy and talk to her. I wasn't sure if I wanted to ask her on another date. I never really asked if she enjoyed the first one, even though it wasn't real. Before I could say anything, she spoke up.

"What are you doing tomorrow night?" She asked.

"I didn't really have any plans." I answered.

"Well now you do. You're going to help me babysit Beth." She stated.

"And what makes you think that I'll do that." I replied.

"Because you like me enough to do it." She replied.

"Okay, but I am not cleaning up any messes or changing diapers." I declared.

I enjoyed the day more than I expected. One thing that I learned was that Beth already knew how to walk, so that involved chasing her a little bit. It also involved me having fun when I tackled Lucy. There were a few points where I thought she was going to kiss me, but she never did and I was a little disappointed.

The next day, I had some of the biggest news since I started the blog. I also got the part. I was surprised that they gave me the part.

Hey, everybody, it's Devious Diva. Well, it looks like I was right. Mercedes has left the Glee club. She seems to have joined the upstart club of Shelby's. I wonder how Will deals with that. And since I know you're too lazy to actually read the cast list, I'll just post it here. XO

Troy Bolton: Mike Chang (I called it)
Gabriela Montez: Jenny Humphrey (WTF?)
Sharpay Evans: Rachel Berry (This kind of works)
Ryan Evans: Kurt Hummel (BTW, he is gay in this version.)
Chad Danforth: Blaine Anderson (Well he's a minority)
Taylor Whatshername: Santana Lopez (It was Mercedes but she said no)
Kelsi: Tina Cohen-Chang
Basketball Coach Guy: Finn Hudson
Dramatic Drama Teacher: Shelby Corcoran (Yeah, no student could handle that role)

I was also the designer. I had to admit that I was excited about it. Maybe I still did love musicals.

So here's another story that has returned. Jenny and Lucy are slowly developing. Also they'll be doing High School Musical. Please don't forget to review.