Edward's P

Edward's P.O.V.

"Dare", I said.

I wasn't a chicken. I tried to read her mind, but all she was doing was singing 'When You Wish Upon A Star'. Oh No, this can't be good.

"Alright I dare you to bridal shop, look for a dress, and put it on. Act like a woman doing this and if anyone asks you something tell them you're getting married to your lover-Emmett. And yes we will all be there including Emmett. So Emmett you're the "guy" in the relationship and Edward's the girl. So act like a real couple."

Gulp. How could she go this low? She is going down. I'll make sure of that .I mean it would be hilarious if it was the others, but me. Why me? I was thinking to myself ,but then everyone interrupted me with their thoughts.

MUUUAAAAHHHH!!-Alice.

Phew I'm glad she didn't involved me-Jasper.

HAHAHA this is going to be priceless-Rose.

I have to say, she's little but ferocious-Carlisle.

Poor Emmett and Edward. I surely wouldn't want to be them right now.-Esme.

Crap, Crap, Crap, CRAPP!! Why did she have to bring me down with him? OHH She's going to get it…. BAD-Emmett.

I looked at Bella beside me. Right then all my anger went away. I love her so much, and I'm glad she feels the same way. Well , I might as well get this over and done with as fast as I can.

We all were getting in my and Alice's car. Why did she insist on having Bella ride with her? When I sighed in defeat, I turned to see my love looking at me with compassion. I couldn't take it anymore. I rushed towards her and said I loved her. She said the exact same thing. And my lips crushed into hers. I don't know how long we were like this until Alice called we were all leaving. So we broke apart and I gave her a peck on the cheek.

"I'll see you when we get there, love".

She just smiled eagerly and walked back to the car. I think she was excited about me doing this. Hmph. Oh Bella. My Bella.

When we got to David's Bridal, everyone was so eager to see what was going to happen. When we were about to enter , I looked at Emmett and we both said "here we go".

I walked in strutting off my stuff. Wait, did I just say that? Oh well this is how I'm suppose to act.

"May I help you ladies", an employee by the name of Victoria said. Ugh what a revolting name. Well Im truly disgusted by myself for what I am about to do.

Alice's P.O.V.

"Um, actually looking for a dress of my own", Edwardia said. Ha Edwardia. I crack myself up.

"Uhhh o k . Well umm………… well do you like any of these dresses over here", She said as she pointed to a section.

"Well there o kayyy I guess, but I want to show off my curves" Edward explained. Which made everyone hysterical.

"Oh I like this one baby, I mean I don't know if it shows your curves or not, but its hot." Emmett said pointing to one that looked like a shower curtain.He must be kidding.

The look on Edward's face was excruciating funny.

"So you're his well his mate?", Victoria asked.

"No duh sherlock. I loved him from day one when I first saw him in Lipsuckers(a gay strip club) and I knew it had to be. He's my everything now, aren't you pooh bear?", Emmett explained.This couldn't get any funnier.

"You're right sugar pie." Edward said.

"Umm the dressing rooms are right there… sir".

"Well thank you very much darling" Edward said as he walked to the rooms.

"That was great Emmett. Just as I planned" , I said.

"Of course" everyone said.

When everyone was trying to recover from that, I went to ask Rose a question.

"So did you get everything on tape so far?".

"You betcha. This is some good stuff.".

We all stared at the gorgeous Edward in the dress. He could actually pull it off for an ugly dress.

"How do I like everyone?" He asked.

" AYYYYYYYY BAY BAY.FAB BUL LOUS! You work it" Emmett shouted which everybody fell on the floor laughing.

"Well thank you Em's" Edward said as he looked at Emmett love.

"No problem shuck um's".

You could tell behind their eyes was total awarkwardness.

"Actually nothing here is my taste ,but thank you for all your help" Edward said.

"Ok" Victoria said. You could tell she was relieved by the look on her face.

Edward got out of the dress and before we could say anything to him, he said

" You can bombard me when we get home".

Since it we were just going back to the house Bella and Edward rode with Carlisle and Esme. I know they didn't want to be with us, but Emmett's a whole different story.

"We met at Lipsuckers? It's priceless" I laughed when were on the road.

"Hey when I do a dare I do it" Emmett explained.

I was going to ask and tell him more about it ,but he was too busy with Rosalie.

We soon were all back on the den.

"Hahaha Edward and Emmett you guys did good. You guys don't know how hilarious it was." Jasper said.

"Oh shut up Wilbur" Emmett said.

"Ea someone touché" Bella unlikely said.

"So Edward it wasn't working for ya or the dress wasn't your type?" Rosalie teased.

"Did the dress give you a wedgie?" I laughed.

"I'm sorry they put you through that Edward" Bella said.

After they were done having their quiet moment, I asked him.

"Well aren't you going to answer our questions Eddie-poo" I asked.

"I said you could bombard me with questions, I never said I answer them though" He snickered.

"Oh well lets get on with the show, who do you pick Edward?" I said.

"Hmm…. Carlisle truth or dare?" Edward asked.

"Well I say dare my son. I'm a man." He answered.

I saw what was going to happen.

This wasn't going to end well.

ahh what is he going to do to poor carlisle ? wait and see

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