"Reunited with a side of Ramen"

Chapter 3: "Didn't Quite Catch That"

By: Kiba Inubake


Yeah!… Chapter 3 is here!... Like anyone cares!... Aside from all the Strongbad crap, the 3rd chapter is here! It's waiting to be read by all of you annoying fans! …Oh, God, when will this crap end…? By the way, this has much more humor in it than the last one. Probably not jokes, but stupid random stuff from Itachi that only my friend Reid and I could think of. Possibly Charley, too. You've got an account now, Reid. REVIEW!!! I also hope you feel better…
Disclaimer- Oh, fuck! Not you again!! Okay, ya bastard, I, once again, don't fucking own Naruto. If I did, you'd be dead. Yeah, think about that. Because of me, you're still alive. Quit bugging me, and only then we might be even.

"Didn't Quite Catch That"

Itachi gazed deeply into his love's cute eyes. "Ayame…I love you."

Ayame was shocked by his sudden somewhat-changed version of bipolarness so much that she might've fainted. Luckily, she was so happy that if she did, she'd beat herself up for not living in the moment. So, she didn't faint. "Itachi… Could you repeat that? I didn't quite catch it."

"I said I love you. Sasuke gave me some great advice, and now I'm doing something so surprising and out-of-the-blue where only a love struck teenage girl would think that's romantic and not just weird. I really don't care anymore. Fuck them, and fuck anyone who gives a damn." Itachi rambled on.

"…Um…I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that…" Ayame said. "So, do you really mean that?"

Oh my fucking God! How many times is she gonna fucking repeat that? She already fucking knows the fucking answer! She just wants to make sure so she can express her heart out in her fucking diary that she's had for over 10 years, or something stupid like that. Oh, shit, better answer! Itachi thought. "Uh…yeah, I did." He looked away for a moment, then looked back. "So, uh, do you want to…I don't know…do something stupid like go out on a date that only a loser would want to do 'cause they've got nothing better to do in their lives at the time because they spend the whole day doing crack?" Oh, shit… I don't think I should've said that…

"Oh, Itachi, yes! Yes, I'd love to! Come by at around 7:00 tonight, 'kay? Bye!" With that, Ayame kissed Itachi on the cheek.

Aw, crap. A fucking date to deal with. Suddenly, I feel like hanging out with Shikamaru.


Itachi walked up to Ayame's apartment. He knocked unnecessarily loudly on her door. Ayame opened up about 6 seconds later. "Oh, hi, Itachi! I've missed you so much!"

He stared at her. "It was only a few hours! How could you possibly…never mind," Itachi took her hand. Ayame locked her door and walked off with Itachi. "So, what place did you have in mind? We've gotta do something interesting tonight," He asked.

"Well, I was maybe thinking taking a long walk through the training ground. The cherry blossoms are so beautiful in the night sky!" She suggested.

"I said something interesting," Itachi said, earning a sad frown from Ayame. "Hey, hey, I was just kidding!" He lied. "We can do that if you want."

Ayame regained a cute smile on her smooth, irresistible face. "That's what I thought!"

This is gonna be one hell of a night…Itachi thought.


They had reached the training grounds. Itachi noticed 2 figures in the distance, but couldn't make them out. So he thought nothing of it. Ayame latched her arms around Itachi's body. "Well, here we are…" She said with that lust back in her voice.

"Yeah, we're here…" Itachi replied, with that 'desperate to leave' tone. "So, what do you want to--" He was cut off by a pair of soft lips pushing gently against his. Itachi soon started making an effort to kiss her back; only problem was that she was somehow making his heart scream for joy. He couldn't kiss back until a little while later. 2 minutes passed Ayame finally took her lips off of his. Instead, she rested her head on his shoulder. She murmured, "I wish this night would never end…" before falling into a deep, peaceful sleep. Itachi decided to lie down, somehow managing to keep Ayame comfortable in her sleep while moving down. He moved her beautiful head onto his chest. The two fell asleep in a bed of cherry blossoms. End of Chapter.


Aww… What a sweet ending… I did not expect it to turn out that way. I just add things as I go; I don't plan it out. Anyway, please tell me what you thought in your review! Jeru, I took your advice and I didn't write as much. So don't say I write too much! Compare me to xxBlackSakura24xx or Dark Angelic Kitty and tell me I write too much! I dare you! And Jessica, I'll try to add your jokes soon! …Actually, Jeru, you're right. It is only one chapter, not a bunch mixed into one. I'm sorry…

Okay!! Your extra this time is a background hint for this chapter! The hint is Naruto and Sasuke were sparring in the background, but Itachi didn't say anything because he didn't wanna ruin their [super-special awesome moment. (Sorry, but I just had to add that.) Heheheh...