No really guys, apparantly it never ends. This one is Quinn's POV and who knows who's next!


You cannot believe Puck. Your "baby-daddy" is with the gay kid. Actually, he has been for weeks, probably even months now. You cannot belive this. So what, he repopulated the species, and bye Quinn I'm running off into the sunset with Hummel?

So not fair.

And if you were the one to turn him down constantly after five years of him chasing after you, how can he just stop? If he's liked you for five years, how can he just give up? Puck shouldn't be able to just give up. So you like a stupid guy who will prostrate himself before your feet, is that too much to ask? Just because your constantly mean and outright horrible to him doesn't mean you don't like him. You just don't express emotions the same way other people do. Has he seen your family? You have a right to be just as crazy as everybody else in this school district.

But seriously, is he thinking of your daughter? How would she turn out with a single 16-year-old mother and two gay fathers? Please God, make it better than Rachael Berry. So the girl follows her heart and is pretty much constantly happy, she's also a walking reject. Your daughter can't be an outcast who dresses in plaid in high school. She deserves more. Like all the toys she could ever want, cute baby clothes (even cuter clothes when she's older), and a good father. Somebody who would love her and be nice to her and make sure she was safe and happy no matter what. He'd let her be herself but make sure she was completely great in every aspect of her life. (And if this sounds like Puck and Kurt combined, you're going to ignore that voice for now. It's stupid anyway.) He'd do all the things your "daddy" never did for you. Your daughter deserves to be popular and happy (and fashionable, please dear God).

So what if she can have two fathers who can provide all that? Well, separately, of course. Kurt would probably teach her the best fashion sense in the world and Puck could teach her how to stand up for herself and fight. They're both nice enough considering how pretty much everyone in this town is screwed up one way or another. Puck would love her and you're pretty sure Hummel would, too, if Puck did. Heck, all of the gleeks would probably love her, just because they're dorks who're slowly becoming your friends. She would have an army of outcast singers on her side when she's finally here.

God, you have to stop this. There's no way you're actually thinking about this. You can do this by yourself.

But maybe you don't want to. Maybe it really is okay to ask for a little help sometimes.