LOL finnaly up, sorry this is my first fanfic

Meet you at the Bottom :D

"So Bella, can I come in? or am I gonna have to just barge in and take you right there? You choose" He said while grinning like an idiot.

Ah shit I missed Edward, "hey watch it" I scolded. He laughed and came in. "Dude bella I need you a lot, if you know what I mean" he said while wiggling his eyebrows.

I slapped him, I mean like I really slapped him. "dude what the fuck your such a dog in heat and no you cannot do it doggy style with me" I nearly yelled at him, knowing what he was gonna say, all my lust fading away with the vodka(a/n pshhhh I wish it was that fast).

I felt my self being swept in my room, I was right what are the odds?

Jake smelled the vodka, cause he pulled it out and made a 'what the fuck' look and then when realization crawled on him, he smiled slyly and took a swig, then motioned me to do the same. Me having multiple personality disorders that day, took it and swung it in my mouth, whoa head rush much?

20 mintues and 2 bottles of vodka and acholcal later……..

"you know, I always wanted to kiss a native American"

"Go ahead"

Instead of like how Edward did it, Jacob jumped and leapt on me crashing me on the bed, and crushed his lips on mine, without passion, but just hunger and desire for my body. But I didn't give any shit right now, I was also drunk and horny. I slipped off his shirt(a/n I know werewolves cant get drunk, cuz the alcohol quickly burns in there like I don't know 400 degrees celcius bodies or sumtthing, but just go on with me people) Jake quickly slipped of my shirt and forced his tounge in my mouth, which I gladly accepted. Then his hard on started pressing to intensly in my upper thigh, and when he noticed I wasn't turned on, he started to grunt and kind of like jump on me, all I know it looked perverted and it hurt.

I cried out in pain, which he mistook for pleasure, but it didn't hurt that much because I was drunk, so I quickly did another personalty change and it stopped hurting as the alchocal finally kicked in with the vodka, so I pressed in to him and arched my back, he tried taking off his pants, but I stopped him

" Whoa boy, im not drunk enough for THAT"

Hey there lol so how do you guyz like it? R&R