Well...here I am with a third chapter...and I must say...this might take a while...I swear no more than eight chapters though! Heh...Thanks to all of you that've reviewed so far! I'm glad you like it and aren't mentally scarred by it. Now...ON WITH THE SHOW! BWAHAHAHAH+ahem+ Sorry...
"You just had to do it in the store, didn't you?" Temari tapped her foot impatiently. It helped calm her nerves.
"Jeez, Shukaku was just eating," Kankuro complained. He thought their reaction was unruly. Gaara hadn't said anything, he was fine with the fact they had been kicked out. As long as he exacted revenge against Lee. Now he never had to look at those gianormous eye brows again.
"I DON'T care, Kankuro!" Temari fumed. "You think you could've of stopped him! Now where am I supposed to get my make-up! Better yet, because of this, NO MORE FACE PAINT!"
"What? No! Dammit Gaara!"
"…What?" Gaara turned an icy stare towards him.
"Um…nothing…I just…heh," Kankuro whistled and turned away.
Strangely enough, no one really seemed to notice Sasuke slowly dying on the ground. Except maybe the cars driving by. They stare at you…stoopid weird people.
"Must…have…game…" Sasuke said between violent spasms. Heh…spasms…that's a fun word.
"…?" Naruto poked him with a stick. Then a light bulb, mind you it was about a 3 watt, went off in his head. "IT'S A NEW MISSION!"
"What?" The sand siblings said simultaneously.
"We have to sneak in to Wal-mart and retrieve the game!" Naruto purposely avoided saying it would help Sasuke, for obvious reasons. He just wanted to have some fun. Don't we all? "Think of it as we have to work together and steal information!"
"Except this would be shop-lifting dough head!" Temari yelled.
"Pfft. That's all right," Naruto waved his hand dismissively.
"You're a bit daft, aren't you?"
"NO!"
"PEEEE!"
"…Fine, how do we go about doing this then?" Temari planted her hands on her hips.
"Well first off," Naruto kicked Sasuke in the back. "GET UP YAH PANSY!"
"Gaaaaaaaaaah…" Sasuke cried, in a greatly tormented and out of character way.
"Do you want yer stinkin game or not?" Naruto joined Temari, and placed his hands on his hips.
Abruptly, Sasuke's expression returned to being the normal composed one. He stood, coolly sliding his hands into his pockets. "I will have my game."
Meanwhile, in the Jewelry Section…
"Whatcha gonna do wit all dat junk, all dat junk inside dat trunk!" Sakura shook her rump as she put a different tiara on her head. While she actually hated the music selection currently being played over the speakers, she ended up singing along and dancing. Not only did her dancing make all the eyes of the other customers find her, but she was decked out in tons of jewelry. She was bored.
Earrings, necklaces, bracelets, tiaras, hair clips, bows, and a few curlers. Wow.
"My humps, my humps, my hump my hump my hump. My love lady lumps!" She belted out the chorus. (Sweet Jesus tapping dancing Christ on crutches, I hate that song. It hurt to type the lyrics…thus the reason I made Sakura sing it.)
"…Sakura?" a familiar voice asked, in an extremely puzzled tone.
"Kakashi-sensei!" Sakura screamed, exceptionally embarrassed, even though the rest of Wal-mart had been staring at her since Let the Bodies hit the Floor came on over fifteen minutes ago.
"…You have…a lot of cranium accessories…" Kakashi pointed at her head.
"Heh…well…I was here with Naruto and Sasuke," of course, she added a dreamy tone for Sasuke's name. "But they left or something, so I came over here…" she blushed. Kakashi laughed. "Say, what are you doing here, Kakashi-sensei?"
"…Nothing…" he shifted uneasily, making sure to conceal something behind his back.
"…Are you hiding something?" Sakura leaned to the side.
"No."
"But…I can see….is that a book?"
POOF! It was too late. Kakashi poofed away…because he's just super cool like that. I mean come on, it's Kakashi.
Back in the Parking lot…
"Right, so we go in here…" Naruto pointed to one of the larger air vents running through the main part of the store, on the blue print they just happened to have. They all stood over the blue print, a little hunched over from hiding behind a car. The guards had seen them supposedly 'loitering' and almost called the cops.
"How about this door?" Gaara spoke up.
"Huh?" Naruto stared up at him. "What door?" He looked down, and turned his head. He didn't see any door.
"The secret door on the far east wing. I've watched people use it before with my sand eye." Gaara stated plainly.
"…You…have?" Everyone's head cocked in confusion.
"…I was bored."
"Well, off to the secret door!" Naruto threw his fist in the air excitedly. Kyuubi rejoiced along with him.
They all used their super spiffy neato ninja skills and easily got through the parking lot and averted being seen by anyone.
"Why the hell does Wal-mart have a secret door?" Temari asked as they bounded over the last few cars.
"Good question," Kankuro snorted.
"There it is," Gaara said as the others came beside him.
"What are we just standing here for? Let's go in!" Naruto went to walk forward.
"Wait," Sasuke grabbed his shoulder.
"What is it?" Naruto huffed.
"Look…there's some one guarding it," he pointed to a ferocious looking man. Not only was he about three times as tall as them, he was about five times as big as them. Naruto eeped.
"I can take care of him," Gaara said, sand starting to swirl around his feet.
"NO!" Everyone yelled…stupidly. Their yelling caught the attention of the guard.
"Hey! What're you kids doin?" The guard barked in a surfer kind of voice. Everyone sweat dropped.
"Um…you see…we were just…" Temari mumbled, rubbing the back of her head. No one else really tried to help her answer, and Naruto was starting to grow bored of it. He knew the one thing that would permit them to get in.
"Orioke no jutsu!" POOF! "Ooohhhhhhhhhhhh!" a little heart flew out from a wink given by the now barely covered by puffs of cloud floating around Naruto. It soon turned into nose bleed central when the giant man fell over. And POOF! "All right! Let's go!" Naruto was now back to normal and easily stepped over the guy. (Note: Just to clear things up in case no one caught it, that was Sexy no Jutsu)
Everyone looked to each other for a moment, shrugged, and followed Naruto.
WOO! Be prepared for more crack, minna!
Ja ne!
