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Title: Jan's Worst Memory
Summary: A brief description of Jan Valentine's first encounter with vampires.
Challenge: 's Worst Memory
Rating: PG-13 (implied sexual acts (underage, non-consentual), implied underage drinking, implied violence, one curseword.)
Word count: 274

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Jan's worst memory occurred when he was fourteen years old, in the form of a beautiful, seductive vampire.

Of course, he hadn't realized it at the time; even if he knew about vampires, he was almost too drunk to see straight, much less notice small details like red eyes and pointed teeth. It took until she started bleeding him to realize that something was wrong.

Of course, by then it was too late.

She didn't kill him, though; such a waste that might have been. "I don't buy toys so that I can play for one night," she explained, grinning.

So instead, she kept him at her house, a ramshackle construction far from anywhere. And she played.

She liked pain, but only when it was his. And she liked sex, but twisted it into something repulsive. Above all, she liked blood--quite literally nearly all he had to give.

"A pity you're so weak," she said one night, "or I could make you into a vampire and have my plaything forever."

She had him for three days.

He escaped at high noon, running like a man possessed over the countryside. Police found him an hour later, dressed in nothing but his piercings and a tangle of broken cords on his wrists.

The incident didn't inspire any great hatred of vampires in him--in fact, what he felt was nearly envy. He was one of the toughest people he knew, and she still managed to put him away like nothing. Repeatedly.

He wanted that.

And amazingly, only a small part of it was so that he could rape the bitch and show her who was weak now.