A/N - The last chapter got over 50 reviews! That is insane! (don't get me wrong, I mean insane in a good way, please keep reviewing -grins) alright, anyway… one of the reviewers pointed out that there isn't changing rooms in Wal-Mart but pretend there is (cause like I said before, I'm Scottish so I've never set foot in a Wal-Mart before) Emmett's dare was like funny in my head but I don't know how funny I'll be able to make it "on paper", but here goes my attempt…
-Lanna
Notes.
Rosalie, Edward and Jasper all stood anxiously staring at the entrance to the fitting rooms waiting to see what Emmett would have to do when he came out, too preoccupied to notice Alice and Bella exchange looks and start counting down.
"5... 4... 3... 2..." The two girls said at the same time and as they reached one Bella reached over to cover Alice's eyes while Alice did the same to her, just in time to hear the laughter and shocked gasps come from the other Cullen's when their bear-like brother emerged from the fitting rooms…
"OH DEAR GOD! He's NAKED!" Jasper yelled, accidentally causing passing customers to turn their heads towards the naked vampire who was now glaring at his brother and two sisters.
"Seriously, Alice, Bella… this is more a punishment for us than it is for him" Edward shuddered averting his eyes from Emmett.
Alice and Bella burst out laughing, each dropping their hands from the others eyes and Alice choked out between giggles "Oh you haven't seen his whole dare yet, just keep your eyes on his waste up and watch…"
Doing as he was told Edward turns back to his brother in time to see Rosalie toss him a inflatable rubber ring ordering him to put it round his waste to hide his "private parts" which he gladly does (making him look even more ridiculous that before, seeing as the rubber ring was designed for a child and was bright yellow with a duck head on the front).
The Cullen's and Bella then proceeded to follow the practically naked Emmett down the isles, with Jasper and Edward bursting into a fit of laughter upon seeing "FREE HUGS" written on his back in what looked like, eyeliner…
Muttering under his breath about how he will get back at Batman and Pigeon for this, Emmett strutted down the isle arms wide asking every customer he passed for a hug, some blushing, others giggling (although they were soon silenced by a glare from Rosalie) while others ran away (a few of them screaming).
About five minutes, 6 isles and 15 rejected hugs later a stern-looking employee walked down the isle towards Emmett, only barely resisting the urge to stare at the perfect vampire…
"I'm sorry Sir but I'm going to have to ask you to either leave or put some clothes on" the man said trying to keep his eyes focussed on Emmett's head, while Bella and the other Cullen's stood a few feet away trying to stifle their laughter.
"WHAT?! That is discrimination! I'm going to sue!" Emmett screeched waving his arms about like a mad-man.
"It is not discrimination I am merely asking you to-"
"Oh! I get it! My nakedness offends you!" Emmett interrupted the shocked Wal-Mart employee who was clearly trying to hide the fact he was intimidated "Wearing clothes is against my religion!" he finished with a quick glare at Alice and the red-face-giggling Bella.
"And what religion might that be?" the man asked in a disbelieving tone with his eyebrow almost touching his hair line.
"Umm… Neked-Emmie-anity?" Emmett said making it sound more like a question than an answer causing his family to stop trying to hide their amusement and start laughing hysterically an very loudly, momentarily making the employee to turn his gaze to them and off Emmett.
Taking the distraction as his cue to leave Emmett runs back in the direction of the fitting rooms to put his clothes on, almost knocking over about 5 shoppers in the process who had gathered in a circle to watch the confrontation unfold.
Five minutes later Emmett emerged from the fitting rooms again, this time fully dressed and glaring daggers at his family, obviously annoyed at his humiliation.
"You know, I think I might have to change religion now" Rosalie whispered seductively into her husbands ear too low for the others to hear, instantly brightening his mood…
Edward, holding Bella up while she clutched her sides giggling was smirking at his brother until Emmett turned grinning evilly at him and said "Oh you can smirk all you want Eddie-boy, but you're up next"
Edward turned at least 2 shades paler, which is hard to do even for a vampire and let Bella fall from his grasp "Aww crap" he muttered as Emmett snatched his arm and dragged him away from Rosalie, Jasper and Alice who was picking the giggling Bella up off the floor.
"This should be interesting…" Rosalie giggled watching her husband drag her brother away…
A/N - Haha ookay, like I said… the dare was funnier in my head, it really helps to imagine it while you read, hmm… anyway, I'll try and add the next chapter today, or tomorrow so review and let me know what you think, if you have an idea of something you would like to see in a chapter, then tell me… but I don't know if I'll use any of them until I've finished with the ideas I already have (which is like 40).
-Lanna
