Chapter 3-Registry shopping and grey hairs

"Wally! Wally!" I hissed as I wondered the department store, cursing my fiancé for his antics. I told him we needed I act somewhat civilised when we did this so as not to attract too much attention. A semi-famous designer making a wedding registry would get the media all excited, we had to be sneaky.

And yet here was my idiot fiancé buzzing around using the scanner as a laser gun pretending to shoot passers-by and proclaiming "what are looking at me like that for, I'm getting married." or he was saying "pew, pew, pew pew pew, pew."

I think he's giving me grey hairs, oh god I'm going to be completely grey before I turn 30.

I hear a crash coming from the aisle along scratch that, I'm going to be grey by the age of 25. I follow him trying to find whatever he's broken and pay for it.

I walk through the aisles attempting to find my fiancé, then I remember he's faster than the speed of sound and probably avoiding me.

"Wally if you come out now, I won't tell Iris, and we can get gelato."

"Promise?" I hear him ask faintly, was he hiding in the clothing rack?

"Are you in the clothing rack?"

"Noooo." He responds

I shake my head at him, "You're an idiot." I say with a smile, recalling the night we'd met, he'd understood me straight away, he'd cared about me from the beginning one of the few people in the world who saw more in me than evil villainess, the only other people in the world to believe that was my dad and my sister. Well, my dad never knew me as a villainess, but he'd wanted me to do things with my life, be a doctor or a lawyer or something. And my sister fought my mom over keeping me out of the villain business, she thought I could be better than that.

"Babe are we done?"

"I don't know, what have you scanned?"

"I don't know a lot of people, those really cool chairs, lots of glasses, uh this mug that was shaped like Abe Lincolns head."

"Wally, why would you want a mug shaped like a former president's head?"

"Why not?" he asks

I laugh, I think we should give up on registry shopping for today, I'll do it later, I wonder if I can do it online?

"Wally I love you, but next time I'm bringing Toni."

He smiles evilly, "Thank God, I'm sorry babe but you know how much I hate shopping."

"You did this all to get out of registry shopping didn't you?"

"Yeah."

"I hate you."

"Aww babe I love you too." I smile at him, I couldn't help but smile whenever he did something like that, I really struggled to stay mad at him.

"Why do I even bother?"

He chuckles, "Come on babe you know you love it?"

"Let's go home. I'm tired and I've just decided that you owe me a back massage."

"A back massage you say?" he says suggestively, he's hoping it'll lead to something more, not with the way he's been behaving today.

"Mm hmm and a foot rub, seeing as I've been walking around looking for you and whilst these shoes may look fabulous they kill my feet."

"No your feet will never harm you again, let us away fine maiden." He says picking her up into his arms bridal style, before looking around and running off.

"Why am I marrying you again?" I joke smiling at him as he grins happily, he always gets that look when he runs, I love it.

I soon find myself on the soft confines of the sofa, Wally whizzes around bringing various objects to me, he gives me various fashion magazines and the TV remote.

"You're marrying me because you get waited on hand and foot. I'll make dinner, do you want some tea?"

"Yes please, oh and Wally?"

"Yeah babe?" Wally responds.

"Please don't burn down the kitchen."

"I won't, wouldn't want to steal your job." He says with a mischievous smile. I open up my laptop to check what had been scanned on the registry.

Oh my god, what the hell had he scanned?

A giant gummy bear,

A kid flash and jinx action figure set,

The notebook,

An industrial sized box of condoms,

A 2L bottle of Fanta,

80 hoodie's,

A boxset of the kardashians series 1- 8,

A treadmill,

A harry Potter Wand,

A stuffed dragon,

A Gandalf costume,

I keep reading through the list it's just get worse. I hear a crash from the kitchen.

"I'm ok!" he called. Just before the smoke alarm goes off.

I take it back I'm going to be completely grey within the next year. Heaven help me.

hey Guys, here's the next chapter still quite lighthearted stuff, I also couldn't resist this. I feel like this would probably happen. Anyway I son't own any characters from any of the things mentioned in this especially Teen Titan :'( Alright night.