Starlight Skywhisper, Sector 1
Greetings, lucky readers! You have the good fortune to read the amazing story of me, Starlight Skywhisper! I am sixteen years old, and raised as a Career. Though, I'm not a Career. That would make me flawed in some way. And that just cannot be!
It's time for the Choosing. Some lady wearing more make-up than me, (if I actually needed make-up to look literally perfect like I do) walked up to the podium.
"Hello, Sector One!" She announced, evily, like every stereotypical villain must, "We shall now choose the female Sector One Contestant! The announcment would be longer and more formal, but the author just wants to get to the chariot ride so they can droan on and on about the Mary Sue's clothes."
She reached into a fabulous ball with all the names of all the girls in the Sector, and took one out, "The Contestant is... Cynthia Skywhisper!"
OH NOES! CYNTHIA SKYWHISPER IS MA SISTER! I MUST DO SOMETHING! I raised my hand, "I volunteer as Tribute!" I called out, bravely.
"... Don't you mean 'Contestant'?" She asked in a preppy sort of way, "It doesn't matter. Starlight Skywhisper is the Sector One Contestant!"
I started crying. Why did I do that?! Now I have such an original problem, I definitely won't win! OH NOES!
My boyfriend, Sam Sparklingmoonlightbeam walked up to me, "Thanks for coming to cheer me up, but it won't work-"
"SCREW THAT!" He interrupted, "I came to dance!" He started doing an awesome dance number thats totally not gay, "I'm free from your Mary Sue-dom FOREVER!" He cheered.
"Why are you being so mean?!"
"Why are you being so Mary Sue-y?!"
I started crying even more, "I still love you." I muttered.
He looked me in the eyes, "I don't care, b*tch."
Sam Sparklingmoonlightbeam
I danced. I danced. And I danced some more. I'm finally free from stupid Starlight! WOOH, MOONWALK! I'm single, by the way, ladies. Also, straight. My name is just gay.
"Alright, time to choose the male Contestant!" Cheered the lady at the podium.
"Wait," Starlight said to me, for some reason forgetting the events of the last chapter, "Why choose another person? I have already been chosen, and I'm the one they want..."
What the f*ck?! What does she mean 'I'm the one they want'?! Nobody in the Capital knows her but me. And that's probably because I commited some horrible sin and needed to be plagued.
I feel bad for whoever has to go with her. But, I'm sure they'll be mercy killed by the Careers. Speaking of which, why do we have no freakin' Careers here? Damn this plot hole ridden place...
The lady at the podium picked out a note from the males sparkle ball, "This year's male Contestant will be... Sam Sparklingmoonlightbeam! Wow, that name is almost as homosexual as everyone in Fan Fictions!"
What. The. Hell?! First of all, I'm not gay, and second, WHAT THE HELL?! Wow, fate is a bitch.
Kinda like Starlight.
Both Sam and Starlight created by Richards25, thanks!
