For The First Time In Forever-Sorting Hat

A/N The Sorting Hat's song! Listen to the best hat ever!

Can happen any time since the Sorting Hat was created and before Tom Riddle.

The Sorting Hat gets bored after a whole year of just sitting in an office. It's the end of summer vacation and he can sort again! He might get to Sort someone with huge potential!

Talking

The window's open,

So's that door!

I didn'tknow they did that anymore.

Who knew we owned a thousand salad plates?

For months I've looked at empty rooms

Why have a Great Hall with no lunch?

Finally they're opening up the doors.

There'll be actual real live children!

It'll be totally strange,

Wow, am I so ready for this change!

For the first time in forever

There'll be music, there'll be light.

For the first timein forever

I'll be Sorting through the night.

Don't know if I'm elated or gassy,

But I'm somewhere in that tone,

'Cause for the first time in forever

I won't be alone!

What if there's another great one?

Tonight Imagine me on the stool,

Sorting children, that's the rule,

The picture of wisdom, grandeur and great.

Oh! I suddenly see it standing there,

A small, tiny child, shy and cute,

I wanna already decide it's fate.

And I'll be Sorting all evening,

Which is totally bizarre.

Nothing like the months have been so far.

For the first time in forever

There'll be magic, there'll be fun.

For the first time in forever

I'll be Sorting someone!

And it's not totally crazy

To dream I'll find the kid,

'Cause for the first time in forever

At least I've got a bid.

Let's let them in,

Let's let them see.

Be the best Sorting Hat

That you can be.

Look in-check heads,

Make a big show…

Shout out the House

And everyone will know!

But it's only for tonight x2

It's agony to wait x2

The children are flooding in the Hall…