Hiya! Not owning as always, just productively procrastinating (Now THATS an oxymoron if I ever heard one) Hope you enjoy this. Humm... I feel like I'm forgetting something... Oh yh REVIEW!
"Oh no she didn't. NO WAY! Stacy, that is the..." Candace Flynn looked out her window to see the boys shouting. This was more annoying than the drill and hammer sounds that normally come from the backyard. "Oi, WILL YOU KEEP IT DOWN! I'M TRYING TO USE THE PHONE!" She did love her brothers, which was why she was always trying to bust them as what they did was dangerous., it's just they could be so annoying sometimes. "But Candace, we can't find Perry!"
"Doesn't he go missing everyday?"
"Yeah, but we need him!"
"Isn't that him behind you?" He turned around. Seriously, Phineas is so oblivious, Candace was surprised he even notices that Perry's gone in the first place. "Oh there you are, Perry! Thanks Candace!" She was about to go back to Stacy when the doorbell rang. "I will never have a social life." Candace muttered under her breath. She opened the door to see some goth/punk girl standing there. "Can I help you?"
"Is Ferb in?" Ok, slow down a sec. A what, 15, 16 year old goth/punk turns up at her house then said goth/ Punk girl asks about Ferb. Ooh, he is ssssooo busted!
"Yes, yes he is. He's out back." Then something hit Candace. "Hey, Didn't your fall out the sky in Tokyo. And didn't our clothes get mixed up at the dry cleaners once? Man we do a lot together considering we don't really know each other."
"Yes, yes we do."
"So how do you know Ferb, other than, you know, falling out the sky thing."
"I saw at a blueprint shop before but I propaly met him at the mall once, and of course falling out the sky in Tokyo."
"Yeah, how did that.."
"Hey Vanessa. Wait, it is Vanessa, right. You fell out the sky on to..."
"Yeah. Why won't anyone forget that. Hey Ferb." Candace knew that Ferb has the same face on normally, but she could have sworn Ferb's face lit up. Candace just realised that Ferb might actually like her, you know, LIKE-like her! How could she, self-proclaimed gossip queen MISSED her own brother falling for a girl! She HAD to tell everyone. Wait, even better, she would bust... wait, Phineas and Ferb weren't doing anything bust-able. Darn!
"Right, Perry the Platypus, where do you go when we aren't fighting.." Heinz pondered aloud. Pondering out loud was a habit of his, he had been caught in the street several times and called a nut-job. His next inator, which was past the prototype stage, would be a "ponder-out-loud-inator", making everyone ponder out loud, therefore everyone will be a nut-job, you know, in comparison. And as bonus, if this plan works, he can capture perry the platypus and make him into a plat-a-borg, like from his dream. It really was a weird dream, he was taking over the Tristate area, but it wasn't him, it was like his eviller twin, but anyway, he was stopped by a bunch of kids, Perry and...Himself. He omitted this part from his short rendition to Perry as, he might look as if he's defecting to the good side again. That was a big enough mess the first time. "Perry the Platypus located." The mechanical voice broke his train of thought. This time, Perry the Platypus, there's nowhere you can hide.
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