Six o'clock rolled around and Sarah waited outside her house with Kendra and Crissy. She slung a small satchel over her shoulder, which contained all the id's. How did they get the id's you ask?

Well Kendra knew a guy she used to fuck who could make them up in half an hour. The seedy looking, crack head type, who Kendra swore was once a hunk made the id's then pointed out he usually charged a grand per id so we were up for 5k. Thinking quickly the seedy, whore friend offered herself up as payment. Yes, so far today Sarah had, had to deal with Buttercups nervousness, Crissy's bitchiness, Erin being a fat fucking psycho and sitting on a ripped up sofa as she listened to Kendra top a guy. The only person who wasn't a pain in the balls was Kyla but Sarah knew she'd somehow fuck it up.

Sarah stood amongst the chattering pair of girls as they awaited Kyla and Buttercups return. Hopefully with a mode of transportation.

They heard a horn sound and a big ugly tampon on wheels turned the corner. Sarah stood open mouthed as she stared at the catastrophe before her. Kyla was driving and came to a screeching halt.

"Get in." Kyla ordered. Sarah shook her head.

"What. The. Fuck. Ky?" She breathed out irriated.

The sound of sirens began closing in around the girls.

"Get the fuck in!" Kyla snapped again.

Crissy and Kendra threw in their bags and jump up into the bus, Sarah quickly followed suit. Kyla turned making sure everyone was on the bus and planted her foot on the accelerator.

The vehicle sped off, a cloud of smoke trailing them and the smell of burning thick in the air.

Sarah leaned on the drivers seat and stared at Kyla. Kyla glanced up and sheepishly smirked.

"Heya Sar." She greeted. Sarah glared.

"What the fuck is this Ky, you were gonna ask your dad if he could lend us a car." Sarah snarled. Kyla nodded.

"I did…. He said no. Turns out Erin told her slut mother, who rang our parents and told them of our plans. Apparently, they were gonna try and stop us from going so I found a mode of transport to get us out of here asap." Kyla explained.

Sarah tilted her head back, piniching the brim of her nose. She shut her eyes tightly.

"And tell me Kyla… how did we come by this mode of transportation?" Sarah quizzed.

"Oh… that's a good question there Sarah…" Buttercup chimed in.

"Ky and I were walking home from her parents house….. we were at such a loss and she really didn't want to tell you her dad said no and our parents were gonna ground us…..so I saw this bus and didn't wanna disappoint anyone and I remembered Kendra once taught me hoe to hotwire a vehicle. This was unlocked and awesome looking for a roadtrip so I put my lessons to use. You should be happy and K should be proud that I listened." Buttercup added fidgeting with a piece of thread hanging from her mini skirt.

ISarah shook her head still pinching her nose.

"Un-fucking believable….. I'm in a stolen bus that looks like a rolling tampon headed to Mexico with you morons." She snarled.

Kendra strolled up behind Sarah handing her a beer.

"Shut the fuck up and have a drink you cranky whore…..and Lana, I'm so fucking proud of you babe. I might reward you later." Kendra said.

Buttercup sat wide eyed. "Oh sweet Jesus, I know what you mean by that." She shrieked placing her hands over her vagina.

Kendra held up two fingers making a vulgar gesture toward the innocent blonde.

"Ok, so how are we going to lose the cops?" Sarah asked. Kyla's head dropped.

"Um…. I don't actually know." Kyla whispered.

"MY FUCKING GOD… I'VE COME ACROSS MY OWN PERSONAL HELL….. THIS IS PERFECT YOU GUYS. HAPPY BIRTHDAY SARAH, WE'REGONNA GET YOU THROWN IN A CELL FOR STEALING A PIECE OF SHIT BUS." Sarah shouted punching the wall.

A sound from inside the RV caused Buttercup to jump.

"What the fuck was that?" Kyla asked. Crissy came stumbling from the back of the RV wearing an oversize novelty sombrero, a beer in one hand and a toilet seat in the other.

"Bitches, this shitty vehicle is falling apart around us." She explained.

Sarah's eyes widened and she clenched her jaw.

"We are so fucked." She mubled.

Then the engine began to struggle a loud pop sounded and the vehicle jolted forward.

"The fuck?" Crissy shrieked as she was thrown backward, Kendra landing atop her and grinning pervertedly.

"Now we're gonna get caught for sure." Buttercup whined as she ducked hiding under her hands.

"Fuck that, I'm not going to ladies prison for you whores." Crissy snapped as Kendra unpinned her and helped her up.

"There's a mechanic garage to the right. The sirens are slightly distant, pull in there. We can get this shitty thing looked at and lose the cops." She added.

Kyla glanced backward obviously flustered with their bad situation.

"A mechanic Crissy, really. We got no cash. How do we get him to repair the RV with no cash." Kyla growled.

Kendra giggled. "We got titties and pussies don't we?"

"Just pull in Ky." Sarah ordered grabbing the wheel.

"Oh hamburgers… K we're not all hookers like you." Buttercup muttered as the bus veered into the garage.

"Well, would you rather chose to whore yourself out to get the bus fixed so we can continue our adventure, or would you rather the cops catch us and throw us in a ladies prison where you'll get fucked anyway, although it'll be with a broom handle against your will." Kendra stated.

Sarah turned and glared at the other three. She was far from impressed with any of her friends.

"Get out of the fucking RV." She snapped. The girls slowly piled off the buss and stood in the dirt of fuck knows where, just outside South Park.

The vision of the five girls, clad in either skirts or short shorts and tank tops got the attention of the mechanic immediately.

The tall dark haired man strolled over toward the five women as he sported a big grin.

"Well hello there ladies, what can I do for you?" He asked. The girls looked up and smiled at the young attractive man.

"Sarah could us a good dick up her." Kendra announced, causing Kyla to nudge her hard in the ribs.

"Excuse my friend….. she's a skank. Our bus is fucked….. um I mean there's something wrong with our rolling tamp… fuck." Sarah blurted out, taken aback by the handsome man.

"What Sarah means, is there's a problem with our RV, plus we lost the key. We gotta get to Mexico by nightfall so if you could help us we'd appreciate that." Crissy explained. The man nodded.

"I see…. Sadly girls we're solidly booked up with work for two weeks and looking at the smoke coming from under the hood you've got problems with your radiator." He explained.

Sarah sported a wide, closed mouth grin like she always did when she was smitten with a guy. The other girls began to softly murmur amongst themselves.

"I tell you what. Mexico is pretty sweet and you're all so beautiful. You can use my RV if you let me tag along." He announced. Sarah was snapped out of her trance and looked toward her friends.

"Are you being serious?" She inquired. The young man nodded.

"Sure I'm serious… I wouldn't leave damsels stranded; it's not how Jedi's do it." He replied.

The girls began to bounce up and down on the stop, snatching each other in hugs. Then Sarah sprung forward and softly kissed the boy. She quickly pulled back and stared blankly at him.

"I'm sorry." She whispered.

He laughed. "No need to be sorry, I kinda liked it."

The boy lead the girls toward a small blue RV behind the workshop. The girls piled in and sprawled around as he went to quickly pack a bag and find the keys.

The young man came back and climbed into the driver's seat, or as he called it pilots chair.

The girls stared around at the Star Wars and Star Trek memorabilia, admiring the pieces.

"Wait…. Before we leave I need introductions." The raven haired man asked. Sarah smirked.

"The red head beside you is Kyla my best friend, the blonde wigging out as she stares out the window is Buttercup, the black haired beauty who just flipped you off is Chrissy, the blonde over there with the pervy smile is Kendra and I'm Sarah as you already know." Sarah introduced.

The boy nodded and grinned.

"I think this is gonna be a good time." He announced as he put the key in the ignition, put the RV in gear and sped off.

"So you know us all now…. Who are you?" Kyla asked. The boy went to answer but was cut off.

"And are you gonna rape us?" Kendra asked. The boy laughed, his lightly tanned muscles glowing in the fading light.

"I'm Kevin….. Kevin Stoley. But you can call me Kev and no I don't think I'll be raping you but who knows where we'll end up." He laughed.

"Anyway….. I dunno if the force would allow a Jedi to rape…. Although I guess if I did, I'd become a Sith and I don't want to be a fucking Sith lord."