So, this is a non-canon "episode", I guess you can call it. It'll follow mostly Leo, with it switching to Wendy after a while.

Enjoy!


Leo hid behind a tree, breathing heavily and holding his weapon against his chest. He looked back at the entrance of the shack, finding no one, and slowly started to walk towards it, looking around to see any sign of them. He heard a ruffle and ducked behind a trash can, readying his weapon.

"AH!"

Leo turned and pulled the trigger. Mabel blinked in shock before pouting.

"No fair!" She reached up and yanked the dart from her forehead.

"All is fair in Nyarf and war, dear sister mine." Leo smiled smugly and ruffled her hair before taking the dart back and putting it in the revolver. "Now where's the other one?"

Mabel grinned and stuck her tongue out. "Not telling!" She sang.

Leo raised his eyebrows and took her darts. "I'll be confiscating these, then."

"What? Boo!"

"War compensation." Mabel pointed at the sky.

"I shall never betray my brother!" Leo put his hand over his heart.

"I am your brother!"

"My womb-mate!" She repeated the gesture of pointing.

"Oh, my God." Leo shook his head, before jumping back as a dart suddenly appeared on the shack's wall.

He turned his head to see a pale Dipper lowering his gun before he ran away. Leo went to run after him, but Mabel leaped and jumped onto his lower back.

"Distraction powers: GO!" Leo tried to shrug her off but she managed to climb her way up his back and gripped at his neck. Leo ran anyway, with Mabel hanging on by her arms and her feet dangling at his sides.

He spotted Dipper running towards the base and tried to shoot at him, only for Mabel to scream loudly in his ear, causing him to flinch and miss his shot.

"Mabel!"

"No mercy!"

"I'll be your test subject for Mabel juice!" Mabel hummed.

"And…?"

"I'll give you 10 bucks!" Leo stopped.

"Deal!" She jumped off his back. "Get 'im, Leo!"

Leo took off running, finding Dipper about to reach the shack door. He shot a dart at the door and Dipper jumped back, looking up at him with wide eyes. Leo caught up and readied his Nyarf gun.

"End of the line, Mason." Leo slowly walked towards Dipper, causing him to walk back until they were circling the old tree stump. Dipper held up his gun as well.

"Yeah? Well, I don't think so, DiCaprio!"

They stopped circling around the stump. Both of their eyes flickered over to the door before going back to each other. A moment passed before they both took off running towards the shack. As they ran, Leo aimed his Nyarf gun at Dipper, shooting at him, causing him to yelp and try to shoot back. Once they made it to the shack's door, Leo threw it open, causing Wendy and Soos to jump in surprise.

"Uh, dudes, what're yo-?"

"NO MERCY!" Dipper yelled, his gun in the air.

He got on top of the counter and started shooting at Leo, who ducked behind a shirt rack. He climbed inside and took some darts that were left on the floor, placing them back into the revolver of his gun. He climbed out and shot at Dipper, who ducked out of the way, and he accidentally hit Wendy's magazine instead.

"Sorry, Wendy!"

"It's cool."

He went back inside the clothing rack and looked for Dipper. He spotted him grabbing discarded darts and jumped out, starting to shoot at him. Dipper yelped and stumbled back before aiming at Leo, who dodged the darts. Dipper tried to shoot again, only for the gun to make the clicking sound. Leo smirked victoriously.

"Any last words?" He held up his gun, aiming for his chest. Dipper sighed and moved to a kneeling position. He held his arms out and closed his eyes.

"Tell Stan that I won't make it for dinner." Leo laughed and went to pull the trigger, only to feel something poke him on the back. He turned to see Mabel with her Nyarf bow and a grin.

"NO MERCY!"

"Mabel!" Dipper cried happily, only for an arrow dart to be shot as his chest.

"Boom, betrayal! I win!" Leo sighed and crossed his arms, pouting.

"Aw, what?" Dipper complained as he stood up and glared at her. "We were supposed to be a team!"

"Sorry bro-bro," Mabel smirked and swung her bow around. But no mercy means no mercy!"

She hit her head with the bow and yelped, causing her brothers to laugh.

"Not that this isn't totally hilarious," They turned to see Wendy giving them an amused smile. "What's all this about?" Mabel flounced up to the counter and jumped on it, giving Wendy a large grin.

"It's Nyarf Wars! Wanna play?" Wendy raised her eyebrows and the amused smile grew.

"'Nyarf Wars?"

"It's kind of like Call of Duty in real life." Leo explained, placing the gun on his shoulders. "But instead of real guns and stuff, we use Nyarf guns. Or any product really. Rule is that once you get hit, you can't join the game with the weapon that you got hit with. So, if you get shot and your weapon was a gun…" He gestured over to Mabel who held up her bow proudly.

"You have to find a different weapon to join in, no repeating weapons. Last one standing wins."

Wendy nodded. "Sounds cool."

"Yeah," Dipper said, picking up his darts. "Wanna play?" Wendy hummed and pretended to think.

"I don't know guys. I mean, I'm working, and I shouldn't be slacking off." They all looked at each other before they burst into laughter. "I'm in!"

"Great, what about you, big guy?" Leo gave Soos a smile and held the gun up temptingly.

"Oh, uh, I dunno, dude. Mr. Pines gave me a list of things I need to do and…" He trailed off worriedly. Leo lowered his gun and pat Soos back.

"It's cool. Can you at least keep a look out for Mabel?" Leo gave said girl a glare, to which she responded with an innocent giggle and a twirl. "She's a cheater."

Soos laughed. "No problem, dude." Dipper, after finishing resetting his gun, clapped loudly.

"Alright! Now that we actually have an even number of people, let's do teams!" Leo scoffed.

"Please, like there being an odd amount of people ever stopped you two from ganging up on me."

"Guess that means we gotta get revenge. Don't worry, I'll help you." Wendy smirked at Leo, who grinned back, and punched her fist to her hand. Mabel gasped happily.

"Yes! Twins vs Teens!"

"Well, then, that settles it!" Dipper announced, holding up his Nyarf gun. "Victory or death!"

"Victory or death!" Mabel and Leo yelled before they went their separate ways. Leo grabbed Wendy's arm and pulled her upstairs.

"Whoa, where we going?"

"My room." He said, nonchalantly. "We need to get you a weapon." Wendy smirked.

"Sure you're just not trying to get a pretty girl alone in your room?" Leo completely stopped, a blush fighting its way up his neck and onto his cheeks. He quickly let go of her and started waving his hands frantically.

"N-no! No! That's, that's not at all what I'm-" Wendy laughed and punched his arm playfully.

"Dude, chill. I was joking." Leo nodded, his face still red as they reached his room. Opening the door, he quickly went over to the nightstand, opening the lower drawer.

Wendy walked in and sat on his bed, looking around. The room was in what she could only describe as organized chaos. From first look, it was messy, but she could tell that many things that were similar were grouped together, not neatly, but they were together. There were a few shoes littered around, and his jacket was currently next to her on the bed. She noticed that a baseball bat was leaning against the foot of the bed, which seemed too small for the tall teen. Other than that, not a lot of his personality shown through the room, it was all bare minimum. No posters, no books or CDs, even his luggage still had clothes and was haphazardly thrown in the corner of the room, still open from him getting clothes this morning.

"I have a sniper, and a regular revolver." Leo stood up and held the two out for her. "Choose your weapon."

Wendy smiled and took the revolver. "Let's go hunt some twins."

Leo smirked at her and got on one knee in front of her. He gave her a small pouch of darts. "Your bullets, milady." Wendy laughed and took them.

"You're a dork." She teased. Leo blushed again and rubbed the back of his neck, laughing nervously.

"Heh, sorry…"

"Nah," She grabbed his hand and pulled him up. "I like it."

She winked and walked out of the room. Leo stared after her for a moment, before smiling and following her.


"See anything?"

"Not yet, I'll tell you when I do."

It had been twenty minutes since the game begun, and Leo and Wendy had almost been caught by the twins.

"Never thought that those two would be so good at this." Wendy muttered, looking around the tree that she was currently hiding behind to try and find the little devils.

"Yeah, you should see them back home." Leo was on top of the roof of the golf cart they took. He climbed onto a low hanging branch and nestled himself in the tree, his rifle ready to fire a t anything that moves. "We line in an apartment complex and they'll jump into other people's terrace to get away from me and Maya." Wendy frowned in confusion.

"Maya?"

Before he could answer, a dart embedded itself onto the golf cart's seat and they both quickly looked around to see the twins running from opposite directions. He pointed his rifle at Mabel, who was running towards him, and shot at her, only for her to start zig-zagging. She hid behind a bush and pointed her arrows at his tree and shot. It landed near his foot before falling off and he decided to climb further.

"I'm out of ammo!" Wendy yelled, jumping on the cart and climbing the tree that Leo was on. Once she found her way up to where he was, another arrow was shot. Wendy managed to dodge it and it landed on the ground behind them.

"What do we do, captain?" Leo started.

"Since when am I the captain here?"

"Since this is my first time playing this!" Leo blinked and nodded slowly.

"That's fair." He said slowly, before flinching as a dart was shot passed him. Damn, was he lucky Dipper was a terrible shot. "We need to separate them. Mabel's a better shot so we can't get too close. Dipper's worst, but he's strategic, so confronting him won't be good either." Leo hummed.

"You said you were out of ammo, right?" Wendy nodded. "Okay, so first thing's first, we need to get them back. I'm going to distract the twins, you get as many darts as you can and find a safe place to reload."

"Aye, aye captain!" She saluted and slowly climbed down the tree as Leo fired two shots near the twins, causing them to pay attention to the tree that held him.

Wendy managed to sneak back to the ground undetected and peeked out. Dipper was on top of a tree stump, firing darts at the tree, some of which were way off, and Mabel was loading up another arrow. She ran out and grabbed as many darts as she could before hiding behind another tree. Looking around again, she noticed that Dipper was now looking in her general direction, and he seemed to be thinking deeply.

She paled as he started walking towards her tree, his gun held up. She quickly started reloading as many darts as she could, before looking around to find another hiding spot.

"Aw, what? No fair!" She peeked out again to find Dipper with a dart on his hat. He pouted before putting his gun down and walking away with a huff.

When he left, Wendy took his gun and ran to a different tree. She heard a loud grunt and turned again to see Leo on the ground with an arrow on his forehead. She gaped and ran to him.

"Dude, you okay?" He chuckled.

"Yeah, told you she had good aim." He sat up and popped the arrow off his forehead. "You might wanna run now, Mabel will be here to reload her arrows soon." Wendy nodded and went further into the woods.

She held up her Nyarf gun, the one Leo gave her and aimed it at everything as she walked. She heard a rustle in the leaves and turned around. She could have sworn she'd seen a little red gnome hat but dismissed it as her imagination.

"Well, well, well." She turned to find Mabel, with her bow pointed at Wendy. "Look who I found."

"C'mon, Mabel, do you really wanna shootout? Here? With me?" Wendy held up her gun, feeling comfortable knowing that she also had Dipper's hooked onto her belt loops if she needed it. And they were both fully loaded. Mabel didn't stand a chance.

"Yup, and how about a bet?" Wendy raised her eyebrows.

"What bet?"

"If I win, you have to tell me how you feel about my brother!" Mabel yelled, pointing her finger at Wendy. Wendy frowned in confusion.

"That's it? I can literally just do that right now." Mabel shook her head.

"No, I need something to bet on!"

"Alright, then, what if I win?" Mabel smiled smugly.

"Oh, you won't." Wendy raised her eyebrows.

"And how are you so sure?"

"Because," Wendy flinched slightly in surprise and turned around, only for a dart to hit her chest. She looked at Dipper, who smiled proudly at hitting his mark. He had a sniper rifle, she vaguely recognized it as Leo's, in his hand. "You've already lost."

He ran over to Mabel, who gave him a high five. Wendy stood dumbfounded as the youngest Pines celebrated. She then laughed and held her stomach.

"You guys are good at this!" The twins bowed in sync.

"Thank you."

Wendy took off the dart and threw it at Dipper's head. He yelped and she and Mabel laughed at his expense. Dipper grumbled and walked towards the shack. Mabel bounced over to Wendy, an innocent smile on her face.

"Soooo…?" She sang.

"So, what?"

"You lost! How do you feel about my bro-bro?" Wendy laughed.

"He's nice. Bit of a dork, but he's funny." Mabel deflated.

"You don't think he's charming? Or cute? Or anything?" Wendy shook her head.

"I mean, he's not horrible to look at." She thought for a moment. "He's kind of… I don't know, pretty? Yeah, pretty."

Mabel stared at her before shaking her head. "I have a lot of work to do…" She muttered.

"What was that?"

"Nothing!"


"Well, this has been fun," Wendy stretched. "But I have to get home." Leo nodded.

"Glad you enjoyed it. You're welcome to join in whenever we do this."

"I'll keep that in mind… as well as this." She turned and nailed both Dipper and Mabel in their arms with the gun she grabbed from Dipper.

"What? Why!"

"No fair!" Wendy smirked and shrugged.

"We never really finished the game, you two just got ahead of yourselves." She gave the Nyarf gun to Leo and winked.

"Told you I'd help you get revenge." Leo stared at her in shock. A burst of laughter escaped him and he brought her into a hug.

"You're the best!" She blinked before returning the hug with a smile.

"I know." He separated from her and held her at arm's length with a smirk.

"But still not on my level. Don't worry, you'll get there eventually." She scoffed and punched his chest, causing him to wince slightly.

"Shut up, dork. Anyway, I actually gotta go. Bye guys!"

A chorus of "Bye Wendy"s followed her out the door before Mabel squealed happily.

"Why is she screaming?" Dipper asked, giving Mabel a stare. Leo shook his head.

"I honestly don't know. Let's go before the crazy rubs off on us." He walked upstairs, Dipper following silently as they left a fangirling Mabel in the shack.


So, Mabel ships it, lol. Anyway, I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter, shorter than the other ones, I know, but, hey, I tried XD

Please leave a comment and I will see you in the next chapter.