EPIC CHAPTER 3

Now that everyone was back at home-sweet-castle, the organization threw Kairi (who's slutty nature had fully awakened) into a new room designated as the "F*** KAIRI ROOM."

And because the Organization is nice, they made sure to take turns GETTING THE HELL IN THERE TO BANG KAIRI while Larxene and Marluxia sort of cried all dejectedly in a corner.

Mainly Marluxia. Larxene kinda laughed at him in between her sobs. Marluxia was pretty enough, or so he thought. Why did everyone hate flowers anyway he always wondered.

"IT'S NOT " sobbed Marluxia. For the next few hours.

Meanwhile, Axel was still making glances at Roxas. As the f*** Kairi line began to take longer and longer, it was becoming more annoying for people on the higher level to really get in. Luckily, Luxord and Demyx were off playing their strip poker or what not. Apparently Xaldin decided to join them or whatnot. However, it was still really long for Axel and Roxas, who were both at the end of the line. "After waiting for what felt like an eternity, Roxas just yelled out to Axel, "TAKE ME NOW," and Axel grabbed him and ran off. Fangirls swarmed the World That Never Was, trying to get a peek at the yaoi. They were all eaten alive by heartless and darkness and what not.

Meanwhile, back to the Kairi line. It was finally Saix's turn. And it practically never ended. It was epically hawt.

-Meanwhile-

"Royal Flush." said Luxord, throwing his hand down. He grinned, feeling triumphant as usual about his amazing gambling abilities. He never got a bad hand, and never had to cheat. He always had the luck of the draw.

"Oh come on..." said Demyx, half-naked. "That's the fifth win in a row for you..." The lazy musician sighed. His face was red from wearing practically nothing in front of the gambler. Not to mention the fact that he was doing this in front of Xaldin of all people. "Why couldn't it be the Roxas boy..." he thought to himself. "He would've been all innocent about this..." His thoughts distracted him from the fact that he had just lost ANOTHER hand. "Demyx..." said a voice. He opened his eyes, only to be greeted by Luxord. "You lost another hand... You know what that means..." Demyx turned really red at this. "I am NOT taking off ALL my clothes..." Luxord sighed. And that's enough for the heavily detailed actual fan-fic shit . Back to actual interesting things!

-Back To The Awesome S***-

Meanwhile, Xion had come in just in time to see Axel and Roxas running off to go bang each other and she was like "HAWT." Apparently Sora's body rejected her too cause she was 40% short of dark edgy-ness. Upon seeing the line of people waiting to screw Kairi, and seeing her two bestest fwiends about to go screw each other, she got AN IDEA.

Just then, some random new person came out of nowhere and rushed up to the "F*** KAIRI" line, and everyone was freaking out and squealing in joy because it was their WONDERFUL CREEPY DOLL FRIEND, XION. The entire organization was flailing over the miracle.

"HAI LIL' MISS CHUCKY~"

"XION WASSUP"

"IT'S BEEN FOREVA, GURL, HOW YA BEEN"

... before she cut the line, that is.

And also shut the glass door (yes the drunken Kairi was in a room with a see-through door) and then proceeded to **** Kairi herself after kicking Saix out.

Normally everyone would have been real pissed about missing their turn, but they soon realized that lezbo banging was still just as hawt even when the other partner was, you know, A DOLL EXPERIMENT THING.

So everyone STARTED TO CHEER WITH JOY AND MAKE WHISTLES AND STUFF AS THEY WATCHED, and even Marluxia got swept up with all the excitement and rushed out of his emo corner to THROW HAPPY PINK FLOWER PETALS AROUND AT ALL TEH HAWTNESS, making everyone sneeze.

And in honor of all dis hawt homo banging going around, Xemnas held a meeting in the high-a** chair room that very same night.

Everyone was still sweating from all teh HAWT SECKS from earlier and panting from all the energy it took, but hey they were feelin' pretty high. Kairi and Xion were sitting in random lawn chairs that had been pulled out of the storage room.

"WE ARE HEREBY GATHERED TODAY TO DISCUSS OUR NEW PURPOSE IN LIFE," squeed Xemnas with excitement. "FROM NOW ON, WE SHALL NOT BE ORGANIZATION XIII, BUT... wait for it..."

Everyone leaned forward in anticipation.

"Hang on... let me think..." He pulled out a small notebook and started jotting down ideas. "Wait... Wait..."

Everyone leaned in closer. Xigbar fell off his chair due to lack of DEPTH PERCEPTION (HAH).

"F***ING. ORGY. 13."

Dey all cheered.

"AND IN HONOR OF OUR OLD NAME," Saix added, "WE WILL HOLD THIRTEEN ORGIES EVERY. EFFING. NIGHT. GIVE A BRUTHA A CHEER?"

AND EVERYONE FREAKING CHEERED CAUSE LIKE, DIS WAS AWESOME. The castle would never be the same again.

And then, when they thought the night couldn't get ANY FREAKING BETTER...

Everyone played laser tag! Yeah, Laser Tag. In a fan-fic. You got a problem with that? HUH? Well, they played it with Xigbar (Hawt)'s gun things... so at least it was ACTUAL lasers! Demyx, Xaldin, and Luxord were still gambling or something, so they missed out on all the fun!

-Meanwhile-

"Riku, we need more friends!" said Sora. "I'm lonely and stuff!"

"Fuck no, bitch!" Said Pimp-Riku. "Now make me a sandwich!" He put his pimp hat and sunglasses back on. Just because he was that epic.

"Fine... only if later you-*The rest of the sentence is censored due to you most likely NOT BEING INTO THAT KIND OF STUFF* -Again!" Said Sora, with his shota-esque face.

"FINE BITCH. NOW MAKE ME DAT SANDWICH!" Yelled Riku, whose pimp hat fell off his head in his anger. "NOW!" And he gave a sexy "I-luv-you" death stare.

And as the two walked away hand-in-hand, Riku's hat finally fell to the sandy ground, erupting in an explosive fiery three foot radius of sheer concentrated pimp-anger.

(Sora later got his friends when Riku captured several Disney protagonists from the other worlds and chained them in the backyard as his first monthly anniversary gift to Sora. The next anniversary gift was a pony. And it was made of god damn friendship.)