AN: It feels good to be back to writing crazy stuff.

Disclaimer: This question causes me pain.

Bella POV

"Alice, hang right," I instructed.

Alice turned to the right, holding all of the two-hundred boxes of waffles now. I had become the navigator and she the pack mule. That was when we bumped into the others.

"Hey, guys!" I called out to them.

"Wanna help?" Alice asked, obscured almost completely by her load.

"No, not really!" Emmett shouted at us before fleeing with Rosalie, Jasper, and Edward on his tail.

I could tell Alice was pouting behind her waffles and I comforted her, saying, "It's alright. Alice. You've still got me."

And with that we were again creeping to the back door. We made it quickly, throwing in some awesome ninja moves as we dodged and ducked. I opened the door slowly, making sure there was no alarm. "Clear!"

Alice rushed through the door. I guided her to the car, unlocking it and opening the trunk. Slowly but surely we unloaded half of the boxes into the trunk. Then we put the last of them into the backseat. We gave each other a ninja-like bow and got into the car. Driving off we abandoned our siblings at Walmart. May they shop in peace.