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AUTHOR'S NOTE: I'm bored and need a break from playing. Let's write this. I'm still writing in script if anybody gives a damn.
Zack: Well, as we all know it's been---- HOLY CHRIST IT'S BEEN A YEAR!?!? What the hell? My God, author boy has been slacking with his fanfiction work, even though we know studying and college are important one cannot merely skip writing fanfiction! I mean, fanfiction is a good training ground for...... anything! Jesus, I can't believe this fic has been neglected for so long. Man, I hope some people are still interested in this. On a side note, I wonder what happened to Joe the stagehand.
Koizumi: ^_^
Zack: Gah! You scared the bejeesus out of me man! H-How long have you been sitting there?
Koizumi: A whole year. ^_^
Zack: ... You should be dead or something. Did you even bother going to the bathroom this past 365 days? Because if the reason you've been staying there for a year is because something heavy is keeping you down, then I'm out of here.
Koizumi: It was quite a challenge staying here for so long, but truth be told I was lying back there. I have only been sitting on this chair for around ten minutes. The original occupant was Nagato Yuki.
Zack: Oh... that makes sense, she's independent from the time-plane so she probably won't die off something like starvation. Anyway, why'd she leave?
Koizumi: She got bored, perhaps.
Zack: That sucks. Anyway what are you doing here then? Nobody called for you to get interviewed yet.
Koizumi: I actually received such a call, and as you can see I am here because of the call.
Zack: Who the hell called you..... nevermind. Didn't a reviewer request for Mikuru to come next? Did you do something to her.....?
Koizumi: I haven't done anything to Asahina.
Zack: How are you so sure....?
Koizumi: You can take my word for it, she is resting soundly in her house right now.
Zack: She better man! If she isn't then I'll probably kick your ass just for lying to me.
Koizumi: :(
Zack: It's strange, your lips are frowning but your eyes are still ^_^, very creepy man. Do you have something in your eye?
Koizumi: Haha, no.
Zack: I'm not going to bother asking then. We should get to the formal interview now.
Koizumi: I believe so.
Zack: First formal question: How does it feel being stuck with a masking personality? What I'm saying is, you have to keep up this I'm a smiling, happy bastard face at all times. Isn't it bothering you?
Koizumi: It's not too much of a bother to say the least, it can get quite enjoyable after you're used to it. I am not doing this act for myself you see, I am also doing this act for the betterment of everyone.
Zack: What's the point? Haruhi gets displeased, the world gets screwed, she presses the restart button, but nobody remembers anything anyway. That's not much of a consequence since things are likely to return back to normal... except "normal" will just get a whole different meaning, but whatever.
Koizumi: That is exactly our Espers' purpose, our purpose is to prevent that from happening. As you have mentioned, things are only likely to return to normal, there is no completely assurance that the world will return to normal, and if the world does return to a different form of "normal" consequences cannot be avoided. For all we know, when Suzumiya-san chooses to recreate the world, certain beings might not return as part of the new world because of her discontentment with them in the past world.
Zack: Man, I only understood probably half of the things you said back there. Anyway... next question. Why are you so fond of these long philosophical explanations? Is it to increase the novel's word-count or something?
Koizumi: No, no, that would be a rather boring reason. The reason on why I am fond of long explanations is because it is Kyon's desire to know much about Suzumiya-san and the world she has created.
Zack: Really? Half of the time it just sounds like he's bored of you talking.
Koizumi: He is not, it only sounds that way because he is drowned in my words.
Zack: That sounded weird... And based on how you were saying things back there, you're making it sound like if you don't give these long explanations then Kyon's going to be the one to restart the world.
Koizumi: ^_^
Zack: Hmmm... there's this theory that Kyon and Haruhi are both godly beings but are from different dimensions and that their love is what's allowing their dimensions to cross into this world and whatnot......
Koizumi: ...
Zack: ...
Koizumi: ...
Zack: Holy crap, that was a long sentence forged without grammar. Anyway, putting that conspiracy theory aside, I'm going to ask you this question.
Koizumi: Please, go ahead.
Zack: Are you ambigously gay? (Shifts eyes)
Koizumi: No, as I explained before my actions are directed by Suzumiya-san's inner needs. To put it in simpler terms, she needs somebody to act as the mysterious transfer student before her eyes. If I do not act this way, grave consequences might occur if she begins to lose interest and fall into boredom.
Zack: So, you're ambigously gay towards Kyon because of Haruhi's need for Yaoi in her life?
Koizumi: That would probably be the best explanation suited for you.
Zack: Ok....... then why do you only invade his personal space when Haruhi isn't around? (Shifts eyes)
Koizumi: Well.... uhm.... Hmmm....
Zack: -_-
Awkward silence.
Zack: You don't have to answer that question now. You can just... take your time if it makes you feel more comfortable.
Koizumi: I see well..... why are you backing your chair up...?
Zack: I don't want you invading my personal space!!
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Author's Note: I need not notes since this was writen out of boredom. I probably didn't even check for errors. _ _ "
