Third Person P.O.V

"Wake up Austin we have to unpack those bloody boxes, my OCD is making me paranoid." Ally said while shaking the life out of the poor man's body."But I don't wanna" He grumbled into his pillow which was currently covered in drool.'why is it so hard to say goodbye but easy to say hello to my bed' he thought. When all the shoving was over he was relieved, but then angry padding of feet left the room followed by a slam of the door.' Why are women so damn complicated' he thought. When he thought he was finally drifting back to Happyland , he was brought back by a sting of cold water. "What the f-" she sent him a deadly glare that'll even make Satan cower away"I mean, What the heck Ally?!" He screamed. His hair, his precious hair was ruined, because of that little She-Devil he calls his wife. She had the nerve to be smirking right now,if looks could kill, she'd be six feet underground already." I warned your sorry arse " her voice faltered at the end as she saw him crawling to her like she was the clueless rabbit and he was a hungry wolf. She cautiously took two steps back until she was tackled to ground with him on top of her. "Get your fat arse off of me you're getting me wet" She squealed. "That's the the point love" he said with a wolfish grin across his gorgeous face. 'I think it's a crime to be that gorgeous' she thought." Guess what time it is?" he said in a singing voice. "Time for you to go take a bath, you reek" she said with her adorkably scrunched up face whilst pinching her nose. That my friend was a total lie he smelt so yummy, curse you Old Spice, why did you make him smell so good. " No! It's tickle time, and guess which lucky woman's gonna get tickled?" he asked whilst putting his two big hands right under each of her boobs.'The little sucker is tryna cop a feel uh?' she thought. "Kim Kardasian?" she answered , more like asked him, smiling nervously at Austin."No,you!" with those two words all of hell broke loose. She trashed under him giggling so hard tears came to her eyes." You sonofabitch stop!" she laughed. " Not gonna happen sweets, ARRGGH" he was kneed in his balls, it was like hell,who knew she was that strong. Austin curled up in pain like a fetus, this shocked Ally shitless, she didn't mean to hit him that hard. " Ohmigod , baby are you okay? I'm soooo sorry, what can I do to make it better?" she asked as she quickly scrambling to his side hugging him. " You could always kiss it better" he suggested in a strained voice."EWWWWW! You're such a perv" she laughed as she backed away from him. "C'mon Chip don't act as if you've never done it before" he groaned, still in pain. His comment caused Ally's face to go bright red, you would've mistaken it for a stop sign. This caused Austin to smile, she was just too cute.

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While Ally was unpacking the boxes, Austin was sitting on the island in the kitchen , still in his tight black boxers singing Flawless by Beyoncè." I could use some help?" she asked as she was unpacking the silverware in a drawer in the counter." I am." he answered before he started to sing Yoncè. "Yoncè all on his mouth like liquor" he sang whilst trying to do some Beyoncè moves while laying flat on his back and kicking his legs in the air like a stripper would. His 'performance' was interrupted by our doorbell, which was an instrumental of 'Santa Clause is coming to town'." Yeah, remind me change that will ya, and don't follow me okay?" She warned, but she was too late, he already raced to the door,when they opened door, they practically saw the goth version of Snow White. She looked about 16 years of age had spiky messy, unnatural looking black hair, it was so black it's like looking in a deep manhole. She had big extraordinary green eyes which were surrounded by heavy mascara and black eye-liner. Her lips were red and her complexion is really pale. She was clothed in full black from head to toe and just gave off a 'don't fuck with me' vibes. She also gave them a once over. Ally must've looked weird in Austin's oversized flannel shirt and her yoga shorts which was unseen because of the said huge shirt. Her gaze lingered right above Austin's happy tail, not because of his incredibly ripped torso, but at the tattoo he got when he was drunk and high that says 'Ally's Toy' in cursive with an arrow pointing down. Ally told him to get a removal, but he said it was a fact and he liked it." I'm guessing you're Ally,right?" the girl asked with an quirked eyebrow." You guessed right, and you are?" she asked with a polite smile on my face." The name's Quinn but people call me Raven" she said. "I think I like Quinn better" Ally replied." No don't, that's what my Dads call me when they're serious"she said. "You have two dads, how's that even- oooff" Ally quickly elbowed him to shut him up. " Sorry about that, he's my husband,Austin, he tends to not have a filter sometimes HEHE" she laughed awkwardly. "S'okay I get that a lot, I expect it cause they're gay, and there's a lot of homophobic people out there" Quinn shrugged." So how did they have you since they have dicks and all- OOWW!" he screamed because Ally had to stomp on his foot to shut him up, AGAIN." It was nice meeting you sweetheart hope to see you tomorrow" She smiled." Cool, I live in the house to your left, bake cookies if you wanna win my parents' hearts" she said. When the door closed , she could hear Ally screaming at her husband about proper manners and Austin screaming back. It was suddenly silent, but it was interrupted by Ally's loud moan of pleasure and a grunt from Austin. Quinn knew they were making out and started to turn around to go home but stopped abruptly when she heard a slap, followed by Ally yelling that Austin watches too many movies. Quinn laughed liking the pair already and liking people for her was rare.