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Part 3: The Aftermath, Code Pink and the Blossoming Friendship of Rebecca Kaplan and Daken.

a/n: Sorry about the declining length of each chapter :/ I could spend more time on it and make it a whole lot better, but the story is taking up space on my to-do list. Good as it's gonna get.


Clint Barton: It's official. Last night never happened.
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Anthony Stark to the group 'Avengers': I've taken the liberty of asking JARVIS to delete all the posts we made last night. You guys don't have to thank me. I've actually stored them on my phone and when I get bored, i like to see how bad some of you screwed up.


William Kaplan: You know something incredibly bad went down when you wake up with ~Jennifer Walters all over you on the snooker table.

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Thomas Shepherd: I bet you were so drunk that you'd tap anything that was green skinned last night.

William Kaplan: Says the one who didn't even get drunk.

Thomas Shepherd: Hey! All the speedsters were at a disadvantage. We can all hold out liquor.

William Kaplan: Not my problem.

Clint Barton: Did you have fun last night, Kaplan? *wink* *wink* going to play for the other team?


Theodore Altman: How the hell did I end up in ~Daniel Rand's bed last night? I'm so so so so so so sorry ~William Kaplan

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Daniel Rand: Why aren't you saying sorry to me? I was the one who woke up in bed with a Young Avenger. Who is also a guy. And an alien. My situation can only get more worse.

Luke Cage: Debatable, Rand. The 'guy' is a shapeshifter.

Daniel Rand: Gee, thanks.

Luke Cage: No probs.

Theodore Altman: ...


William Kaplan: I'm kind of offended that I was mistaken for Iron Fist last night. But i guess that I'm in no position to argue. I thought She-Hulk was Teddy. :/


Wanda Maximoff: I've never felt so hungover in my life. And I have been a witness to many Avengers-gone-wild parties. I'd scold Billy and Tommy, but I'm in no position to argue. I'm such a terrible influence for them...Oh and ~Carol Danvers, I like your bed.


Peter Parker: I've lost my spandex. Has anyone seen it?

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Anthony Stark: That should be a emergency code with it's own colour. CODE PINK = LOST MY SPANDEX! As of now. I'm going to ask The Avengers, FF and S.H.I.E.L.D to update their databases. And the YA...wait, do they even have a database?

Pietro Maximoff: How hungover are you, Tony?

Elijah Bradley: Your costumes in the pool. I hope you have a spare set. It aint gonna dry.

Peter Parker: Aw, crap. I don't have any of my costumes at the Mansion...I'm going to have to do a naked swing by my place.

Wanda Maximoff: Please, for the sake of superheroandmutantkind, can you not do that? I'll magic up your costume.

Peter Parker: Why thanks, Scarlet!

Wanda Maximoff: Don't call me that. It's like me calling you 'Spider'

Peter Parker: That's kinda gay.

Wanda Maximoff: Exactly. You have to say both words of someone with a two worded codename. Well, apart from Cap, cause we all just call him Cap. But like Iron Man, we can't call Tony "Iron" and he'd get mixed up with Danny. And Nate.


Carol Danvers: I'd tell Tony to call the FF and tell them that we're all hungover and we can't assemble and stuff, so they can take over the city, but I can see Johnny out cold on the kitchen floor so I guess there's no point. And Ben and Logan are just...laying on the lawn.

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Cassandra Lang: Ugh. I feel so bad. Did anyone not end up completely drunk last night?


Thomas Shepherd: CODE PINK!

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Katherine Bishop: You haven't lost your costume. You're wearing it. Well, you don't have the top half on.

Thomas Shepherd: Yeah, I just wanted to say it.


Pietro Maximoff to Thomas Shepherd: Enjoy last night? I can't even remember the last time I got drunk. But watching your team-mates fall over the carpet and point and laugh at electrical appliances is equally fun.

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Wanda Maximoff: We did not laugh at electrical appliances, Pietro!

Thomas Shepherd: You were making out with a toaster and even proposed to it thinking that it was Vizh.

Hank Pym: *insert awkward silence here*


Anthony Stark: Well, at least ~Steve Rogers didn't drink last night. We have one Avenger on duty. That's fine. He can save the world one mighty shield throw at someone's face at a time.


Amadeus Cho: Did anyone else realise that pretty much no one ended up in a bed last night with the opposite sex? I woke up wrapped in ~Alexander Aaron – God of Fear, Son of War, God of X-Box and Secret Badass spy's bed. He's still stone cold and snoring. Maybe if I poke him he'll shut up. omg he has no clothes on. Like at all. Naked. I'm in bed with naked guy. Shit.

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William Kaplan: I didn't. I woke up with She-Hulk.

Jennifer Walters: Yeah, but you're gay.

William Kaplan: Gee, thanks shulky.

Wanda Maximoff: Did you just call Jen 'Shulky?'

Anthony Stark: It's a cross between She and Hulk. With a 'ly' and the end.

Pietro Maximoff: It's not funny when you explain it to the nearest detail, Stark.

Clint Barton: And you're never funny, Pie.

Amadeus Cho: Can you stop arguing on my status please? It's my status and it's meant to be awesome. Go away.


Edwin Jarvis to Anthony Stark: Mister Stark, I would like to tell you that as much as I love serving you, I do think that cleaning up the Mansion is slightly out of my league.


James Barnes: The mansion looks like a freaking bomb site. People are going to call us up and tell us to do the Skrulls invaded it or something. Fuck my life.


Katherine Bishop: Avengers…assemble…


Daken: Who the hell is floating in the pool? Oh…that's Anole…he has a nice ass…kinda...geez, is he even breathing? Meh, he's like half lizard so I guess he's fine. Who invited him anyways? Who invited me?


Rebecca Kaplan to William Kaplan: Get back home. Now. And your brother. Hanging out with the super powered types is bad for you.

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Daken: Ugh, parental authorities. Always the same. Why can't they just fuck off and leave us to do whatever the hell we want.

Rebecca Kaplan: And who are you?

Daken: Daken.

Rebecca Kaplan: I can see that from your name. What's your last name? Do you know my son?

Daken: I don't have a last name. I don't have a father. Even if I did I still think parents are ridiculous and uneeded and are only on earth to screw you over. And sure, I know Billy. He's awesome. And kinda cute.

Rebecca Kaplan: And who are your parents? I'm trying to make a pyshological analysis.

Daken: Wolverine.

Rebecca Kaplan: And do you think he is the sole reason you despise any form of parental authority?

Daken: Why am I even talking to you? Are you a shrink?

Rebecca Kaplan: I'm just trying to help.

Daken: Well, I guess it started when I was cut out of my dead mothers stomach by ~Bucky Barnes.

Rebecca Kaplan: I see...we might have to meet up and talk about this.

Daken: Sure, I have nothing else better to do.


William Kaplan: ~Theodore Altman and ~Laura Kinney. Read my previous status, like now. The one my mum posted.

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Thedore Altman: The bit where Daken said your cute? Because he does know we're dating. *glare*

William Kaplan: No, the bit were mum tries to get a read on Daken. The second best moment of my entire life.

Theodore Altman: The first?

William Kaplan: Meeting you, babe. Duh.


Steve Rogers to Anthony Stark: I told you so.

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Anthony Stark: I have no idea what you're talking about…everyone's…fine.

Steve Rogers: I came around to the Mansion at 6 this morning. Apart from the fact that no one was up, there's someone in the pool, half the Fantastic Four and Young Avengers have passed out on the kitchen floor. Everyone else is scattered around the garden and inside, and some of them woke up in bed with someone their going to regret having slept with. And the YA are barely allowed to drink.

Anthony Stark: Er, the Young Avengers (unlike their name suggests. seriously they need an upgrade) are all over 21, Steve. Johnny, Logan and Ben are fine, and I'm sure they didn't all have sex.

Thomas Shepherd: You wanna bet? Did you see the blush on Jarvis's face when he collected all the condoms from all the bins? Has the dude ever been laid?

Steve Rogers: Point taken.

Loki: Can we not talk about the Jarvis's sex life. I've never met the guy but I know he's like...ancient.

Thomas Shepherd: Loki?

Loki: Yes, Speed?

Thomas Shepherd: You actually have Facebook?

Loki: Der. I'm like friends with everyone.

Thomas Shepherd: Aren't you evil?

Loki: I have the body of a 12 year old.

Thomas Shepherd: That's gotta suck.

Loki: Nah, it's not so bad. It's like a pedophiles dream. I get to look at small kids without looking weird.

Thor: Loki...brother...

Loki: Fine. I'm still mentally a 12 year old too. Bloody hell, Thor. You ruin everything. Go die in an Asguardian hole.


A/N: And yet another chapter...I'm going to need ideas sooner or later...