Summary: This fic is for all of you who love anime and sci fi like I do. The best of both worlds! And yes, there will be some romance for those of you who like that too! Unusual pairings, so be warned...

Thanks to Catylina for the great review. I so appreciate it! Hopefully, you will gain a little more knowledge of the SG1 world through this story. I've been watching it since the beginning.

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha, YYH, or SG in any way, shape, or form. Sorry! But I do own Jo!

"Why do they call it a mess hall? It looks pretty clean to me..." Shippou looked perplexed. Sam Carter laughed. "They just...do. Probably because of the mess soldiers use to make back when they were allowed 5 minutes to get their food, sit down, and eat."

"What, no food fights?" Yusuke's cocky question drew a few snickers and a few more scowls. "No, believe it or not, military personell are more mature than that," Jo replied dryly.

O'Neal walked back up to the group. "Good news, folks. Tonight is hamburger night." Jo, Sam, Daniel brightened. Tealc smiled ever so slightly. "I was afraid it was Tuna Casserole. Blah." Jo's comment was made with disgust. Tealc responded, "Indeed."

"What's a cass-er-ole?" Shippou questioned again. Kagome answered him. "You take a dish, and you throw a bunch of food in it, along with rice or noodles, and you bake it."

"That doesn't sound so bad..." Miroku mused. Sam, Jo and Daniel turned to him and answered immediately. "You have never had the casserole here. Be grateful."

Everybody dug in. Kagome had to show the rest of her group how to assemble a burger. "You people eat weird. Give me that, baka..." Inuyasha began hurling the lettuce and tomato away from his, taking it apart completely until he just had the meat. "This will be fine. Too bad they cooked it..."

"Baka." Hiei said quietly. Yusuke and Kuwabara snickered.

Jo and Daniel began pushing tables together so they could all converse while they ate. Watching the various squabbling, Jo and Daniel began speaking to each other in ancient Egyptian. They were the only two that understood and spoke the language, so they felt safe enough to comment.

::Daniel, these people are strange. Now I know why I don't usually associate with people my own age. Intelligent conversation does not occur.::

Daniel laughed. ::Come on. Some of them are ok. The short one called Hiei doesn't say much. Same to be said for the red-head. Kurama I think he is called.:: The two did not realize that everyone was looking at them. "What language are they speaking?" Kurama asked quietly. Sam answer, although a bit unsure. "Ancient Egyptian I think..."

Kurama and Hiei looked at each other when they heart their names. Hiei decided that now would be the time...

::Hiei makes me nervous. There is something about him – it makes me uneasy.:: Jo was explaining herself. Her eyes went wide as a voice cut into her head.

"So you are smart. Good girl." Jo turned slowly, staring at the short demon in black. He smirked as his blood red eyes pierced her light blue ones.

"What are you doing in my head?" Jo's mental voice screamed at him. "Whatever I want. I can find out anything I want by doing this. This is how I know you speak the truth about our situation." He broke off contact.

Daniel looked at Jo as they all sat down to eat. "What was that about?" Jo gave Hiei another look. "Nothing." Daniel shrugged as he began scarfing down his meal.

Conversation took another turn, and Jo found herself in the hot seat. Kurama asked the first question. "Just how old are you, Captain?" Jo looked a bit embarrassed. "Just call my Jo. I'm 16." Kagome nearly spewed her soda. "What? Aren't you a bit young to be in the military?"

Jo turned a deep shade of red. "I graduated high school when I was 12."

"What!?" The exclamation went up from those who were students. O'Neal spoke for her. "She's as smart as they come – she's been here for 3 years. Even got promoted!" Sam spoke next. "She's been in many battles, and proven herself to be capable of things most adults will never be able to accomplish."

"Battles?" Inuyasha's interest was peaked. Hiei listened intently as well. Jo decided to take this opportunity to steer the conversation away from her. "We have been fighting the Go'ould. They are a parasitic race bent on galactic domination. I know that sounds cliché, but it's true."

"Then there are the replicators that we have to stave off from time to time. They just want to multiply and choke out life. That's it."

"So about how many..." Yusuke was about to ask another question, but he was cut off by a blaring alarm.

"Unauthorized gate access..."

O'Neal and his team were up and running to the control room. Everyone else decided to follow, curiosity getting the best of them. Hiei stayed in stride with Jo, asking questions. "What's going on?" Jo did not even look at him. "Someone has dialed our gate without permission."

The control room filled rather quickly. Armed guards were ready with weapons in the gate room. "What is it?" O'Neal asked.

"Receiving a text message for Captain Keene. I don't recognize the origin, though."

Jo looked startled. Who would send her a message. Not funny..."Bring it up, print it out." The general gave his order.

Jo was handed the message. Her face grew rather pale as she read it. "What?" Sam asked. Jo looked up and sighed. "It's from Fifth."

"Fifth? What are you talking about?" Miroku spoke. "Fifth is a human form replicator..." Hiei looked into her mind, getting the rest of the story.

"He has a thing for you. That's why he caused the tear." Hiei stated. Jo nodded. "He knew that would not be possible in this reality, so he attempted to pull me to yours. He's not happy it did not work..."

"Now we just have to figure out how to reverse it." Sam stated decidedly. Jo nodded. O'Neal held up his hand. "Let's work on that tomorrow. Everyone go home and get some rest. Except you, Jo. You need to stay here with our guests."

"I beg your pardon, Sir?" Jo nearly squeaked. The general smiled. "You heard me."

Jo looked at the strange people who were trapped in this reality. Hiei caught her eye, smirking again.

"You know it'll be fun..." His voice came into her head again.

"Yes sir." Jo said to her commanding officer.

That one was a bit shorter, but only because it is a good place to leave off. If you haven't guessed, Hiei and Jo will probably be pairing up in the future. I'll into another pair next time. Please read and review!