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Ch3: A Day In The Life...
(of a Marauder)
"A moment of your time, Unohana-taichō."
The captain of the 4th Division of the Court Guards turned to see what looked like a short, shuffling stack of white fluffy down. "Hitsugaya-taichō? What happened to you?"
An audible sigh; the child prodigy was probably only keeping his temper in check only through a monumental application of willpower. "Your...newest squad."
Yes, the three most recent additions to the 4th's rolls. Black and the Potters were gaining quite the reputation, considering that they rarely used their zapakutos at all; instead, they usually used either various medical supplies and 12th Division chemicals or the odd wooden sticks that they carried around constantly.
Thinking back, she remembered when the trio had first encountered the 11th Division...
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"Boo."
The little girl was set to giggles. "You're funny Flower Lady." Lily smiled. Despite the fearful reputation of her Division, little Yachiru was a sweetie in her opinion.
That the little Lieutenant was all but squeezing the life out of the black plush puppy in her arms was icing on the cake; Prongs and Padfoot might be the crazy half of the infamous Hogwarts Marauders, but she'd thought they would know better than to prank her. At least to prank her and think that they could get away with it. She idly wondered how Plushie Prongs was doing.
She was tempted to give some of Sirius' prank candies to her, but then she remembered 3rd Seat Ikkaku tell her that "Yachiru candytotal madness". She may be just a bit crazy, but she wasn't suicidal; she didn't even want to think about adding magic into the already-dangerous equation.
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Privately, Unohana relished the fact that now there were people that the 11th Division feared even more than her. It was about time someone saw the 4th Division as more than walking practice dummies.
"Unohana-taichō?"
Oh yes. Hitsugaya's...little problem.
That was the only thing that irked her about her three newest Shinigami; she had little idea how to reverse, undo, or otherwise neutralize the effects of their 'spells'. While all Shinigami had spell training, what James, Lily, and Sirius were doing was far different than most of the spells that she knew. Turning to the pint-sized Cousin It cosplayer, it took some effort not break out into a big grin.
"I'll have to contact Potter to see of she can reverse your...ailment, Hitsugaya-taichō."
At that moment, Kotetsu Isane came in with the oddest look on her face. "Unohana-taichō? K-Kurotsuchi-taichō wants to speak with you."
"Tell Kurotsuchi-taichō I'll be with him in a moment," said Unohana. What could have possibly happened to Kurotsuchi that he would seek her aid? And why did Isane look like she could collapse in a fit of laughter any moment?
Standing before her, Kurotsuchi looked absolutely fine. It took him attempting to speak to find out what was...wrong.
"Kurotsuchi-taichō, how can I help you?"
He opened his mouth to reply and a rather rude noise was the result, along with an ungodly stench. With a grimace, the captain of the 12th Division rolled his eyes and bent over.
"As you can see, Unohana-taicho," came a somewhat muffled voice. "I seem to have misplaced my rectum..."
A/N: I'm sorry that it took so long to update (writer's block GAAAHHHH!!!) I know there's no Remus or Karakura Town hijinx in this chapter, but this was the idea that came to me.
Anyways, R&R please!
