Deidara sighed as he slammed his locker door shut. Today had been one of the worst days of his life. As he predicted Sora and Hidan, his supposed friends ignored him all day because of the mornings fight. Itachi had been so worried about Serina's eye, he ended up taking her straight to the eye doctor after homeroom. Konan his only other friend had no class but art together, which they skipped today so he couldn't even hang with her! To top off his day, Sasori would not leave him alone. That jerk would wait outside his classes and praticly put a death grip on Deidara's poor hand, and "hold" the blonde's hand all the way to his next class! Then at lunch since his friends were not speaking to him he was forced to sit at the football players table with Sasori. Doesn't sound so bad right?

He got to sit at the popular kids table, next to Sasori who was hot-the devils spawn. It wouldn't have been so bad if he had sat next to Sasori, but no the redhead wouldn't see to it. So all threw lunch he was forced to sit on Sasori's lap, as Sasori pretended to be all lovey-dovey and feed him. Right in front off all the popular kids to! So Deidara had to sit there for a half hour, on Sasori's lap, listening to a group of people he didn't even know much make catcalls at him at Sasori. And that red headed bastared didn't even care! Hell every time it happened he would either kiss Deidara somewhere (mostly the lips) or laugh it of and say that they were and I quote "In love". Yuck! Whenever he would say that Deidara would puke a little in his mouth and die a little inside. Now Deidara had to go meet the redheaded Demon outside, to discuss god knows what. This really was not his lucky day.

As Deidara slowly approched the van that Sasori and his crew had arrived to school in that day, his heart completly dropped and he gulped. None of Sasori's friends where standing by it. or were anywhere in sight for that matter! The only person in sight for that matter was Sasori himself. Who looked so sex- disgusting leaning agenst the door of the van , with a cigarete hanging out of his mouth. As Deidara got closer he could see Sasori look his way and smirk a little, before dropping the cigarete and crushing it out with his foot.

" Your late again Brat. Didn't I tell you that I hate waiting? Hm?" Sasori asked smiling as Deidara stepped closer. Said blonde boy looked up at the man that was single handedly making his life hell.

" Well sorry un that my locker is all the way on the other side of the school." Deidara sighed not mentioning that he also took his time hopeing that the redhead would have left.

" No excusses Brat, thats gonna cost ya later. But for now get in the car."

Deidara crossed his arms over his chest" I want to know where your taking me first un. And I'm not getting in that van untill you tell me."

Sasori smiled a little and pulled out his phone" Oh really Brat." He looked down and type a message , not taking his eyes off the small screen for a second. When he finished he smiled and held the phone out to the blonde."You might want to think that over before I press send."

Deidara blinked not understanding what the bastared was talking about untill he looked at the phone.

"To:All Contacts

From:Sasori

Ever heard of that Lovely Maid cafe on Mist st. Turns out our schools little Deidara Iwa likes to dress up and pretend to play maid. So cute you should go and visit him but remember to ask for Miss DeiDei. ;)"

Before Deidara knew it, his back was coming in contact with the door of Sasori's van." Y-you wouldn't send that un."

"Oh you wanna bet Brat. Just tell me and i'll press the send button." The redhead smirked and lifted Deidara's chin up with one fingure, so the blonde would have no choice but to look him in the eyes." Then everyone will know your dirty little secret Brat. Your choice get in the car, or let your secret out"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~Itachi's House~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Itachi looked himself over in the mirror one last time before deciding to just give up on finding a casual and relaxed outfit. After the accident with Serina in the nurse's office, Itachi had started talking with the man who took her to the nurse. Itachi already knew the basic things like the blue haired and skined man's name was Kisame and that they were in the same grade. What he didn't know was that his skin was blue because his mom drunk alot , did drugs, and consumed god knows what when she was pregnate with him. He dyed his hair blue to match his skin which had given him the name "Shark boy" by his friends. And that he was failing math and heard that Itachi was passing with a A+ average. That stupid average is what had gotten Itachi in to this mess. Kisame had asked Itachi to tutor him after foot ball pratice. Since he had helped out what could he say to the man? No? Uchihas did not say no to somone they were in debt to.

After checking his apperence in his mirror for about the tenth time, Itachi finally decided that he looked fine and picked up his keys and cell phone.

" Ita-Nii ready to go?" Serina asked from the doorway of his room. Itachi blinked and looked over his little sister. She was wearing a pair of his old gym sweat pants and a large sweatshirt. He blinked and saw that she was holding onto her purple duffle bag...the bag she used...when they had wor...oh crap.

"Serina. Please tell me that your going to the gym and that we don't have work." He was really hopeing it was the first option and not the second.

" I would Ita-Nii but then I would be lying. We have work today, you know wensdays are our busyest days. You, Me, Sora, Konan, and Hidan are on schedual today, only Deidara has it off." CRAP!

" I forgot that!" The older Uchiha hit his head and sighed. He couldn't cancell on Kisame he was suppose to pick him up at foot ball pratice in a half hour then study with him untill ten! " Serina you think Sora can give you a ride to the cafe? I have to text Deidara and hope he can take over my shift."

Serina blinked and nodded. She wasn't going to ask why her always calm and collected, and somtimes maybe emotionless older brother was running around his room franticly. Nor was she going to ask why he was looking for his cell phone that was in his front pocket. So instead she giggled and nodded" Sure Ita-Nii no problem! And I'm sure Deidara wouldn't mind. I'll text Sora and ask her for that ride, see ya later! Oh and by the way your cell is in your front pocket." Without waiting for a reply , she shut the door leaving Itachi in silence.

Itachi felt his front pocket and thanked heavens he had siblings somtimes. Pulling it out and surfing threw his contacts he quickly chose Deidaras and opened a new message.

"To Deidara

From: Itachi

Do you think you can cover my shift at the Cafe today? Please say yes.

After pressing send he sat down on his bed, waiting desprety for a reply. He was thankful when not a minute later Deidara's ring tone ' Dynamite' went off.

"To:Itachi

From: Deidara

Y un? Can't you do it, its my day off.

Itachi sighed. Of course he would want to know why! Ugh he couldn't tell him the truth, then he would ask why he was seeing Kisame. Even if it was only to tutor

"To Deidara:

From: Itachi

Please I have a prior engagment. I'll make it up to you I swear. So please?

He sat down and glanced at his watch, he had to leave in 20 minutes top if he didn't want to be late. Thankfuly again Deidara's reply was fast.

"To: Itachi

From:Deidara

...Fine un! But you soooooo owe me . Your taking over my shifts 3 times next week un got it!

Itachi smiled and texted back a quick thanks before standing up and walking out of his room. Locking his front door , he walked to his car and headed off to pick up his new student.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Deidara and Sasori~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Deidara sighed and closed hsi phone. Itachi just had to switch shifts with him NOW didn't he? Glanceing over at Sasori who was driving the car, the blonde cursed himself. What the hell was he going to tell Sasori? With a sigh he turne twords the redhead and hoped for the best. Who knows maybe gingers did have souls.

" Um...Sasori un" Deidara looked at him as inoccently as he could

Sasori wraised a eye brow and looked at him briefly, before looking back at the rode smiling." Yes Brat."

Deidara sighed 'Now or never un.' " I need you to take me to the cafe un. One of my co-workers called in..um sick and I have to fill in. So I can't go ...wherever your kidnapping me to."

Sasori smiled" Really and why should I hm? And its not kidnapping since you willing got into my van." Deidara sighed not bothering to mention one, that he was forced by a text message into the van, and two, that Sasori just sounded like a pedofile.

Deidara sighed and cursed himself for what he was about to say, Itachi soooo owed him for this."P-p-p-please un."

"Well since you said please Brat, fine."Sasori chuckled as he pulled the van into a parking lot that was across the cafe. Deidara smiled notceing that Sasori didn't want anything in return. Maybe he wasn't a bastared like he had thought...

" But in return for driving you here, I'm staying, buying you for two hours, and I want a kiss right now." Deidara's eyes widened a little and he blushed. He was right he wasn't a bastared, but he still was the devils spawn! Knowing Sasori he wouldn't let him out of the van without a kiss, so he needed to do it. But why did it have to be a kiss? All Sasori did all day was kiss him, before class, after class, lunch, hell he even kissed him in the car when he first got in.

" Fine un." With a sigh Deidara moved closer to Sasori. Just a quick peck on the lips should be fine. Right? Thats what Sasori basicly did all day. When Deidara sat up to kiss him though, Sasori stopped him by putting his fingure on his lips.

" No no no Brat. I want a real kiss" Sasori smirked that damn smirk that made Deidara want to puke. " What do you mean a real kiss un! You've been kissing me all day. Wheren't those real kisses un!"

Sasori chuckled and shook his head no. Wrapping his arms around Deidaras torso, he lifted the blonde onto his lap and moved his hands down to his hips to steady him. " Those were love pecks a real kiss involves something more."

Deidara blinked "What do you mean more un?" What more could a kiss need? His eyes widened when Sasori opened his mouth and stuck out his tounge. He couldn't be thinking about...using it could he!

Deidara blushed and shook his head no" No way un! Why with tounge!" Sasori laughed and his grip on the blondes hips tightened. " Yes Brat with tounge or else I will not only send that message but take a picture of you in that maid outfit and blow it up and stick it in the boys locker room shower. So whats it going to be"

Deidara shivered at the thought of all the boys in school doing...who knows what with his picture. He gulped and nodded slowly in defeat. Sasori smiled and closed his eyes as there lips conected. Deidara just sat there praying that nobody that knew them would see them. He blushed a little when he felt Sasori tug at his botton lip with his teeth hungerly. Deidara's eyes closed tighter as he opened his mouth and granted the redheaded devil entrance. He started shakeing lightly when Sasori plunged his tounge into his moist mouth. Deidara jumped a little when he felt Sasori's hand on the small of his back. But instead of trying to lift his shirt up or move down to his pants, Sasori surprised Deidara by rubbing small circles on his back gentley. If Deidara didn't know better he would have thought that Sasori was trying to...soothe him.

Deidara blushed madly when Sasori's tounge rubbed agenst his own, in a attempt to get Deidara's tounge to play along. Deidara shook his head a little but stopped when he felt Sasori growl and push him up agenst the steering wheel of the car, causing the car the let out a loud HONK.

Blushing more Deidara pushed Sasori off and leaned his head agenst the redheads chest, taking in deep breaths. He could feel Sasori's chest vibrate as he chuckled, and moved to hold the blonde close. " Oh that was the best! Ya know your suppose to breath when you kiss right brat?"

"Sh-shut up un!" Deidara hissed blushing more. He mummbled somthing and started shakeing a little. Sasori wraised a eyebrow" What was that Brat?" His eyes widened when the smaller boy looked up at him. His cheeks were flushed with a nice tinted red color to them and there where small tears forming in his eyes.

" I said un, THAT WAS MY FIRST KISS LIKE THAT!" The blonde started to sob more out of embarrasement and pure terror. Sasori's eyes softened and he let out a sigh. He held Deidara close to him untill the blonde finished crying.

" Ya done?" Sasori asked sub-consiasly running a hand threw the boys golden locks. Deidara nodded and whipped his eyes with the edge of his shirt." Ya un lets just go." Sasori nodded and opened his door letting Deidara get out first, before he jumped out after him.