TB: *coming out of her bedroom*Morning everyone
Everyone: Morning
TC: How r u feeling?
TB: Much better...sorry for what ever I did...I totaly lost it...
Joey: You're forgivin
TB: Ok now that thats over with I'm gonna check my reviews*goes back into the bed room*
TC: Well she's back to normal
Yami: Looks like her sugar level went down
TC: Yeah. When ever she eats sugar, the first thing that happens is that she acts different than normal...
Seto: What do you mean?
TC: Well she ethier acts like a maniac, like a three year old, or someone with very little patience
Yami: Yeah continue
TC: Second of all, after she's all out of energy she instantly falls asleep
Yami: For how long?
TC: Can't tell...Sometimes its one hour, some times two, heck one time she fell asleep for the entire day!
Yami Bakura: I have a question!
TC: Yeah what is it?
Yami Bakura: When you said maniac, did you mean like thoose crazy people maniacs, or people want to take over the world maniacs?
TC: The second on
Yami Bakura: *smiles*
Bakura: Don't get any funny ideas or else
Yami Bakura: Or else what?
Bakura: Or else I'll just tell everyone about your little "secret"
Yami Bakura: 0_0 You wouldn't DARE?!?!?!?!
Everyone: What secret?
Bakura: Well you see mmmppppphhhhhhhfffffhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!*Yami Bakura is covering his mouth*
Yami Bakura: No please don't...I promise I won't get any funny ideas I promise, I promise!
Bakura: *takes Yami Bakura's hand off his mouth* You better...
Everyone: 0_o?????????????
TB: *comes out of her room and sits on her bean bag chair of many color* *sighs* I don't belive it
Yugi: What's the matter TB?
TB: You wanna know whats the matter come with me *she grabs Yugi's arm and drags him to her room*
Everyone else: *blink blink* *they follow TB and the draged Yugi into TB's room*
*inside TB's room*
Everyone(but TC and TB): *look around the room* wwwwwwoooooowwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!
*TB's and TC's room have blue walls, two beds(duh), one with black cats and the back ground color is navy blue, while the other bed was in baby blue and had pictures of Tweety(u all know who's Tweety... right?). The carpet was a light brown color and the ceiling was black with a whole lot of little bright dots. It also had a small balcony and big ol' window right next to it. It also had a small tv with a nintendo 64 next to it, a full length mirror, a brown desk with a black laptop, a two shelved book case with a whole bunch of Teddybears on top, a few furniture's here and there, and finally the life size DM Yugi plushies beside the Tweety bed*
Tea: Wow and I thought our bed room was unique
Mai: *nodds*
Yugi: So what did you want to show me?
TB: This *sits on a chair by her desk and starts to click on her mouse*
Everyone: *gathers around*
TB: After all this look how many reviews i have *a message blinks "1 review"* I only got 1 stinking review *ploops on her bed* T_T No fair...
TC: Oh boy...
Seto: Who would want to review anywho?
TB: My only reviewer, Genji, Thank you sooooo and thanks for the heads up *one thumb up* ^_~ all hail Genji *crickets chirp* 'k..................
Mokuba: Well one's better than nothing
Bakura: He does have a point
TB: Yeah I suppose *gets up and goes into the living room and so does everyone else*
Yami: So now what
Yami Bakura: LET'S TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!
TB: No
Yami Bakura: T_T I try...
TB: Ok now to see who will say the disclaimer!!!!!
Everyone: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
TB: Not you TC you already said it
TC: YEAH!!! ^_^
Everyone(but TC): NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TB: *sweatdrop* Right...anywho *gets a hat from now where with 10 pieces of paper* Ok lets see who's saying the disclaimer
Everyone(but TC): *backs up into a wall* 0_0!!!!!!!!!!
TB: *draws a paper and reads it(for all you readers, I'm really picking the characters out of a hat^_~)* Ok, Joey you're the first victim *gives him a flash card to read*
Joey: uh...*reads the flash card* Let's see here...*the card "flashes"* _ ah my eyes...
Yami Baukra: Not funny
Joey: Oh all right... *re-reads the card* Teddybear doesn't own YGO because if she did she would have a whole mess of dough right now...
Yami: Dough?
TB: It's another word for money
Yami: Oh ok
Joey: And I'm a mutt who has a crush on Mai... HEY!!!!!!!!! *anime temple*
TB: I didn't wright that...let me see that *takes the card away from Joey and reads it* this isn't my wrighting...SETO
Seto: *smilling* What I didn't do anything...*snickers*
Joey: *makes a fist* You want some of this huh? Do ya?
TB: Ok you two break it up I know how much you care about each other...
Almost everyone: HELLS NO!!!!!!!!
TB: Hehehehehe
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Chapter 3
A new duel disk

Tristan: Hey can someone please pass the popcorn?
Rosett: So any idea on what channel it's on?
Yugi:*flicking threw the channels* Nope, the letter didn't say...
Bakura: Well keep looking, your bound to see it...
Tea: We should because we only have a few seconds till it starts...
*suddenly the screen turns blue*
Yami: It looks like your TV broke
Yugi: I guess so
Joey: Hey wait a minute, who ate all this bowl of popcorn?
Tea: Uh you did...
Joey: Oh yeah I forgot ^_^
Everyone: *sweatdrop*
*suddenly the screen goes all fuzzy*
Tristain: I think Yami's right...Your TV is broken...
Yugi: -_- Oh well...
*suddenly the screen goes blank and a woman with a scientist outfit, a blue skirt, and wearing black sun glasses apears*
Rosett: Parece que alguien se robo el sol...
Everyone: Huh??????
Rosett: Hhhmmmm... Oh sorry it means, looks like someone stole the sun, its an expression in spanish
Yugi: You never told me you spoke spanish
Rosett: Oh you'd be surprised if I didn't tell you a whole lot of other stuff...
Yugi: 0_o???????
Tristain: SSSSHHHHHHH it's starting...
lady on tv: Hello duelist my name is Andrea. My mistress TB won't be able to tell you about some of the rules so I will be taking her place.
Tristain: Well so much for knowing what TB stands for
Bakura: Well at least we now know that its a girl
Joey: Or a woman
Andrea: Also please don't even think about changing the channel for if you are, as you might see, all the channels are the same...
Yami: *grabs the remote from Yugi and starts to change the channels* *all the channels are the same* Hey she's right...
Everyone else: 0_o???
Andrea: Anyway, moving on. I'm here to tell you some of the basics of this tournament. I want to show the new and improved dueling disk. *the screen changes and Andrea is holinding something that looks a lot like a frisbee(a.n. flying disk)*
Joey: Hey cool it looks like a frisbee (a.n. 0_o??? 'k)
Andrea: Now some of you might think that it looks like a frisbee (a.n. OK now its just getting weird) but its not. Its really the whole dueling matt and arena in one. How's this possible, just watch. *she takes out a dueling deck from her coat pocket and puts it in the "automator duel deck holder"(a.n. Ok I have no idea how to call it but you should know what I mean and if you don't... boy your slow *avoids a rotten tomato* HA you missed *SPLAT!!!* [face coverd with rotten tomato] Very funny)* Now you're ready to begin the duel.
*suddenly the scene changes and Andrea and another guy in the scientist coat but has blck pant is standing about 5 feet away from Andrea* *He is also holding a duel disk with a duel deck inserted in it* *Both duelist pressed a small button on the duel disk and a metal pole came out of the bottom(a.n. If you have no idea how it looks like here's an idea... think of thoose cameras that have that pole suporting the camera so the holder of the camera doesn't have to hold it... still confused... ok then think of a stool...never mind)*
Andrea and the other dud: DUEL!!!
*suddenly 4 cards apeard in front of the two scientist/duelist...the thing is the cards were 5FT BIG!!!*
The dude with the black pants: DRAW!!! *suddenly one more card apears in front of him* I place this card face down in DEF and end my turn *the dud in black pants points to a card and the card disapears and reapears face down in DEF mode*
Andrea: As you can see you don't have to draw the cards, the disk does most of the work for you. The same for when you place monsters in DEF or ATK position. DRAW!!! *another card apears in front of her* I attack with Kojikocy *suddenly a card disapears and the monster Kojikocy apears* ATTACK HIS MONSTER *Kojikocy attacks*
The dude in black pants: AH OH NO *Grappler apears but it gets slashed and disapears* damm
Andrea: You also don't have to worry about keeping track of your life points eathier see *point to a small screen on the duel disk that has the numbers 6000 on it* We also raised the score of the life points so the game will be harder to play (a.n. Ok in the real card game u start out with 8000LP but in the show its 2000LP and with the battle city tournament its 4000LP...get the picture Yami Bakura: *holding up a picture* I sure did! TB: *sweatdrop* What the hell r u doing here get back in the story *pushes Yami Bakura into the story* How's this possible... please don't ask... I don't know eathier You[as in u the reader]: *sweatdrops*)
Rosett: Well that was interesting *sees the popcorn bowl she's holding and sees that it's empty* -_- I'll be right back... I'm gonna make more popcorn
Yugi: Do you need any help? (a.n. what a gentleman un like SOME people i know *glares Yami Bakura*
Rosett: No its all right I can manage *walks into the kitchen*
Yugi: Ok call if you need anything
Rosett: *from the kitchen* I will
//Admit it you like her//
/I DON'T LIKE HER/
//*sarcastaly* Oh Rosett, my darling let me help you in your time of need//
/*turning red with anger* I DON'T LIKE HER!!!/
//Do too//
/DO NOT!!!/
//Do too//
/DO NOT/
//Do too//
/DO NOT/
//Do too//
/DO NOT/
//You know this can go on for a very long time...do too//
/I don't care...DO NOT/
*they soon stop because Andrea starts to talk again*
Andrea: *from the TV (a.n. sorry I felt like writting that for some reason)* Now like almost every tournament, you must some thing. Here you must bet heart cards *holds up a card with two hearts* Every time you win a duel you will gain a heart, but every time you lose a duel you lose a heart.
Joey: Hey knida like when we were at the duelist kingdom tournament, you had to bet star chips.
Tristan: Oh yeah...
Tea: *sarcastaly* Yeah real great... -_-
Yami, Yugi and Bakura: *snicker*
{{Honestly can they be any slower}}
{I don't think that's possible}
Andrea: The first 8 duelist to win 10 hearts will be able to go to the semi-final matches...

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In the kitchen...
*Rosett is talking to someone that looks exaclty like her but this girl is about a head size taller than Rosett*
\\Well they seem to be having fun\\
\Don't you mean learning?\
\\I guess if you want to put it that way\\
\How long do you think this tournament is going to last?\
\\I bet $20 that it will last 2 weeks for ten duelist to win 8 hearts\\
\Yeah like you have $20\
\\Oh yeah, Check this out *shows her $20* XP (a.n. thats when you stick your tong out)\\
\Hey thats mine!\
\\Is not I found it in this bag *holds up a black and white bag*\\
\-_- Thats my bag\
\\^_^ oops\\
Joey: *from the den* Hey Rosett what's taking you so long?
Rosett: I'm coming hold your horses

~*~
In the den...
Yami: Again with the horses -_-
Yugi: It never gets old ^_^

~*~
Back in the Kitchen...
\Well let's hope for the best\
*the person smiles, nods, then disapears*
Rosett: *sighs* *walks into the den* Ok who else, except Joey and Tristan, want popcorn?
Everyone except Joey and Trsitain: ^_^ I DO!!!!!!
Joey and Tristain: T_T why can't we have popcorn?
Rosett: 'Cause you two ate the only 4 bowls of popcorn
Joey and Tristain: T_T
Yugi: You do know you can always make more
Joey and Tristain: ^_^ YAY!!!!!! *run into the kitchen*
Everyone: *sweatdrop*
Andrea: So remember duelist you must register and pick up a dueling disk from any of these Game Shops *Different adresses apear*
Yugi: Hey look, our game shop is listed
Jeoy: *coming into the den with a bowl of popcorn(a.n. SHOOT!!! It took him 5 second and it takes me like what 3 and a half minutes?!?!.....That's messed up!!!-_-)* Hey great that means I can join the fun to...
Andrea: And for all those who recived a letter, you don't have to worry about picking up a disk
Everyone: *deadly silent* (a.n. Why... I have no idea)
Andrea: You only have a week to register. Now to return you to your regular program
*the TV goes off then on*
TV: Barney is a dinosuar...
Everyone: 0_0!!!! AH EVIL PURPLE DINOSAUR AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!
*they all leave the room faster than you can say How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood* (a.n. ok that was to long and stupid, let me try something sort...hhhmmm...*ding* I KNOW *starts to type madly*)
*they all left the room fatser than a blink of an eye (a.n. well its an improvement...don't you think *crickets chirp*), all except one person*
Yami Bakura: *apears and looks around* *deadly quiet* ~YAY~ ^_^ *starts to sing the evil Barney songs* ~I LOVE YOU~ (a.n. *covering her ears* LALALALALALALALALA YO NO OIGO SO DE PALO, TENGO OREGAS DE PESCADO [ I can't hear I'm a stick, I got ears of a fish]LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA _)

~*~
Seto Kaiba's office...
Andrea: *on the TV* Now we return you to your regular program
*the tv turns off then on*
TV: Y asi es como se hacen pupusas[and this is how you make pupusas(a.n. it's food that comes from El Salvador)]...*click*
Seto: 0_o Ok That is the last time I watch spanish cooking shows
Mokuba: I'm telling you to watch the guy that yells BAM at his food, he's funny
Seto: No thanks. Besides I'm a terrible cook...remember last christmas when I tried to cook a turkey

~Flashback~

In the kitchen...
Mokuba: Hey big brother, whatcha making
Seto: *cover in god-only-knows-what* I'm Trying to cook a turkey, but this freakin book doesn't make any freakin sense
Mokuba: Let me see that...*reads the cover of the book* uh Seto...
Seto: Yeah?
Mokuba: This isn't a cooking book...
Seto: Then what kinda book is it?
Mokuba: See for your self *hands Seto the book*
Seto: *reads the book out loud* How to cook up... EXPLOSIONS?!?!?!?!
*suddenly the pot full of god-only-knows-what-kind of liquid starts to whistle and pop and vibrate madly*
Seto: 0_0!!!!!!!!!!!! oh...uh...
KKKAAAAAABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~End of flashback~

Mokuba: Oh yeah now I remeber... boy did you ever get in trouble...LOL
Seto: Oh yeah you try to make a turkey then!!!!
Mokuba: Fine then I will *walks into the kitchen* *comes back 2 hours later with a silver plate and a nice, fat, juicy, tender, lipsmaking (a.n. getting hungry?) turkey* ^_^
Seto: How did you do that?
Mokuba: I got help from the guy that yells BAM to his food...
Seto: You mean Emerald?
Mokuba: Yup that's him
Seto: -_- My life stinks

TBC.....
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TB: Well whatcha yall think?
Seto: o_0? Uh Very interesting...
Yami Bakura: I hated it
TC: Oh yeah and why is that?
Yami Bakura: The part where you made me see Barney...Thats pure evil I tell you EVIL!!!
TC: And did you like it?
Yami Bakura: What do you think?
TB and TC: Yami Bakura likes Barney, Yami Bakura likes Barney
Everyone else: *join the chant* Yami Bakura likes Barney, Yami Bakura likes Barney...
Yami Bakura: SHUT UP OR I WILL SEND YOU ALL TO THE SHADOW RELM!!! *crickets chirp* That's better...
TB: Well for one thing that was TC idea not mine...
Yami Bakura: *glares TC* Why you little...
TC: XP
TB: Yeah, also "Seto's cooking mistake" was TC idea as well...
Seto: *glares TC as well* YOU DID THAT TO ME?!?!?!
Yami Bakura & Seto: THATS MESSED UP!!!
TC: So, I wanted to have a little fun so I tormented you two...
Seto: And may I ask why?
TC: 'Cause it's fun to mess with you ^_^
TB: Anyway... please R&R and even if you don't I'll still continue this story
Yami: And if you don't mind me asking why?
TB: Because I promised my friends that I was going to make as many fan fictions as I can so not only they can read it but other people as well
Tea: How cute, you're loyal to your friends
Mai: You aren't going to start with your friendship speaches again r u?
Tea: No I was just saying...Oh let's just drop it ok
TB: Ok...Anywho, please R&R, and flames r welcome, I'll just use them to burn someone special I have in mind ^_^
Yugi: *making a scary face and talking in a freaky voice* Beware...BEWARE!!!
TB: *sweatdrops*