Chapter 3: Mayonaise Edgeworth and meeting Parappa
"OKAY, CLASS!" Ms. Hufflepuff yelled, "WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF A GAME BOY DIVIDED BY DERF!"
"Um..." Hikaru said, "...fail?"
"THAT IS CORRECT!" Ms. Hufflepuff yelled, "CONGRATULATIONS! YOU GET: MORE HOMEWORK!"
Damn it, Hikaru thought, This school sucks, hard.
After class, Hikaru was walking in the hallway, until he was attacked by this douchebag.
"Hey." The douche said, "You the new guy?"
"Yeah." Hikaru responded, "Who are you, anyway?"
"How could you not know who I am?" The douche responded, "I'm Mayonaise Edgeworth."
Hikaru burst out laughing, "Mayonaise Edgeworth!" He said while laughing, "Who the F*CK would name a kid that?"
Mayonaise punched Hikaru in the face, causing him to fall over.
"That'll teach ya' for messing with me!" Mayonaise said in an angry tone. Mayonaise walked away and flipped Hikaru off.
"Agh..." Hikaru said, "What the hell was I thinking?"
Hikaru was laying on the floor, until a certain rapping dog came over to him and said, "Are you okay?"
"Um..." Hikaru said, "Yeah, I guess."
"How'd you end up on the floor?" The rapping dog said, "Did you bump into Mayonaise?"
"H-how'd you know about that guy?" Hikaru asked.
"He's the school bully." The dog answered, 'He's a real ass if I say so myself."
"Yeah, he is." Hikaru said while getting up, "By the way, what's your name?"
"My name's Parappa." Parappa said, "What's yours?"
"Hikaru." Hikaru answered, "I just moved here from WTF Town."
"Huh, cool." Parappa said, "By the way, that Mayonaise guy, he's the son of Miles Edgeworth."
"Miles Edgeworth?" Hikaru said, shocked. "...Wait, who the fuck's Miles Edgeworth?"
"I don't know." Parappa said.
Hikaru checked his watch and saw that he was late for class. Really late.
"Oh fuck, I'm late for class!"
"Oh yeah...school is over. You missed it."
"You have got to be kidding." Hikaru said.
"Nope. I was just about to leave until I saw you on the floor."
"*Sigh* Oh well. I just hope that Ms. Hufflepuff won't catch us still here."
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DICKHEADS DOING HERE!" A crazy voice yelled.
"Oh shit, that's Ms. Hufflepuff!" Parappa yelled.
They both rushed out of the school, while Ms. Hufflepuff was chasing them both with a chainsaw.
When Hikaru got back home, he rushed inside hoping that Hufflepuff wasn't chasing him.
"Ah! Hikaru!" Hikaru's dad said, "Your just in time to try my new flavor of BREAD: PLASTIC BREAD!"
"What." Hikaru said with a shocked look on his face, "Why the hell would you make plastic bread? I'm going to my room."
"Fine. Don't try my bread." Hikaru's dad said, "I'll just use this homework I found at the front door to make BREAD."
"Wait, homework?" Hikaru yelled, "Oh my god, DAD! THAT'S MY-"
"TA-DA!" Hikaru's dad interrupted, "Presenting the newest member of the BREAD family: HOMEWORK BREAD!"
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!" Hikaru screamed.
ONCE AGAIN, TO BE FUCKING CONTINUED.
