From the Quill of Rita Skeeter
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter. That honour belongs to J.K. Rowling.
Author: LadyEvansPotter
FYI: This story is based on the one shot of Kamerreon named Your headline news and will therefore contradict itself, like in this part. This means that even if part one said that Harry was sorted into Slytherin, for the reminder of this he is still in Gryffindor, unless one article states something different, and then it is only for that article. So, cannon, but not cannon, savvy?
Summary: In which Draco distracts Harry while playing Quidditch.
The Daily Prophet, the 6th of October 1996
Death Eater's Son Rigs Quidditch Match!
It has come to the attention of this reporter that there has been held a rigged Quidditch match at Hogwarts this last weekend. The match in question was between Gryffindor House and Slytherin House, and many of my faithful readers may know, those are the houses of our Saviour, Harry Potter, and Draco Malfoy, son of Lucius Malfoy, respectably.
As many of you may know, there is a rivalry between those two houses, whereas one is known as the house that raises Death Eaters and Dark Lords, while the other is known as the house of Saviours and fighters of the Light. This rivalry is also quite known to escalate into Quidditch matches.
However, enough of information you all should know, and onto the real cause of this article. I happened to be present at the Quidditch game in question, and I must say I am surprised with how far some people go to cheat! For those of you who were not present at this match, let me explain.
The match began as usual for the teams, with Madam Hooch asking for a nice, clean match, while the Slytherins were sneaky and the Gryffindors honourable and hoping to win by their great skills. However, it soon became apparent that this would be a match unlike any, when captain and Seeker, Draco Malfoy flew directly at the other Seeker and captain, Harry Potter. Now you must all know, these two are considered great rivals, and hardly ever do anything that is meant in a good way towards each other. Then, imagine our surprise when the Slytherin Seeker began to distract our beloved Boy Who Lived by snogging him!
And if that was not enough, then imagine the surprise of the crowd when our Saviour was left dazed and the Slytherin Seeker left seconds after to capture the Snitch! This is a most unusual way of distracting ones opponent, and I am sure the Board of Governors will be discussing this matter if it is an acceptable way of doing so.
This reporter wants to know, and let us hope that next time these two teams meet that there will be no cheating.
A/N:
I bet you didn't see that as a way of rigging the Quidditch match! Lol, it was what popped into my head when finishing this part of From the Quill of Rita Skeeter.
Yeah, I know it's not long, but it didn't want to be! :P (Meaning I didn't know what to write). Ahem. Anyway, I hope someone reviews. I'm a review-slut. :P
However, I don't know when the next oneshot is coming up, but I hope to post it on my birthday (which is the 18th of December).
Yours,
Lady Evans Potter
