Super Garfield Galaxy: Legend of the Interstellar Quest Part 3: Mann Up or Die!
When Garfield and the crew had returned to the Endurings spaceship, they were greeted by horrific sight.
"Great Caesars Ghost!" Cried Cooper with sheer horror at the sight of Token B who was now old wrinkled and graying "You are now old!"
"This is very disturbing indeed." Amelia Brand added with comments.
Garfield then used his Man ESP as he looked at Token B. "You have lost your manly lovemaking mojo! How could this have happened?"
"I have been stucken up here for twenty-three years and without the presence of sweet soft loving women my bodily fluids have unwinded and decomposed." Token B. explained. "You should've been of awarneses that just a few hours on Planet X would mean years on here!"
"When you are master of love in moment of meaningful intimatices time is meaningless for love is forever." Garfield said with intelligent philosophy.
"Then you have ruined everything with your selfish arousal!" Said Token B. with blaming.
Hearing this petty vehemence Garfield walekd up to Token B. and gave him a manly slug across the face taking out all his liars teeth.
"You astro-fraud! You are just petulant child pinning blame on superiors instead of taking self-responsibility like a man." Garfield said with judgment as he readied to rip off Token B's head.
"Wait Garfield you must not kill him for he is last disposable crew member available!" Said Cooper with awareness of dangers ahead to come.
"Yes Garfield remain focused on the mission and I will flap for you my thrusters some more." Amelia Brand said with winking.
"Fine but I'll be keeping my eye on you punk." Said Garfield as he tied up Token B. with astrotape for safeties.
Cooper then walked over to the Skype machine and turned it on only to find shocking message.
"By the cosmos! Now that is what am I calling a solar flare!" Garfield commented as he walked by and saw that it was Murphy now grown-up into hot redhead.
"Dad I hate you because you loved saving world more than me." Said Murphy with hatreds anger. "You abandoned me while my brother became corn cultist and now I am stuck working for Professor Michael Caine to find equation to launch spaceship colony. I am never calling you again!" Murphy then terminated the Skype call before several thousand messages from Coopers son praising the power of the mighty demonic corn god He Who Walks Between the Rows began to play.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO." Cooper said with anguish and saddness at all Christmases and Birthdays missed.
"Here let me lend a fist of comfort!" Garfield said with comradery as he punched the Skype machine destroying it and freeing Cooper from the horrid propaganda of the Corn Cult.
"Thank you Garfield now I have nothing left but the mission." Cooper told him with wretchedness.
"Garfield now we only have 24 hours left to save the Earth." Amelia Brand then informed him with urgencies.
"We must proceed with onward speed!" Said Cooper with piloting as Garfield set course for Planet Y. "No doubt that Captain Mann will have found something capable of saving world for only a failure and not a real man would've not."
Garfield and the crew then arrived at Planet Y hastier than quick-bake lasagna.
"Wait this does not look like habitable planet for colonializations." Amelia Brand said with suspicion as Cooper sailed the Lander Shuttle through cloudy and barren rock planet.
"I hope this is not a sinking feelings." Said Garfield with growing skepticism.
"Look Garfield that is a science base camp!" Said Cooper with exclamations as he drove the Lander Shuttle to base camp.
Garfield and then crew then departed the Lander Shuttle and proceeded to do detective investigation for clues of what happened.
"My lasagna senses are tingling. Tread carefully or tread to die." Said Garfield with misgiving as they headed into the main base tent.
Inside the main base tent there was the remains of a broken robot like the ones Garfield had killed in the first chapter as well as two big cryo chambers.
"Oh no Garfield the place is deserted. Where is Captain Mann?" Asked Token B. with glaring stupidity.
"Leave no stone unturned." Garfield commented as he pressed a button on one of the cryo chambers and as it opened up it revealed Captain Mann.
"I AM ALIVE?" Captain Main said with surprises as he saw the eyes of his waker.
"Why do you believe this world to be new home for humanity." Said Amelia Brand with comments.
"Indeed you can't farm corn on these rocks much less lasagna." Said Cooper with addings.
"Do not be telling me that you faked your signal in hopes of rescue." Garfield said with criticism. "Otherwise we may have to rename you Captain WoMann."
"Please do not be mean to me I got homesick don't you have shred of sympathy." Said Captain Mann with disgusting selfishness.
"I have no sympathy for you but perhaps my Desert Eagle will think differently." Said Garfield as he took out his Desert Eagle and shot Captain Mann to see if it did.
"AAAAAGH." Captain Mann grunted in pain as he clutched at his shot side.
"I see it does not. Very well here is your just punishment." Garfield said with justice as he got ready to execute Captain Mann.
"Wait open up the other cryo chamber! The secret to mankinds salvation – the engineer of our existence - lies in it." Said Captain Mann with shifty glare in eyes.
"Wait Token B. don't do it!" Amelia Brand said with caution as like an idiot Token B. opened up the cryo chamber.
A rush of melting ice came flooding out as stepping out the figure was nefarious gray and black figure whose body was muscled skyscraper like Garfield's cloaked in a flowing black hood.
"It can't be!" Garfield said with horror as he recognized the evil figure as the mist cleared. "I have sent you to the gates of hell twice already!"
"Hah hah yes you did but I shall not rest until I have my vengeance upon you! The third time shall be the charm! Feast your eyes upon none other than… I, Nermal: formerly the world's cutest Kitten now the universes manliest man!" Said Nermal as he ripped off his cloak to revealed that he had taken steroids to accelerate his growth from a puny kitten into a man.
"You little cheater!" Said Garfield with disgust.
"Ha ha what are you going to do about it Garfield I have become more man than you at last!" Nermal said with tautning.
"I will not be undone by a false man like you. I will strip you of not just your medals but also your right to live." Said Garfield with just regulations as he aimed his Desert Eagles when Captain Mann started to groan.
"Oh no what is happening to him Garfield?" Cooper asked with horror as Captain Mann's chest started to throb forward.
"Ugha… Nermal… showed me the light…. with his mouth… before I went to sleep…" Captain Mann said with kisses. "The future of humanity… must evolve… into superior alien being"
"Be hold, my secret weapon! The artifacts of your demise!" Nermal laughed as Captain Mann screamed as a chestburster exploded from Captain Mann killing him and then growing into a xenomorph.
"Get to the shuttle you women." Said Garfield with manly orders to Cooper and Amelia Brand. "I will show these alien scum what the might of a real man is."
"Not so fast! BEHOLD – FACEHUGGERS!" Nermal said as he opened his mouth and shot out millions of facehuggers.
With lighting fast agility Garfield did a backflip and dodged the facehuggers which all then landed on Token B.
"NNNNNNG." Token B. said with dying as the facehuggers ripped him apart and then turned his bloody chunks into massive xenomorph army.
"Thank you Master Nermal for that snack." Said the xenomorphs with graditute. "We are forever in your service!"
"Yes as my first order bring me the head of Garfield! Once we kill Garfield there shall be nothing to stop me from conquering this entire universe." Laughed Nermal with his devious plan. "Get him my alien army!"
"Papers please." Garfield quipped as he whipped out his Desert Eagles and with smokin' ace reflexes he gunned down all of the xenomorphs.
"Now it is just you and me Nermal." Garfield said as he aimed his Desert Eagle readying for one-hit killshot.
"Not so fast. Look what I have here!" Said Nermal with ace up sleeve as he reached into his pockets and took out the universe's last lasagna.
"WHAT LASAGNA?" Garfield opened his mouth wide in shock. "I WILL NOT LET THIS PASS!"
Garfield then fired his Desert Eagle but it was too late. Nermal took a bite of the lasagna just as the bullet hit between his eyes and instantly lasagna powers were working to heal his wound.
"NOW HAVE A TASTE OF YOUR OWN MEDICINE HAHAHAHA!" Nermal laughed as he gulped down the rest of the lasagna. Suddenly a chemical reaction started in Nermals body as Garfield's eyes widened in anger at the evil abuse of lasagna's powers.
"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESS! ULTIMATE POWER IS MINE!" Nermal laughed as he metamorphosized into a colossus Nermal xenomorph exploding through the roof of the base and then scooped up Garfield with intents of popping off his head with handsqueeze.
"NNNNNNNNGH!" Said Garfield with a manly grunt as he struggled against Nermals squeeze.
"Ha ha let's take a bite and see what you taste like!" Xenomorph Nermal said as it opened up its mouth and its mini xenomorph mouth thing began to inch towards Garfield with consumarry intents.
"Choke on me you son of a bitch!" Said Garfield with fighting spirit as Xenomorph Nermal tossed him into his mouth.
"At last victory is mineoooomf!" Said Xenomorph Nermal with victory destroyed as his teeth shattered when they tried to bite down on Garfield's steel-hard abs. "Damn you Garfield but you will not be able to escape me before I digest you!" Xenomorph Nermal said as he swallowed.
"DIGEST FIST." Garfield said as he delivered a mighty flurry of fists faster than light speed with the strength of a meteor shower into Xenomorph Nermals digestive system giving him a stomach ache.
"OOOGAH BOOGAH." Said Xenomorph Nermal with indigestion as he vomited out Garfield.
Acting with quick and clever reflexes Garfield hopped into Xenomorph Nermal and latched onto the giant colossus alien-cat hybrid with his claws. Giant symphonic epic music began to play as Garfield climbed up Xenomorph Nermal and skillfully avoided all attempts to shake him off.
Garfield then saw a glowing weak spot symbol on Nermal and shot it with his Desert Eagle for massive damage.
"AAAAAAAAAAAA!" Said Xenomorph Nermal as green acidic blood began to fly out of it like whales blowhole. The blood splashed onto Garfield but his muscles were so powerful they melted the acid instead.
Xenomorph Nermal then jerked like a bronco throwing Garfield awry. His Desert Eagles flew away but Garfield with daring grab landed on Xenomorph Nermal's head where the ultimate weak spot was.
"Ha ha ha Garfield I made you lose your guns! Now you will never be able to kill me!" Said Xenomorph Nermal with delusional.
"THESE ARE ALL THE GUNS I'LL EVER NEED." Garfield said as he pointed to his muscles and abs before pounding down into the weak spot like jackhammer with powerful punches.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Said Xenomorph Nermal as Garfields fists penetrated his brain and began ripping out strands of it like wet fettuccine.
"Now this what I am calling extreme acupuncture." Garfield quipped as he inflicted more massive damage onto Xenomorph Nermal until his health bar had been depleted and the Xenomorph Nermal exploded back into regular Nermal.
"Damn you Garfield and your machoness! How can I never defeat you?" Cried Nermal as he tried to crawl away on the rocky and cold surface of Planet Y.
"Don't you understand? I am Garfield. G for Grandmaster God of Lasagna. A for Avenging the American Dream. R for Righteous Justice Dispensal. F for Fists of Fury. I for Intimacy Master. E for End of Evil's World. L for Liberating Light of Equality and Freedom. And D for Dawning of Your Death!" Garfield said as he raised his fists and like hammers he brought them down on Nermal smashing him through a billion layers of hard rock towards the core of Planet Y killing him for good by splitting apart his atoms causing explosion that began to destabilize the planet.
"Good riddance you galaxial blight." Garfield said with parting words as he raced back to the landing shuttle.
Garfield and the surviving crew than blasted off of Planet Y as it exploded behind them.
"Garfield you have saved humanity from the xenomorph threat!" Cooper said with congratulations.
"Yes but without the equation to launch spaceship we cannot save humanity and there is no time left!" Said Amelia Brand with alarm.
Hearing her worry Garfield pressed both of his hands against her cheeks for comfort. "Lighten up my celestial sweet pea. You are fine woman with skin lovelier than full moon and sparkles brighter than stars. You should not be worrying for it makes you fat and like a real man I will offer you many planetary charting comforts." Garfield said with seduction.
"You are true hero!" Cooper applauded as Garfield and Amelia brand kissed.
"Now my loyal flyboy get us to Planet Z while I make one final recording with the Captain's log." Garfield said with a wink and with nods Cooper went back to the pilots seat and set course while Garfield led Amelia Brand back to the captains quarters and turned on the radio to play soothing 70s romantic soul song.
"What will you do Garfield when all this is over?" Amelia Brand asked Garfield with curiosity.
"Shush, my astro-lover. Let us not ruin our passion of the present with shallow words for the future." Said Garfield with wisdom as he smooched her breasts while she suctioned down on him cleaning his tool to make it at maximum working conditions.
With lovemaking prowess Garfield then combined with her in mind-melding planning session of tenderness. Like enterprising captain with keen observation Garfield wrote inside her as he showed Amelia Brand that while they may be out of time to save the world there was still time enough for love.
