J: Alrighty, this chapter, which is crazy long to all your happiness took longer than should have to be typed and I apologize for that. Anyhoodles...uh...I dont know ahha.
T: You losing your opening ideas?
K: If you don't know what to do then you should let one of us open for you, or even one of teh Akatsuki members.
J: Hey that's not such a bad idea!
K: I was actually kidding.
T: I like that idea too. The next chapter needs to be opened by the Akatuski, and the one of us can disclaim 8D
J: YOSH! Thanks Kenzie! "Hugs"
K: No! I was kidding! Why won't you listen to me?! "pulling hair out in frustration"
J: Alright, so in your review I want to know who you want to open for the next chapter instead of disclaiming. But for now we have, on request, Deidara "unethused" back to disclaim...Damn Dei fans -.-'
Dei: Aww, you know you love me, un "Perky smile"
J,T,K: "Rolls eyes"
Dei: Okay, Jenna does not own any of the Naruto characters named, and the girls own themselves. Although I wouldn't mind "owning" them "Winks and runs from rabid Takisha, Jenna, and Kenzie"
Chapter Two - Initiations
- Under someone's Bed -
Jenna and Kenzie layed on their stomachs, having caught their breathe a minute ago they could speak and think clearly," What do you think happened to Takisha?"
"Knowing as much as I do about them, which is absolutely nothing. I'm gonna take a guess and say that they're either making her regret the message she delivered via Tobi, OR they're humiliating her for their own amusement." Kenzie replied simply, she was actually glad it was Takisha and not her getting the welcome treatment first. If she got lucky (which she knew she wouldn't) they'd be satisfied with torturing Takisha and leave her be.
Jenna opened her mouth to make a statement, only a high pitched squeal came out instead. Eyes wide Jenna squeaked," My gos, what are they doing to her?!" Kenzie merely shrugged. She'd rather not find out if it meant they'd receive the same thing.
Two more ear splitting squeals were heard before Jenna made up her mind," I'm going to go see what's happening. I'm starting to get worried. You coming with me?" Kenzie of course shook her head in a negative. Being a good friend was one thing, being an evil organization's play thing (Not the dirty kind you sick minded people :P) was a whole other massive-not-wanted thing.
Rolling her eyes Jenna left Kenzie to be by herself, the only problem Jenna had with this situation was that she had no idea where to go to find Takisha. 'I guess the best place to start would be where we left her, then try and find her from there.' Thinking this Jenna scurried off through the maze of passageways. (J: I am actually going to post the layout of the Akatsuki lair on deviant art, when I'll get around to it, I have no idea. But if you ask nicely I'll get it done faster. K: You're going to use my scanner aren't you? J: Only if I fail at drawing it on paint. K: Who said I'll let you use my scanner? J: The little shred of kindness in your heart. K: Suuure.)
Kenzie fidgeted with her fingers, once Jenna was out of sight the room seemed to start getting smaller. The bed above her felt lower, pressing down on her. Biting down on her lower lip Kenzie mumbled to herself," You're just hallucinating Kenzie. Nothing has changed, the walls aren't closing in and the bed is not pressing down on me...Oh I get it, my conscious is angry becaise I didn't go with Jenna, now it's making me crazy! Well too bad! I'm not leaving, you hear me?!" Kenzie was clearly losing her mind, she was aware of it, she just refused to let it win.
She lost the giht with herself two minutes later and found herself right back at the beginning. In the Akatsuki living room. (She'd gotten lost trying to find the room her, Jenna, and Takisha were going to be sleeping in.) Kenzie also found herself staring at Kisame, Deidara, Kakuzu, and Hidan (Zetsu is there but he's not participating) standing around Takisha as she tried to balance massive plates on her hands and head. By the number of busted plate fragments around Takisha's feet Kenzie could tell Takisha was failing miserably. Still recovering from her bit of insanity Kenzie stupidly asked," What are you doing Takisha?"
"Can't...Talk...Will...Drop...More...Plates!" Takisha growled through her teeth. Even moving her mouth would off set her head, and cause more plates to fall to their destruction. At the sound of multiple crashes the guys present snickered, which only deepened Takisha's already furrowed eyebrows.
Seeing that she wasn't going to get answers out of Takisha, Kenzie turned to Zetsu (he was standing the closest) and asked," So, why is Takisha balancing plates on her hands and head?"
"It's her initiation. Each plate she breaks adds another day onto the total of day she has to do dishes for the month. So far she's gotten to 10, which is alot better than we gambled on." Zetsu explained, completely content to watch Takisha suffer. As he'd been explaining he didn't notice that Kenzie became very rigid. (T: Why'd she go rigid? She's not the one breaking plates and getting more dish work. J: Zetsu unconsciously told her that we're getting initiations. T: Oh, good. Then I won't be the only one suffering. J: Yes, but she doesn't know if she'll be next or last. Making it all the more frustrating for her.)
Shifting uncomfortably on her feet Kenzie said a little confused," Her initiation is rather unorthodox...How long does she have to do it for?" That got the smile off Zetsu's face.
"We actually never decided on that...I guess it's been long enough." Zetsu said to himself, going over to Takisha he did the honours of removing her cursed burden off her head.
Crumpling to her knees Takisha sighed in relief," Thank Saint Jimmy that's over. Why did you take so long to stop?!" Takisha was yelling out of slight pain instead of anger, for she'd crumpled down on top of the shattered plate pieces and now had two shards in each knee.
Deidara made a face, pointing to the scattered plate pieces he ordered," Clean up your mess un, we don't need someone getting glass in their foot." Deidara was actually just avoiding the question in a very obvious manner. Takisha glared daggers at the stupid blonde, but she did still pick up the place pieces. She may not care for most of the Akatsuki members, but she did care about the amount of trouble she'd get in if one of them got hurt and complained.
Biting back her tears of pain she slightly whimpered," Stupid initiation. Mine better not be the worst out of the three of us."
At the mention of there being three of them Kenzie finally remembered something," Hey, have any of you seen Jenna? She left before I did to find you."
Kenzie's blood got a few degress colder when Deidara, Kisame, Zetsu, Hidan and Kakuzu all snickered. Hidan put on a sinister smile to reply," Itachi went to find her to deal her her initiation. And since she never made it here, I'm gonna take a stab and say he found her. Poor little wench didn't stand a chance."
Takisha exchanged a worried glance with Kenzie, Jenna was obviously going to be put through hell, what kind of hell, they could only hope wasn't too brutal.
- Five Minutes Ago -
"Uh...I thought I heard the screams coming from this direction. My hearing must have been effected going through the portal to this dimension...Great, a dead end." Jenna had gone in the exact opposite direction Kenzie went in. She also didn't bother to stop and properly listen, thus putting her in front of someone's bedroom door. From the fact that it was made solidly out of metal, meant that it was the Leader's bedroom. Which was someone she really didn't want to talk to.
Turning on her heel Jenna went back down the hall she'd come from, or so she thought. There's two main hallways in the Akatsuki lair, Jenna had come from the one that led to her room and a few others. The one she was walking down after reaching Leader's room was the other hallway. The hallway that Itachi's room was in.
Jenna had been fine on her way to Leader's room due to the small noises she'd hear, giving her some comfort. Going down the hall on her way back was different. Nothing could be heard except her foot steps, there was no signs indicating the presence or where abouts of everyone else. The hairs on the back of her neck started to rise, Jenna could feel her paranoia start to kick in. Shadows flickered from the corner of her eyes, the walls were altering in shape and structure. The hallway appeared to be stretching out before her, never going to end, never going to let her rest. Then suddenly, "Boo."
"AHHH!" Jumping fifty feet in the air Jenna nearly knocked herself unconscious slamming her back against the wall. Looking highly unamused/ curious Itachi stared at Jenna placidly. She'd been letting her mind go crazy, she didn't hear him walk up behind her.
A hand over her barely beating heart Jenna yelled in a squeaky voice," Don't sneak up on me like that! I nearly died of a heart attack!"
"Too bad you didn't. It would have saved me some trouble." Itachi said in his usual bored monotone voice. Jenna glared back at him, sometimes she really wished he was the one that scared easily. Of course that would never happen.
Managing to calm herself from shaking Jenna got off the wall, and simply walked away. Itachi wasn't worth anymore of her words. That's what she decided anyway. The elder Uchiha wasn't going to let his victim get away so easily however. Catching up to her in three steps he grabbed the back of her pajama shirt (J: We're still in our pajamas remember.) and hauled her backwards to the second door she'd passed. Struggling against his hold Jenna complained," Hey! Let me go! Wh-where are we going?!"
Itachi dragged her in, threw her on the bed and closed the door. Jenna watched in absolute horror as Itachi latched all 10 locks on his door. When he turned back around and saw the look on Jenna's face (something like this D8) he rolled his eyes saying," You must be perverted like Deidara to go straight to that conclusion."
"CAN YOU BLAME ME?!" Jenna yelled, crab walking away from Itachi. Sadly the bed was right up against the wall, so she didn't go too far.
Leaning back against his door Itachi just stared. In translation that clearly said, 'Yes, he could blame her.' Sweat dropping Jenna pulled the blankets up over top of her head, Itachi's initial impression of this was that Jenna never matured if she acted like this. From under the blue comforter Itachi heard a muffled," Then why the hell did you drag me in here?!"
"For your initiation. Takisha's going through her's right now." Itachi replied, yanking the blanket off to reveal an even more frazzled Jenna staring at him with owl eyes.
Huddling up into a little ball, her knees pulled to her chin she squeaked," Wh-what's my initiation?"
"They left me to decide that, why? I do not know, but I've decided you can clean my room." Itachi said, watching with hidden amusement as Jenna relaxed. He waited until she was totally relaxed and moving off the bed to add on," While wearing this." From the depths of his cloak Itachi pulled out a skimpy maid's outfit, exactly in her size.
Jaw slamming down on the floor Jenna shrieked," FUCK NO!!" Horrofied Jenna made a run for the door, Itachi stook aside to let Jenna get at least one lock open.
When she reached for the second lock Itachi grabbed her and threw her back onto the bed. Pinning her down Itachi got dangerously close to her face and whispered," If you don't put this on of your own free will, I'll gladly dress you myself." If there was one thing Itachi loved to remember, it was the looks on Jenna's face. Particularly at that moment. Her face was one of gorgeous horror, wide eyes and gaping mouth. It was her facial expressions that drove him to torment her so.
Reclaiming her tiny dignity Jenna wiggled a hand free and snatched the maid's outfit from Itachi, glaring at him heatedly Jenna grumbled," I'll put it on myself. But only if you leave the room while I change." There was an undertone of demand to what Jenna said.
Itachi ignored her demand of course, standing up he turned his back to her and told her hottily," This will be good enough."
"Oh, come on! It's not like I can escape, there's no windows for vents for me to crawl out of! Just leave!" Jenna protested, there was no way she was going to change her clothes with Itachi in the room. (T: Liar! You know you'd love Itachi to watch you undress, you'd like him to help you too! J: D/8 NO! That's just wrong! I'm dating Gaara, remember? K: I don't see anyone named Gaara present at the moment, do you? T: Nope, not an eyebrowless red head in sight...Unless you count Sasori. K: So, you're free to frollock with Itachi. J: o.e, no thanks. I'll be the good long distance girlfriend. T: You know you want Itachi. J: Just drop it alreadly!)
Itachi didn't respond, he just remained standing with his back to her. Stomping her foot Jenna gave up on winning this obviously silent debate and went back to the bed. Grabbing the blanket she put it on over top of her body, then proceeded to change clothes. Blinded by the blanket Jenna was unaware that Itachi had peeked back at Jenna right when her pants fell to the floor. A second after the blanket fell off, revealing Jenna in her tight skanky maid's outfit. Blushing and glaring at the same time Jenna growled," You have a sick twisted mind, you know that?"
"That's Deidara's mind you're talking about. Now get to work." Itachi said, or ordered actually, that last response while pulling open his door after undoing all the locks.
When the door was wide open, so was Jenna's mouth. For behind Itachi's door stood the rest of the Akatsuki, including Takisha and Kenzie who were currently rolling around on the floor laughing their asses off. In a state of perpetual shock Jenna could no more blush than she could scream. She would have remained in that state had Deidara not come up to her and whispered in her ear,"Mmm, any chance you'll wear that for me tonight,un?"
Fuelled with anger Jenna broke free of her shock and punched the blonde pervert in the face yelling," Hell no you perverted ass!!" Jenna was then able to blush properly.
Doubled over with tears in her eyes Kenzie asked," What the hell Jenna?! What are you doing with Itachi?! Bwuahaha!" Kenzie then proceeded to laugh her ass off some more.
Konan stepped around the ogling men (and bloodied Deidara) saying," I know we allowed you to decide on her initiation Itachi, but is the maid's outfit really necessary?" Konan was more disturbed then anything, she never expected Itachi to have a mind twisted enough to come up with something such as that.
Itachi gave Konan a blank stare saying," You did put me in charge of her initiation, and this is what I've decided upon. Besides, I don't hear any of the others complaining. Do you?" In response the rest of the guys (except Sasori) hooted and wolf whistled. Poor Jenna was on the brink of tears in embarrassment.
Takisha noticed this and decided that the guys had seen enough for that day. Stepping around and in front of them to block their view Takisha put her hands on her hips and ordered," That's enough, buzz off now! Or else I'm not making anything for you to eat ALL day! It'll be a week for you Deidara!" The thought of losing food was a good enough threat to send the guys sulking off. Minus Itachi since he had to keep an eye on Jenna.
Konan nodded in approval of Takisha's actions (while at the same time taking a secret picture of Jenna) and headed off. Jenna took the golden opportunity to glomp Takisha in gratitude, Kenzie made a face at them saying," Way to ruin the only fun we'll have."
Smiling evilly Jenna reminded Kenzie," It's the only fun, YOU will have. Don't forget you still have your initiation to look forward to. Hehehehe." The look of doom upon Kenzie face was precious memory gold to Takisha and Jenna.
Sadly Jenna could not enjoy it longer, for Itachi seized her by the ruffly collar (it's part of the outfit -.-') and dragged her back into his bedroom. Kenzie and Takisha watched as Itachi threw their friend to the floor, shut his door and locked it back up. Ten locks in all. An awkward moment passed by until Takisha asked," So what should I make for lunch?"
"RAMEN!" Kenzie cheered, making Takisha sweat drop and shuffle off to the nearest room to find someone to lead her to the kitchen. As well as ask for a cook book to instruct her on how to make ramen. Kenzie swiftly followed, her spirits too high for ramen to remember that Jenna was currently Itachi's skanky dressed maid.
- That evening in the living room -
"Jenna, why are you still wearing that ?" Takisha asked, pointing to the maid's outfit Jenna still wore.
Cocooned in a blanket (from Itachi's room) in such a way that only left her face visible she groaned back," While I was cleaning under Itachi's bed the bastard set my pajamas on fire and let them burn into ashes. When I demanded why he did that he said he was relieving me of any ties I had left to our old dimension. But I KNOW he did it just to satisfy his perverted needs." Takisha couldn't help but break out into another wave of hysteric laughter. Earning a hard smack to the back of her head. (K: HAHAHA! You poor unlucky child! "Glomp" J: She says AFTER she laughs at me "Grump" T: I predict Kenzie's torment is coming up. K: D8 J: "Evil gleam in eyes" Mwahaha. K: B-but, I hugged you!! T: You laughed first. K: You laughed before I did! T: Ya, but only 'cause I knew it was safe to. J: Actually you're still doomed Takisha. You're far past due for torment. T: 0.o WAAH! J: "Pleased smirk.")
"Ooo, did you keep that on just for me, un? You really shouldn't have, but I'm very glad you did,un." Deidara walked into the living room just in time to see Jenna let the blanket fall off and reveal the maid's outfit. Unable to resist the pervertedjust had to tickle Jenna under the chin seductively.
'BAM!' Went Jenna's fist into Deidara's face for the second time that day, her poor knuckles wouldn't be able to take much more blonde-beating. Takisha didn't think Deidara could take many more blows to the face either. A second of weird silence passed once Deidara left to go wash the blood off his face, faces furrowed in confusion both Takisha and Jenna felt that something was missing. It clicked in at the same time," Where's Kenzie?!"
- With Kenzie -
"It's really pretty out here!" Kenzie babbled to herself gazing up at the darkening starry night. To her luch ther was a full moon rising just then, she was even luckier since it was casting the tiniest of moonbows(K: Sometimes you can see a rainbor at night thanks to the moon's light.)
Kenzie was so relaxed and focused on the sky, she took no notice of the looming shadow approaching her from behind, what was worse was that the looming shadow had a massive smile of malice on his face. Chuckling quietly under his breathe Hidan sprung forward and grabbed Kenzie in a bear hug, holding her tight he laughed," Time for your initiation kid. And it's going to be fun! For me anyways! Hahahaha!"
"Ah, Hidan! What are you doing?! Let me go! AH! Jenna! Takisha! HELLP!!" It was pointless to try calling for help, Kenzie knew that, but she still gave it a shot. Since it obviously didn't work she went with thrashing about wildly.
Hidan scrunched his mouth in annoyance, why victims thought yelling would help them he didn't know, but it really got on his nerves. Holding her tighter and putting a hand over her mouth Hidan grumbled," Be a good fucking girl and cooperate, or we can go through the same system I used after I caught you in the school." Kenzie paused a moment, let her memory bring up the last few Hidan hunts which ended with her being dragged along the floor, then started thrashing again.
Sighing in irritation he took the hand off her mouth and pulled his scythe out from behind his back. Pulling the chain out he wrapped Kenzie up painfully tight and let her drop to the hard rocky ground. "Ow! That fucking hurt! Owww! Stop dragging me! I'll be good and walk. I'll be good and walk!!" Hidan had started dragging Kenzie on the sharp rocked ground the second she opened her mouth. Of course he ignored Kenzie and let her screams for freedom drift off into the night. (K: What?! That's so cruel! Why did Takisha get off easy?! J: Hmmm, you're right. T: How did I get off easy?! My initiation is stuck with me for the rest of my life! J: That's still not equivalent to my humiliation, and Kenzie's pain. Don't worry, I'll make syre we're all even. T: Why do I feel like my life are in the hands of a shinigami? K: Ryuk?! Where?! "Starts looking around frantically" J,T: -.-")
Kenzie was shedding tears of pain when Hidan finally stopped dragging her, but her back was far past the point of healing unscarred. So many rocks and sticks had scratched and rubbed her skin it would take a miracle for it to stop hurting before she went to bed...If she went to bed.
"Geez, it took you long enough to get here. She give you a hard time or something Hidan?" Kakuzu asked with clear distaste in his voice. Looking around Kenzie saw that they were in a clearing in the woods, and Kakuzu stood by the edge of a beautiful sparkling lake. She would have admired it more if her blood didn't go cold with the slightest inkling towards what her initiation was.
Hidan "huffed" and pulled the chain off Kenzie, crossing his arms he growled," Shut the fuck up Kakuzu, I had to wait until she was by herself dammit. Otherwise the other two would have followed after and driven me fucking nuts! HEY! WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?!" While Hidan had been ranting to Kakuzu Kenzie decided to take advantage and make a run for it.
When Hidan caught sight of her running he picked up a rock (a really small one) and whipped it at Kenzie's leg, causing it to buckle and make her fall on her face. Laying still out of fear of getting hurt more Kenzie whined," Why am I the one that gets bruises during the initiation?"
"Because you can tolerate it, and don't say you can't. What do you think those hunts were for you bitch?" Hidan asked sourly, hoisting Kenzie up by the ankle and glaring at her.
Glaring back Kenzie replied," I honestly thought it was to amuse yourself." The way Kenzie said it made her own annoyance clear, which only pissed Hidan off more.
Throwing her towards Kakuzu, who actually caught her...Upside down, making one last tear of despair come from Kenzie's eye. Lifting her up so she was face to face with (J: He is seven feet tall, right? K:"Cries a little" Yees! T Hahaha.) Since all she could see was his eyes Kenzie could only tell Kakuzu was smirking. The corner of his eyes were crinkled in dark amusement when he cackled," Those hunts were for his amusement, and assesment. It was rough evaluation, so we'll be doing more, how you say thorough. And you're not going to enjoy it one bit. Hehehe." Kakuzu's laugh doubled in mirth when Kenzie's face contortred into one of damnation. (Or in other words, it just looked like this D8) Kenzie could hear Hidan snickering behind them as well, making her face stretch out even more.
Her fears of what her initiation is was confirmed by Kakuzu turning towards the lake. Squirming around Kenzie whimpered (yes, she is getting desperate) "Can't I have a different initiation? Pleease?...I just saw something in the lake! What's in the lake?!"
"Oh, I forgot about that. Kisame has a little "friend" in the lake. Zetsu's pretty good friends with it since he feeds it left overs from his meals." Hidan said rather happily, he was really enjoying this initiation, even though it hasn't officially started yet.
It took approximately two nanoseconds for Kenzie to figure out what's in the lake. Thrashing around like crazy Kenzie wailed," A SHARK?! KISAME PUT A FUCKING SHARK IN THE LAKE?! WHAT THE HELL?! WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?! AHHHHH!!" Kenzie broke out into a series of yelling and sobs. Kakuzu looked over at Hidan with a bored/annoyed expression. Hidan made the same expression back and motioned for him to just finish the job. Gladly agreeing Kakuzu used his thread tentacle to whip Kenzie off across the lake, causing her to drop into the very middle of the lake with a loud 'SPLASH!' Their job done they walked off back to the cave.
Kenzie surfaced just in time to see the retreating figures of Kakuzu and Hidan, waving her arms above her head yelling," HEY! Don't leave me here by myself you assholes! HEEY!" Kakuzu and Hidan wouldn't have gone back even if they heard Kenzie's screams.
Shivering from the freezing water Kenzie looked around her, there was no sign of movement in any direction. So the shark was totally submerged under water, that knowledge registered Kenzie started swimming for shore. As she swam all she could keep thinking baout was the movie 'Jaws.' She just had to watch that movie the day before she got kidnapped and thrown into a lake with a shark. Continuously thinking about a movie where a shark eats people has one advantage, it makes you swim faster. Kenzie probably swam faster than she ever swam before, and swimming faster kept her warm. Or she'd gotten too numb to feel the cold anymore.
Kenzie could see the shore coming, so close yet still too far to make her feel better. The shark still hadn't shown itself, and for some reason it really bothered her. Beneath her something sleek brushed against her foot. Freezing for a moment Kenzie looked down into the water, since it was dark she couldn't really see anything beneath her. But she what it was, very, very quickly she sped off for the shore as fast as possible. As fast as she was going the shark was still faster, it got right beneath her, turned on it's back and licked her stomach. The shore was almost in reach, a few more strokes and she'd be safe.
Her hand was almost upon the land when something grabbed her ankle and pulled her down. Petrified she screamed while going down, getting a mouthful of nasty lake water. Knowing death was upon her she decided she'd go down fighting, looking down she was relieved/angered to see that it was not a shark holding on to her ankle, it was Kisame. Glaring at his blurry smiling face she flipped him the finger and booted him in the face. Being released she swam back up to the surface. Gasping and coughing she growled," There was never a shark in here, it was just a shark-man wanting a kick in the face."
"You didn't have to kick me so hard! Fuck that hurt." Kisame whined surfacing up beside Kenzie with a hand over his nose. A small trickle of blood seeped through his fingers, Kenzie still felt no guilt for how hard she'd kicked him.
"You deserved it for scaring the crap out of me. I plan on hurting Hidan and Kakuzu in some manner when I get a hold of them." Kenzie argued back, pulling herself out of the lake she sneezed and started shivering violently.
Kisame watched as Kenzie turned in a circle trying to figure out which way to go to get back to the cave. When she faced him again he pointed to the empty water beside him saying," They weren't lying about the shark. He's right beside me, and you may want to get a bandage, he cut you a little when he licked you."
Kenzie noticeably paled while saying," Thanks for the advice. Now help me get back to the cave BEFORE I die of hypothermia!"
Shrugging Kisame pulled himself out of the water, Kenzie slightly regretted her demand. For Kisame was wearing only a pair of ripped cut off shorts, the rest of him was blue, muscled and gorgeous. Unsurprisingly Kenzie got a nose bleed, which she hid by turning around with her hands over her nose. While Kenzie had her back turned Kisame looked back at the lake to wave good bye to his pet shark. Getting closer to Kenzie he asked," You do know you'll have to change your clothes when we get back, other wise you'll get sick."
The blood flow stopped just in time for Kenzie to whimper," B-but, I don't have any other clothes!"
"Heh, we know. That's why we made that your initiation. You have to find a new set of clothes, without going to Konan." Kisame beamed with the first cruel smile Kenzie's seen him have. He still looked hot, only evil hot.
Her eye twitched for a second before she said ina very annoyed voice," Not for one second will I ever regret kicking you in the face. But at least you gave me an easy initiation."
Kisame raised an eyebrow but didn't say anything, he just led her back to the cave. As they walked Kisame noticed that there was a clear path along the ground, pointing to it Kisame asked," This wouldn't have anything to do with you, would it?"
Looking down Kenzie remembered how many sticks, stones and hard dirt clumps her back had cleared off the ground. Unconsciously hugging herself for comfort she replied," I don't have anything to do with it. Try asking Hidan when you find him." Kisame figured out the cause after that. (As well he saw the multiple tears on the back of Kenzie's shirt earlier.)
Getting back to the cave Kenzie was slightly heart broken to find her only two friends playing 'Go-Fish' with Tobi and Deidara instead of wondering where she'd been. Walking past them Kenzie grabbed one of their ears and hauled them to the hallway. Tobi sat for a moment, deciding on whether to peek at Jenna and Takisha's cards or not. He was a good boy and didn't peek, but he did stop playing since Deidara always cheated.
Rubbing her sore ear Takisha asked grumpily," What was that for?"
"For not caring. And I need your help, achoo!" Kenzie sniffled, rubbing her cold icky nose.
Jenna clued on to Kenzie's current state before Takisha," Why are you all wet Kenzie?"
"Kakuzu and Hidan threw me into the lake. Now listen, Kisame told me my initiation is to find a new set of clothes but they can't come from Konan. Which leaves me with the only other option of stealing clothes from Itachi." Kenzie concluded giving them both meaningful glares.
Turning on her heel Jenna stated simply," I'm not getting involved!"
Takisha grabbed the back of her frilly choker and pulled Jenna back saying," Oh no you don't. You can suffer some more, I'm not doing whatever Kenzie wants us to do by myself."
Crossing her arms Jenna fumed," Fine, I'll wait until Kenzie says what we have to do, then I'll make my decision on doing it or not. What do you want us to do?"
"Distract Itachi and make sure he doesn't go into his room until I'm out." Kenzie answered giving Jenna a 'You're doing it, whether you want to or not.' look. Jenna frowned, getting the message. Takisha gave Kenzie a nod of approval.
Jenna's collar still in hand Takisha dragged Jenna down the hall to what she thought was Itachi's room, (T: We need a map! J: You need to memorize the layout yourself xP T: That'll take too long, and too many mistakes. J:...Good point. I'll see what I can do.) During the dragging Jenna muttered," That asshole better not try anything else. He's scarred my mind enough as is."
"I'm sure he's had his fill of torture for today. I know he had his fill of food. He cleaned his plate, TWICE! For such a feminin looking man he sure eats like a pig." Takisha finished by pulling her nose up like a pig snout. Jenna let out a little snort of humour approval.
"I heard that."
"AH!!" Spinning around the girls found Itachi glaring down at them with much hatred. Jenna instantly zipped behind Takisha for protection.
Laughing nervously Takisha squeaked," Hey I'm a chef, it's good to see my customers enjoying their meal! Eating like a pig is a great compliment to me. Besides Jenna and Kenzie are even worse eaters than you, ah ha ha ha." Takisha's attempt at making Itachi stop glaring was a huge failure. Hwever it did distract him long enough for Kenzie to slip in and out with a handful of clothing.
They didn't notice this until Kenzie yelled from the living room," Hey! At least I wasn't eating in a maid's outfit! Good one by the way Itachi, you must HAVE quite an interesting taste in CLOTHING. Well good night!" Kenzie then zipped off to the bedroom they were using.
Catching the message Takisha and Jenna smiled innocently, giving Itachi little waves they tried to make a run for it. They got to at least turn around before Itachi put a hand on their shoulders and said darkly," I don't know what you three just pulled off, but I'll find out sooner or later. When I do, you best hide yourselves to the best of your abilities." Shoving them off towards the living room Itachi didn't see that Takisha and Jenna were crying; they just had their graved dug early. Kenzie definitely owed them.
- In the girl's disaster zone -
"HAHAHAHAHA!!" Takisha and Jenna were laughing so hard tears were coming out of their eyes. When they'd gone back to the room they found Kenzie cocooned in a blanket. After much pulling and struggling Kenzie unravelled from the blanket, revealing herself to be wearing a mesh shirt (covered some but not all) and black track pants.
Kenzie rewrapped herself in the blanket, glaring at her joyful friends she mumbled miserably," It's not THAT funny, I'm cold and I have to get something else to wear over top of this shirt."
"Exactly why it's hysterical! You can't get back into Itachi's room for something else. Or you'll die for sure!" Takisha laughed, falling to the floor on her knees holding her stomach. Kenzie scrunched her face in frustration, she had very UNsupportive friends.
Throwing one of the left over pieces of trash on the floor at Takisha she demanded," If I can't take clothes from Itachi, then who should I take clothes from?"
Takisha calmed down after getting hit with a chicken bone, wiping away a tear she replied thoughtfully," Just go by size. Deidara is shorter than Itachi so that rules him out. The next tallest people after Itachi are Pein and Konan, but they're obviously out of the question. Leaving Kisame and Hidan, Kakuzu is definitely not going to have clothes in your size."
Eye twitching Kenzie made her newly appointed favorite expression (D8) shaking Takisha violently by the shoulders she whined (she's been doing that alot lately) "I don't want to steal clothes from Kisame! They won't fit!"
"It's overly larger, or overly exposed. Your choice." Takisha knew what Kenzie would choose, it was a no brainer.
Tears streaming down her face Kenzie tredged off to the door, before she could leave Jenna came into the room in a belly shirt and black shorts. Takisha raised an eyebrow and asked," Have you been gone the whole time? And who's room did you just raid?"
"Deidara's. He has a really nice room, he has a window! The fresh air smelt awesome! The loser didn't have anything decent besides this. Better than that damned skanky outfit." Jenna was in a much better mood after being freed of her clothing curse bestowed upon her by Itachi.
Kenzie looked more closely at the shorts Jenna was wearing, a crooked smile on her face she asked," Are those Deidara's boxers?" Takisha looked at Jenna with a rather hopeful gleam in her eyes; she wanted to laugh some more.
Avoiding their eyes Jenna crossed her arms and muttered," They're clean." Kenzie and Takisha just fell right to the floor laughing their asses off. Jenna stuck her tongue out and marched back out of the room and to the living room. There was no point in staying in there when she'd just be teased.
Calming down Kenzie wheezed," I am definitely NOT taking Kisame's boxers. Should we discreetly infor Deidara that he's missing a pair of boxers?" Kenzie added on as a last note heading out the door.
"I think that's a splendid idea." Takisha had one thing in common with Kenzie, they loved to make Jenna's life more difficult at times. It was worth the amount of trouble they'd get in later.
Snickering at how Deidara would react to Jenna wearing his boxers Kenzie snuck down the hallto where she hoped Kisame's room was. ' I wonder if I could talk Konan into drawing up a map, or even putting their names on their doors.' To her luck the room she was going for had it's door open a smidge, meaning it wasn't locked. There came no sound of anyone approaching (as if she'd hear them if they were coming, they're ninja :P) pushing the door open she got even luckier. No one was in the room and the size of the bed clearly indicated it was made for someone big, but not mosnter Kakuzu big. (There'd be blood everywhere if it was Hidan's room.)
Staying in stealth mode Kenzie tip toed forward to the dresser beside the bed, quietly pulling open the bottom drawer she found Kisame's cloaks. It seemed there was only enough room to fit two cloaks, closing it she moved up to the next drawer. This one held all his pants, this time there were three pairs. And by the amount of wear and tear they were the only three pairs Kisame owned...' That's kinda sad. ' Moving up to the drawer above Kenzie found what she was looking for, shirts. One problem though. There was only one shirt in the drawer, and if she took it and started wearing it she'd be caught faster than Jenna got freckles in the summer. This was a tough decision, but there were two drawers left. Maybe he had other shirts for some other reason, like pajama shirts.
Taking this possibility into consideration Kenzie pulled open the next drawer, it was empty of clothes, but filled with nail polish. That caught Kenzie WAY off guard, biting back a wave of hysteric laughter she pushed the drawer shut, took the only shirt from the other drawer and ran for it. As soon as she got back into the bedroom she cracked up with laughter. Takisha had been lounging on the bed enjoying the periodic quiet when Kenzie died on the floor laughing, raising an eyebrow she asked," You found something interesting in his room, didn't you?"
"Na-na-nail polish! He had a whole drawer of nail polish! I think he provides them all with the nail polish. It was so funny to see. I almost died on the spot." Kenzie managed to blab this out before collapsing in laughter again. Only this time Takisha joined her.
"What are you two cackling about, un?" Deidara asked falling from the ceiling and scaring the living crap out of Takisha and Kenzie. (He snuck in after Kenzie started laughing, Takisha didn't notice because she was focused on Kenzie.)
A hand over her heart Takisha yelled," You sneaky pervert! Don't come into the room without saying something! We'll tell Konan on you!" The only way Takisha knew how to scare a man was by threatning him with a female higher in power. It didn't work this time however.
Deidara waved a hand at her in dismissal, looking down at Kenzie (she was on the floor) he grinned evilly saying," I know what you just did, un. You stole Itachi-san and Kisame-san's clothes, un."
"And I care that you know why?" Kenzie asked challenging him.
Deidara stood with his back straight, in a proud voice he answered," I can tell them right now and laugh my ass off as Itachi-san kills you."
"If you do that, I can't tell you something you'll really want to know." Kenzie made that sentence sound almost daringly flirtatious, but to Deidara it sounded like the information she had was very important.
Squinting his eyes suspiciously he crouched down to eye level with Kenzie and demanded," Tell me, un. Or I'll tell Itachi you stole his boxers too, un." Kenzie flicked him on the nose for that, making his eyes water a little from the sting.
Crossing her arms Kenzie stated firmly," Nope. First you have to swear on evey last strand of your blonde hair not to tell Itachi and Kisame. And if you do tell them after I tell you my information, i get to shave your head. Deal?"
"You know I could always be mean and tell him myself. But I know you'll get me back in a very nasty way if I do." Takisha absentmindedly babbled, making Deidara want to know this big thing of information even more.
Just plain frustrated with the overwhelming curiosity in his empty head Deidara yelled," Fine! I swear on my hair not to tell Itachi or Kisame you stole their clothes. Now tell me, un!"
A devillish little smile on her face Kenzie said," Jenna stole your clothes. She's wearing your belly shirt and boxers for shorts." Deidara processed this information slowly. The first thing that he realized was that he'd been conned into believing this information was highly important. Secondly was what he'd just been told.
Very robotically Deidara stood up, walked out the door in the hallway and in a very creepish sweet voice he called out," Ooh Jenna! I need to have a word with you." Kenzie and Takisha could hear Jenna swearing at them from the living room, but it was only for a second, they cracked up laughing the second after.
