Welcome to Trinity Blood Counseling Center

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William Walter Wordsworth

Mari: Hello William, how are you doing?

Professor: How am I doing! How am I doing? Out here with no machines or anything fun to invent, how do you think I doing?

Mari: Well it sounds like your going through inventors withdraw.

Professor: I am not going through anything.

Mari: De-ni-al.

Professor: I am not in denial.

Mari: The first sign of denial is deny it.

Professor: That deniable.

Mari: Okay, this is just getting stupid. You have a problem, just look at you. You're all nervous and fidgety, you're twitchy and I think that's the nervous rash on you're arm.

Professor: Alright, alright maybe I do need some help.

Mari: First you got to get rid of all the electronical influences in your life. Now do you have any gadget or gizmo on you?

Professor: No!

Mari: Now Professor is honest.

Professor: Well, maybe I might have I one...

Mari: Professor am I going to have to frisk you.

Professor: Would you?

Mari: Professor! That's so unlike you.

Professor: Oh, I'm sorry. But when you put me in the same cabin as Leon what do you expect?

Mari: Oh, yes I see.

Professor: I wonder if that's why Tres took off all his clothes.

Mari: Oh no, that was another misunderstanding. But don't worry I'm moving Leon to another cabin.

Professor: I and the other guys would like to nominate you for sainthood.

Mari: Not necessary, but thank you. Now, I asked Tres to bring all the gadgets in you cabin and now you're going to give me all that are on you.

Professor: Well there this one, (pulls gadget out of pocket) and this (one pulls another) and this one... (He kept pulling out more and more gadgets until they are overflowing her desk.)

Mari: Is that it?

Professor: I do have electric underwear warmer.

Mari: You can keep that.

Professor: So...um... what should I do now?

Mari: Why don't you and Tres go stargazing or something like that? Take a closer look at the world around you.

Professor: That's a good idea. I mean what could go wrong.

(Professor leaves)

Mari: Burr! I suddenly got a cold chill. I wonder why?

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Kate Scott

Mari: Good morning, Kate.

Kate: Mmmph.

Mari: Ah, common what's with they bad attitude.

Kate: I don't see why I have to stay here all the time.

Mari: I told you, I want you to stay away from the Iron Maiden. You need to get away from work and just relax.

Kate: Relax? Are you crazy? I haven't got a decent cup of tea since I got her.

Mari: What's wrong with our tea?

Kate: Like I going to drink something called "Uncle Herb's Amost Like Tea".

Mari: Well, okay our tea is not great, but that can't be the only problem.

Kate: What about putting me with the sugar queen Esther and the Munchkin Empress?

Mari: What's the problem there.

Kate: All Esther wants to do is talk about boys and she painted my toe nail so many times I can't put my shoes on anymore.

Mari: I see, and what's wrong with Seth.

Kate: She keeps saying her tea is better then mine. Can you believe it? Everyone knows my tea is, like, way better.

Mari: Well, since she is smaller maybe you should give in and say she's better.

Kate: But since she is older then me shouldn't she be the one to give in.

Mari: Good point. But don't you have Caterina in the same cabin as you.

Kate: Yes, she is a comfort but...

Mari: What?

Kate: She sleeps with her monocle on and it's kind of creepy.

Mari: I could see that... I guess.

Kate: That not my only problem. For some reason at night I attract every bug for miles around...

Mari: That is odd.

Kate: The others have taken to using me a bug light and sticking me outside the picnic tables.

Mari: I'll talk to them about that...although you are quite useful...

(Kate gives her a dirty look)

Mari: I mean it's wrong, terrible wrong.

Kate: Why can't I just pop back to me ship real quick?

Mari: No, absolutely not.

Kate: Why? I hate it here.

Mari: Well, that's the point. If your vacation is bad enough it makes your job look good.

Kate: Well, my jobs looking great.

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Noelle Bor

Mari: He-ll-o, No-el-le.

Noelle: Grumble, grumble, snort.

Mari: Why Noelle, what ever is the matter.

Noelle: You know what the matter is. My cabin.

Mari: Why what do you mean. I gave you your own private cabin.

Noelle: Yes, a cabin where the hot water valve is broken.

Mari: Really? Well, we'll have to get it fix. I can tell you haven't been able to take a shower for days.

Noelle: (scowling) I took one every day.

Mari: Oh, my mistake.

Noelle: There was also a huge bug infestation.

Mari: Well, we are out in nature.

Noelle: Yes, that and the hundred sugar cubes hidden under my bed.

Mari: Sugar cubes? I wonder how they got there?

Noelle: Maybe it was the same good fairy who put birdseed on the tin roof of the cabin.

Mari: That creates a problem?

Noelle: Yes, when all the bird comes to eat the seed they make a horrible racket.

Mari: Imagine that.

Noelle: Look your not fooling anyone I know you're the one who did it.

Mari: What do you mean?

Noelle: I can read you like a book.

Mari: Well, um. yes it was me. It was an um...test. To see how strong your endurance is.

Noelle: How come no one else had to take these test.

Mari: Because I think of you as special.

Noelle: Yeah well, I can think of a few tests I like to put you though.

(She slams the door and leave)

Mari: I wonder if I can get a security system install in my cabin.

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Valclav Havel

Mari: Hello Vanclav. Oh, my wrong with you?

Valcalv: I found I'm really allergic to the trees and plants around her.

Mari: Have you seen the nurse?

Valcalv: She gave me some medicine but it doesn't seem to have started to work yet, These allergies also have bad side effects.

Mari: Like what?

Valcalv: Well, I... (he sneezes and he disappears)

Mari: Valclav.

Valcalv: (He sneezes again and only his head appears) Do you think it's a head cold?

Mari: Well, at least you still have your sense of humor.

Valcalv: He sudden appears completely.

Mari: Well, that's better.

Valcalv: Yeah except every time I cough I... (he coughs and it launches him across the room.)

Mari: Well, these allergies appear to have affected your powers.

Vaclav: It's not only my allergies, but since you had me in the same cabin as Francesco and Alessondro, my life has been a nightmare.

Mari: What do you mean?

Valcalv: All Francesco talks about is his plan to overthrone and become the new pope. He keeps making me write to do lists and draw colorful diagrams.

Mari: Wow, that's bad.

Valcalv: Every night I have put Alessondo to bed, tuck him in, and read him he's favorite story," The Little Pope Who Could,"

Mari: Well, you don't have to worry because Leon is going to take you place, so you can move into the other cabin.

Valcalv: Oh, thank you, thank you.

Mari: You welcome, I guess.

Valcalv: Well, I'll be going to be going. (He coughs and is projected through the door.)

Mari: Maybe I can schedule a massage in today.

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There it is and I got to go.