I Do not own any of the character in the story as you should already know.
Bzzzzzz. Bzzzzzz. Bzzzzzzz. That noise just wouldn't quit, and it was far too early for Axel to even think about being awake, but he slowly shifted on his bed, looking mindlessly for it in his sleep. Bzzzzz. Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. He groaned when it kept vibrating from somewhere under the sheets. Finally he found the flat piece of machinery and tapped the screen to answer the call after not bothering to look at who was calling. "Axel, get your ass out of bed, It's fucking noon, and the ship leaves at two. I'm guessing that—" click. Axel threw the phone across the room causing it to make a satisfactory cracking sound as it bounced off the wall.
Within a matter of moments there were a set of very angry footsteps running up his stairs and kicking his locked door in. "Don't fucking hang-up on me!" A disheveled looking Riku stood angrily in the doorway. "You need to get ready now! Or… or I call Sora and put him on speaker phone!" Axel shot up in bed and his face paled; his blood-shot eyes narrowing at the silver haired teen, even if he felt slightly dizzy.
"You wouldn't." it was a threat and a plea all wrapped into one.
"Oh I would." He pulled out his own phone and since Sora was on speed dial the phone was already ringing.
"FUCK YOU!" Axel threw a pillow at Riku who just dodged it tactfully.
"Then get your ass out of bed! Clean this shit up, or your Dad'll have your ass, and pack your shit!" The phone was on speaker by now, and it was on its third ring.
"Hey Ri!" Sora answered in a very cheery sickly-sweet voice, and there was giggling in the background.
"Oh, hey, Sora… I just called to say I was thinking about you." Riku sounded sincere, but his sea eyes told another darker story. More giggles.
"Aww, Riku, you're making me blush… stop it." Sora was a fucking girl, Axel swore at times like these. He shook his head, remembering those exact lines, and gagged. He really couldn't see how at any point he thought that voice was cute or sexy… or whatever it was, because now he wanted to reach through the phone and pull his vocal chords out and make the brunette wear them as a necklace. Axel was never a morning person.
"Aw, come on, Sor, I mean It." another cat like grin, "especially after last night. You were so perfect." Axel gagged again as he exasperatedly dragged his hands down his face.
"Ri!" he shrieked girlishly, "don't say things like that… it's embarrassing." Axel was ready to tear his face off, and that incessant giggling made by his tag-alongs was not helping at all!
"I can't help it… you were beautiful when—"
"Ri! The girls can hear you!" Sora yelled loud enough to cover up the rest of the statement.
"Don't be shy, baby," his lips curled into an even bigger smile at the pet name, he could tell Axel's blood was boiling.
"ENOUGH! I'LL GET DRESSED DAMN! JUST SHUT-UP ALL OF YOU! OR I WILL SET YOU ALL ON FIRE!" Axel screamed getting out of his bed and taking Riku's phone and promptly ending the call.
"You're too easy Ax." Riku laughed as he stepped out of the room to wait for Axel to get ready.
"SO IS YOUR BOYFRIEND, RIKU!" Axel yelled once he was safely locked behind his bedroom door.
"YOU'RE SUCH A PRICK! OPEN THIS DAMNED DOOR!" Riku pounded on the wooden frame and to anyone who didn't know him, it might have been terrifying to see such rage, but Axel could tell he was kidding. The two of them loved to mess around like that, that's why when Riku punched him the day before it didn't end up in a full out brawl.
"OH! I'M SORRY! WHAT WAS THAT? WHAT? WHAT? OH, I CAN'T HEAR YOU!" Axel cackled pulling up a pair of cut-off jeans shorts covered in buckles and chains and sharpie marks. He slipped on a tee-shirt with a rocket printed on the front, spewing out designs and patterns. He quickly grabbed a duffle bag from his disaster of a closet and shoved his entire top dresser drawers' contents into it without even giving it a second thought. Riku was wheezing with laughter by the time Axel flung open his door. "Oh, look at you, sunshine! You're still here!" Axel greeted sarcastically.
He hadn't bothered to really look at the teen when he first came in his room, but now he could see it all. Riku's messy long silver hair, shorts hanging off his ass as he sagged them, eyes puffy from lack of sleep, red claw marks down his arms, and thanks to him just wearing a white tank-top, visible bite marks lining his collar-bones. Despite how horrible his appearance the teen looked he couldn't pull the smile from his lips. "Shut-up, and grab the uh… important crap."
"You lucky bastard; you had sex!" Axel concluded, all reminisce of sleep gone, "and don't worry I got this covered!" he leaned back into his room to grab his favorite pair of 'stoner shades' and he was just about to close the door to his messy bedroom when,
"meeeeew."
"Axel… were you going to leave him here like that?" Riku crossed his arms as he leaned on the doorframe.
Axel smiled sheepishly, "well… actually, I forgot he was real." He dropped his bag at his feet to go get his pet… for lack of better words. Seriously, what was he supposed to call that thing after what happened last night? And it's not like that thing belonged to him anyway, so why did he have to take care of it? Oh, yeah, because Riku was burning holes into his skin. "You know, for someone who just got laid you're not very happy anymore." He picked up the small kitten and placed it in the pocket on the side of his duffle bag. It sang happily as it got bounced along when the red-head started to walk.
"My sex-life is none of your business, Axel." And as soon as he said this, he knew he'd regret it.
"Your penis was up the same ass mine was… I think it's a little bit of my business. I mean I could have gotten like herpies or something!" Axel said jokingly, locking his house up.
"Fuck you!" Riku laughed at Axel, as they got in the car. Axel's jokes only slightly bothered him, because they were about his boyfriend, but at the same time, Sora was a bitch to Axel since they broke-up. "He's not a whore!" Riku pleaded as Axel started the car, which still smelled like weed, not that that smell ever really went away.
"oh Riku… you have much to learn… very much." Axel pealed out of the driveway and down the main road to the location his GPS told him. His duffle bag was settled on Riku's lap and the kitten kept mewing and pawing at everything.
"When's the last time this little guy even ate?" Riku's finger was taken into the kittens mouth and nibbled on sharply, before he jerked it away.
"Don't they like… use photos for food?" Axel asked very seriously. (1)
Riku huffed exasperatedly, "Axel, you're worse than Demyx… I swear."
It wasn't as big and as extravagant as the other vessels around it, but it definitely was huge. The smooth looking white surface of the luxury yacht contrasted against the murky port water. All the teens huddled at one end of the dock as Zexion was speaking on the phone with someone who appeared to be very frustrated with the boy. Demyx had his long tanned arms around Zexion's slim waist and his face pressed into the slate haired teen's soft hair. "Well, look. You either stay docked until the rest of the party shows up, or you deal with my father." The short teen gave one final threat before flicking his phone closed, and sighing heavily.
"aww, what's wrong with my baby?" Demyx cooed, kissing the teen's neck tenderly.
"uuugh! Dem, the captain, said he will be pulling out at exactly two. And Riku has yet to bring Axel! What can be taking so long?" Zexion leaned into the kiss, and after pocketing his phone he turned to face the tall dirty blonde.
"Don't fret Zexy! Riku has never let any of us down!"
"Yeah, sex! Riku'll bring Ax, even if he's still stoned out of his mind!" Larxene said sitting on her luggage, next to her other half. She wore a pair of shorts, that weren't even short enough to cover up all of her ass, and a tube-top that suffocated her boobs.
Zexion cringed at the name, "why must you call me that?" by then he had placed his hand in Demyx's back pockets, as he leaned his head against the strong chest.
"Do you not see yourself right now?" Marluxia pitched in, doing a very unmanly hair toss.
"I'm just holding him!" Zexion defended himself,
"by the ass." Demyx chirped, and squealed when Zexion grabbed him harder. "Zexy! I'm still sore!" he yipped when the shorter teen grabbed him again.
"shut-up, you love it… I can tell." Zexion whispered hotly in Demyx's pierced ear.
"WHOA WHOA WHOA! I Show up a little late and ya'll are going at it right here?" Axel cried from behind the group holding his bag and the kitten in a small kennel at he didn't look happy at all to be in.
"Sorry, we're late guys. Axel forgot he's the proud owner of a kitten, so we needed to drop by the store to buy him pet food and this thing and other stuff" Riku flicked the top of the black kennel causing the kitten to hiss.
"you're not even fashionably late, guys." Marluxia rolled his head to make this point. He stood along with Larxene and started down the dock, "you're just really fucking late! If it was summer! We would have left, because it's already fucking hot!"
"It's not my fault, it's not like I wanted a cat!" Axel growled as he followed after the pair, followed by Riku, and then Demyx carrying the slate haired teen's bag and his own, as Zexion made another call.
"But Axel he is so cute!" Demyx whined trying to stay quiet enough for Zexion to hear the voice on the other end.
"He might be cute now! But just wait until he turns himself human!" Axel kept walking as he spoke, not even noticing when everyone other than Zexion stopped walking and just stared at him.
"WHAT THE HELL AXEL!"
"Okay guys watch this!" Riku took the lead as he lit the third blunt the group passed around. He inhaled the sweet smoke, before handing it off to Demyx who took a short inhale and gave it to the smaller teen that took to sitting in his lap like he always had. "Okay really look!" The whole group laughed even louder, watching as Riku stuffed a small toy with catnip and held it out to the small blonde fur ball.
"He's so fucking tweaked RIKU!" Marluxia cackled, gesturing for Larxene to watch the small thing wrestle with the top for the catnip, even though she was already watching. The whole group had formed a circle on the upper deck of the boat as it cruised through the indigo sea. It was Zexion's private yacht, but it wasn't huge like a floating hotel, but it was big enough for each of the guests to have their own cabin if they wanted; but they settled for Zexion and Demyx getting the largest cabin together, Larxene and Marluxia sharing a room, as well, while Axel and Riku opted for separate rooms on the unfortunate aspect that Sora would be joining them in three days.
"I know isn't it great!" Axel choked on the air around them as he tried to stop laughing so hard. The sun was low in the sky by now casting golden rays over the ocean making it glitter like gold. The game of cards they had decided to play after unpacking all their belongings long forgotten, and now scattered around the floor with empty or half empty plastic cups. Roxas' eyes flickered over every single object that was shiny or moved as the catnip quickly worked through his body. The group of teens took great pleasure in fucking with the cat. They tossed the toy over him in between passing the blunt and exchanging smoke.
"I don't think he likes us very much," Demyx snorted, as he blew the thick puff of smoke into Zexion's face. The slate haired teen lent up and connected their lips before taking a hit off the blunt and handing it to Larxene.
"It doesn't matter, Dem." Zexion laughed shaking his head, "now where's the booze?" he stood up shaking and made his way off the deck before anyone could even stop him; not that any of them were moving very quickly. He was more of a drinker than a smoker anyway. For what seemed like forever they each took turns swatting at the kittens paws watching him try to eat them after, and with a gap in the group the kitten darted out and attacked the air around the large empty floor. By the time Zexion returned they were all on the wooden floor clutching their sides and literally rolling with laughter.
"HEY GUYS!" Zexion called from the stairs to the lower front deck holding bottles of colorful liquid and interesting names written in calligraphy across the fronts. By now the sun was dipping behind the waves of the ocean, and it bathed the entire yacht in a periwinkle haze. They looked up from their laughing to see this site along with Zexion clad just in swim trunks. "how 'bout we play spin the bottle in the hot tub!" and they all followed down the stairs and into the hot tub, quickly removing their shirts and shorts, staying just in their boxers, or in larxene's case a thong and strapless bra, forgetting about the cat.
"WHOOO!" Marluxia called as the bottle spun on the small floating table in the middle of the hot tub. The bottle was still half full and the bright orange liquid splashed against the sides before it landed on Axel. "That's what I'm talking about! KISS HIM ALREADY RIKU!" the spinner and spin-y, looked at each other with horror.
"Come on Riku, Sora doesn't have to know." The red-head wiggled his short eyebrows at the silver haired teen as he leaned in to kiss him. Riku rolled his eyes complying with the rules of the game fully. Their lips met, and as soon as they did they parted. The other players booed loudly, "no Riku! The way you kiss sora when you're doing the nasty! Kiss me like a man!" and this set something off in Riku. He grabbed Axel by his fiery red spikes and yanked him down full force until their lips met, and teeth almost smashing, but that just added to the heat of the kiss. Their lips moved against each others' as if they had practiced it. Riku harshly bit on Axel's lower lip earning a low whimper no one else caught, before roughly assaulting his mouth with his tongue. Axel responded quickly and added his own tongue into the kiss fighting of Riku's tongue, as he held his face in his giant hands. They lost themselves to the kiss for a hot minute before pulling apart breathlessly and glaring hard at each other.
"WELL I'M GUESSING WE DEFINITELY AREN'T TELLING SORA ABOUT THIS!" Demyx blinked, before the whole group burst out into crazy laughter again as they finished the game.
(1) Axel meant photosynthesis. As in he thought that yeah… that cats don't eat, or need to be fed.
So yeah, not much to say about this other than… yeah, I have nothing.
Shout-outs to my reviewers so far:
Roxann3: XD I'm glad it made you laugh so hard reading, because it's just as funny to write!
Noumouni: naah! Axel's fine XD well mostly.
la fleur d'or: thankyewww much love for the review.
Anyway! Review please, and again thank you three for your reviews! :D
