Firmament
God and Jesus fly up into heaven.
"I need to making of a plan!" say God.
But suddenly, the firmaments were a fluffy cloud, and God and Jesus fell asleep for a millions years.
When they woke up, God observed that the world was full of much pyramids!
"Oh dear..." say God, "I gefellen asleep for too long! Now the bactiera is evolved to Egyptians! And the world is covering of pyramids!"
"Let's make an observing of the peoples!" said Jesus, creating a couch and then sit on it.
"This shall be much of goodly..." say God, who sits down to watch the Egyptworld.
They looked down and saw the Phaorah making a rapings of a woman!
The woman ran away from the Phaorah but too late! She had been impregnated with a sperm!
But the woman was part pyramid so she was worried the baby could turn into a pyramid too!
"I bored of this story..." say God, "Make a fast forward."
Jesus grab at the remote and fowarded nine months.
"Oh dear!" say the woman, "I am making a pregnant!"
She laid a tiny pyramid on the ground.
"Oh dear..." said the woman, "I have borned a pyramid!"
Then she put the pyramid in a crate and drifted it up the sea.
"I shall name you Moses!" say the woman, letting go of crate.
The crate drifted up the sea.
