Kurai-onii: Um, Yugi I just sprayed febreze on myself thinking it was perfume…

Yugi: Does it hurt?

Kurai-onii: Well no, but I can't see out of my right eye anymore…I'm sure I'll be fine but I'm never gonna wear perfume again!

Ryou: That's what you got from that? You know what never mind Kurai doesn't own anything.

Kurai-onii: Hey guys, I know I'm a bit behind on stories. I'm going to be updating whenever I can but I just started school so it'll take a while. Weekends will be my update days so yay!

(Note: I will not be updating 'Don't Mess with Disney' for the next chapter is co-written!)

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Can't we just discuss this over drinks?" Bakura smirked as he bumped into two large beer kegs. That only brought on more chants of 'kill the beast.' "No? Suit yourselves." He slammed his fist against the wood which cracked easily under his hand; he hurried away as gallons of beer assaulted those attacking him.

Yami waved his staff and knocked the other keg off its perch, rolling over several other men. Marik smiled a crazed smile before pouncing on another and sinking his canine teeth into the man's neck. It was about this time when there were only about five guys left; Marik tore two to shreds with his sharp claws, Yami hit another over the head, and Bakura took care of the last two by stealing their souls.

Bakura smirked up at Pegasus as the crowd cheered for him and his companions, that was until they pointed their cross bows at them.

"Should I give the order sir?" The captain of the guards whispered.

"No, I have a better idea." Pegasus shot Bakura a smirk of his own before addressing the crowd. "It seems we have a new champion."

As the crowd cheered Bakura just stood there dumbstruck. "What?"

"Good job demon, you now have the honor to embark on a noble quest."

"Quest? I'm already on a quest to get my fucking land back!" Bakura growled.

"Your land?" Pegasus questioned.

"Yes! My land, where you dumped all those bastards!"

"Indeed. Alright I'll make a deal," Pegasus started. "Go on this quest for me and I'll get rid of all those fairytale creatures."

Bakura pondered that for a moment before saying. "What kind of quest?"

"So let me get this straight," Yami said as him and Marik followed the white-haired demon through a sunflower field. "You're going on this quest to save a prince and fight a monster just to get back the land the guy whose making us go on this stupid journey took over in the first place."

"I thought I made it perfectly clear when I said keep the talking to a minimum."

"Why didn't you just pull some of the demon shit on him?" Marik questioned. "Murder him, slowly and painfully."

"You know you guys are really fucked up." Bakura shook his head before shoving his annoying companions out of the way and carrying on.

"You can't exactly be considered normal yourself." Yami hissed back. "Evil maybe, but not normal."

"No talking."

"But-"

"No talking!"

Many scene changes later that I'm far too lazy to describe~

The three magical creatures climbed the 'mountain'. It was gray, fiery, and rocks jutted out from multiple points on the ground. (A/N: That's right! Bow down to my amazing descriptive powers! o3o)

"Ugh, it reeks!" Marik complained.

"It's brimstone." Yami stated. "Means we're close."

"Smart ass." Marik hissed. "Hey is it hot in here…or is it just me."

Bakura gripped the black of Marik's black shirt as he walked closed to the edge of a cliff that sat above a boiling pit of lava. The castle stood on the other side, a rickety rope was the only thing connecting the two ledges.

"We're going…there?" Yami asked with a gulp.

"What are you scared of heights or something?" Bakura snickered.

"No, but as I am obviously the smartest one here I'm just saying. Maybe going over a sea of lava on an old bridge is not a very good idea."

"Don't be a wuss." Marik smirked before taking off with his blonde tail swishing behind him, once he reached the other side he turned around to find that neither of his companions had made a move to follow him. "Come on 'Kura I know you aren't scared of a fiery death so hurry up!"

Bakura's eye twitched at the new nickname. "Come one shrimp, let's go."

"But I-" Yami never had time to finish his complaint because Bakura gripped the back of his shirt and dragged him across to meet the blonde hybrid.

"See that wasn't scary. You're just a pansy."

"I could throw you into the lava if you want." Yami snarled as he stood and brushed off his clothing.

"Shut up and get moving." Bakura shoved past the two and carried on towards the castle entrance.

"So where is this evil creature?" Marik questioned.

"Don't you read? He's in the highest room of the tallest tower."

"I was talking about the monster."

The inside of the castle lay in ruins; pillars were crumbling, pools of lava filled every nook and cranny, and bones and shredded pieces of armor littered the floor. Our three brave…ahem… heroes walked through the castle. Marik's ears were perked up, and his eyes roamed the rooms for any sign of danger, it wasn't long before he began to ramble to himself like a crazy person.

"Being scared is okay…everyone gets afraid…I'm in a scary castle it is okay to be scared…uhf." Marik slammed into a suit of armor and one of the helmets fell on his head. Bakura plucked it off of his spiky head and placed it on his own.

"Can't you shut up for like five minutes?"

"No, he can't." Yami muttered sarcastically. "It's part of his annoying nature."

"You're pretty annoying too." Bakura smirked when the magicians jaw dropped to the floor. "Now Marik, I need you to go and find some stairs."

"Why?" Marik asked giving Bakura a strange look.

"Hello," Bakura tapped Marik's forehead. "It's not called the tallest tower for nothing. Now, you go, and Yami and I will find the monster."

Marik let out a sigh of relief. "Right, you deal with the terrifying monster. I like this plan." With a nod he scrambled off in the opposite direction. "Okay, find the stairs. All I have to do is find the stairs, they'll deal with the scary shit." The blonde pushed against a rotting pairs of double doors that gave way easily beneath his hands. He paid no mind to the creature lurking in the shadows behind him; the creature looked an awful lot like him, though its blonde hair was long and straight, it also had to large leathery wings protruding from its back, and long sharp claws that could easily rip the hybrid to shreds. It was nearly impossible to tell the creatures gender; with its long hair and revealing clothes.

"Where the hell are the stairs?" Marik breathed. Long clawed wrapped around his shoulders and a voice that was unmistakably males whispered.

"Welcome to hell."

Meanwhile Yami and Bakura had had no luck in finding the monster or the way leading to the tower. Though they had managed to find the stone tower through a gaping hole in the wall.

"Guess we know where the Prince is." Yami stated. "But where's the-"

"MONSTER!"

-The end-

Kurai-onii: Sorry for the short chapter but I wanted to update today. I promise I'll write another chapter soon and it shall be at least 3,000 words long.

Yami: Now's your chance to run.

Bakura: Why is Yami such a smart ass in this fic?

Kurai-onii: Because he was mean to me. So review; tell me what was good and what I need to improve, but don't flame because flamers get to die by my flame thrower! Thank you~