A/N: I just Lost the Game...
Naruto ran through the streets of Konoha, smashing every object he could find. There was always money inside them. Or sometimes there'd be a healing potion or a chakra-up pill. Sometimes, though, there'd only be some stupid useless crystal or a vase. What the hell is a vase doing inside of a barrel on top of a building?! And more importantly, why can't I change the camera angle while in the city!
Oh wait, this is fanfiction, not Ultimate Ninja 4. Um... Scratch that last part.
Naruto was running through Konoha's streets, laughing hysterically with a bushy yellow-orange tail flowing out behind him. His feet and hands had also changed into paws, so his shoes had been taken off and dropped somewhere.
By now he had touched every ninja in the village that was important with the Magical Amulet of Infinite Wonder. We'll call it MAoIW for short. Each of them had begun to feel the side effects by now. The ones that had actually grown new appendages were currently chasing him.
Naruto felt nothing of it. He found it extremely amusing. It was the biggest prank he'd ever pulled. Eventually it came to him being chased by Sasuke, who had black feathers growing out of his arms and a short, black, feathery tail, Sakura, who had pink cat ears and a long thin tail, Ino, now sporting fleshy pig ears and a worm-like tail (ha, poor Ino), Chouji, who had antennae, and Shikamaru, who had antlers and a bobbed white, fluffy tail.
Later they were joined by Tenten, who had black rings around her eyes (omg it's Gaara) and black, bear-like ears, Neji, who was in similar condition to Sasuke only with brown feathers, Lee, who hadn't been touched and was just running because he thought this was all a game, Hinata, who now had mouse ears and a long wiry tail, Shino, who also had antennae, and Kiba, who had brown, semi-floppy dog ears and a fluffy tail. Hinata was only chasing Naruto because she liked stalking him and it was just easier this way.
He ran through many obstacles by tipping over various large objects in attempt to stop them, because trying to shake them was the fun part. However they were all ninjas, which he apparently forgot, and dodged everything. When he realized that jumping on rooftops was no issue for them (you're a genius, Uzumaki) he decided he would try something more fun.
Naruto ran out of the gates of the village and led the mob of people into the hidden leaf forest. Well most of them. Shikamaru stopped at the gate. He was FAR too lazy for this type of thing. He yelled;
"Screw you guys! I'm going home..." and then walked about three feet before passing out in the streets.
Naruto's paws flew over the earth, the claws at the tips digging up bits of dirt as he went. He ran for quite a long time, until it grew dark and he decided he needed to rest.
He did the proper hand signs, and then disappeared into a puff of smoke. The angry mob of mutant ninja-furies stopped and looked around for a minute before Sasuke decided they needed a plan. He also decided he was going to make up the plan and be the leader because he was obviously the only adequate ninja there.
"Okay, like, here's what we do," he started. And then the scene trails off because I want it to seem like a cliff hanger. When in reality, I'm making this up as I go along and don't have a clue what his plan will be. :D
Naruto sat in a tree, trying to catch his breath. He smirked the whole time. This is going to be so awesome...
Gaara got to come back home, finally. He was happy that he was no longer in the custody of her and was able to do what he wanted again. He decided to use this privilege in the most EPIC fricken way possible by-
EATING. MORE. ICE CREAM.
Unfortunately, that was a very bad idea and he threw up all over the floor. As it turns out, raccoons are lactose intolerant.
Now, he was sitting on the couch. Alone. With nothing to do....
3... 2... 1...
"TEMARI!!!" He yelled as loud as he possibly could. He waited a whole 2 and a half seconds before calling her again.
"TEMARI!!!!"
There was still no response.
"TEM-"
"What?!" came a loud yell from upstairs.
"I'm really bored!" he told her.
There was a moment of silence before her awesome response came. "WHAT?"
"I said, I'M REALLY BORED!" he repeated, this time louder.
"What?" she still didn't understand him.
Gaara sighed, exasperated. "COME HERE!!"
She apparently could somehow hear this and walked out of the bathroom. She descended the stairs and walked into the living room. She had her hair down, pulled back away from her face with a blue bandana and was wearing a pair of old glasses rather than her contacts. (Yes she wears contacts. Don't even lie. You know she does)
"What?" She growled with aggravation.
"I'm bored. Fix it," he said plainly.
"Gaara, I'm trying to take a shower right now," she told him.
"Well, you're not doing a very good job of it," he pointed out. Really? What is she doing in the living room if she's trying to take a shower?
Temari just glared at him for a long moment. "Please just let me get back to what I was doing,"
Gaara whined. "But I'm BOOOORED...."
"Oh well,"
Gaara continued to whine. "Ehhhhhhh..."
"No," she had a very bored look on her face.
"ehhhh!!!" he whined at her loudly.
"No, Gaara," she turned to leave. "Now I'm going to take a shower,"
"EHHHH!!!!" he whined even louder.
"Go find something to do outside or something!" she told him, walking away.
Gaara growled as he watched his sister disappear back upstairs. Eventually he took her advice and went outside into the icy desert night air. Thankfully, he was covered in fluff, and some newly acquired lard, and it didn't bother him.
Naruto's plan was being set in motion. He'd caught his breath and, because he's an anime character and as we all know anime characters have no need for bodily functions, was not in the least bit tired. He was running again. He was being followed by the other nin. He was entirely aware of that. It was all part of his plan. Because I've decided Naru is going to be smart for a little while.
He ran across the forest floor very quickly. He felt fur beginning to grow in on the sides of his face. He also felt suspiciously smaller...
As for the ninja stalking him, well, they weren't quite as smart. They thought they were being completely inconspicuous. Or at least, Sasuke did. The rest of them were entirely aware that their(his) plan was extremely stupid and that Naruto noticed them. Sasuke was just in denial.
But they continued to follow him, just because his hair was so damn awesome.
A/N: Oh yes! uber short chappie, but with some important stuff. Next chapter shall be longer with better events. Also, Gaara does something important for the first time EVUR!! :D (in this story)
