This story is technically from two years ago. Seemed like a good idea at the time, but unfortunately it will be purged along with the rest of my rejects

HERRO EVERYONE! A Sleeptalking Demigod here with…a thing. Yeah, I really don't know what this is, or WHY it is, but it is. So just…just enjoy.

JANUARY 14, 2000+15

Johnathan Wayde and Samuel Collason were walking through a jungle for whatever reason, with the animatronics following around.

"Go Awaaaaay" Johnathan whined annoyingly.

"No."

The animatronics were persistant, but John wouldn't- nevermind he gave up. They walked silently through the jungle, before a lion popped out and began to speak to them. Okay, it actually sang, but you get my rift.

"IN THA JUNGLE THE MIGHTY JUNGLE THE LI-"

Samuel quickly pulled out a revolver, and shot it in the head.

" I hate giraffes."

Freddy looked at the mechanic incrediously." How dare you kill tha-"

"DON'T JUDGE ME INTERNET, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I GO THROUGH!"

Then Samuel sulked on the ground. Johnathan glared at the robot bear.

" Look at that, you made him cry."

He squatted on the ground, handing Sam a monkey wrench.

" Shhhh it's okay. It'll be okay."

" *hic* Really?"

"Really."

Then Sam got up, and punched Freddy in the face with his mechanic arm, and caved the animatronics face in.

" Hot Wings…" Then Freddy died. Rip in kill my sweet prins

They continued on, before Johnathan got bored.

" Okay, I'm bored, I'm going to life hack now.

He then pressed a button on his phone, and all the animatronics exploded.

" Wrong button"

Then he dropped his phone in some water, and everyone died the end.

IN HEAVEN

"THIS WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA!"

THE END