Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, Disney, or a life… I mean… ah forget it
Hiding from Neji, Hanabi, and Hinata, Tenten sat at the edge of the dock Temari had been previously sitting at. The pond was surrounded by thick wood, and it was midnight. Moonlight shone on the pond's waters, and Kankuro decided to sit next to her. He wasn't wearing his usual outfit, he instead wore a black T-shirt and shorts, with no face paint or hood. Neji, along with Lee, were looking for her. Not for revenge, but because she had a mission with them early in the morning. They saw her with Kankuro, and observed for a little while.
*Gaara, Temari, Hanabi, and Chouji with instruments*
Neji: I tell ya, Lee, this stinks!
Lee: …I didn't do anything, YOSH!
Neji: Not you, them! Him, her, alone!
Lee: …They're not gonna masturbate, if that's what you're thinking. YOSH!
Neji: I can see what's happening!
Lee: What!?
Neji : And they don't have a clue!
Lee: I'm getting youthfully ignored, aren't I?
Neji: They'll fall in love and here's the bottom line, our trio's down to two!
Lee: But you're dating the youthful Ami and that didn't stop us.
Neji: Ze sweet caress of twighlight! There's magic everywhere! And with all this romantic atmosphere, disaster's in the air.
Tenten: Can you feel the love tonight?
Kankuro: …If you give me a clue as to what it feels like.
Tenten: The peace, the evening grace. The world for us, in perfect harmony with all its living things.
Kankuro: So many things to tell her, but how to make her see? The truth about my past (Lol, chocolate and toothpaste). Impossible. She'd turn away from me.
Tenten: He's holding back, he's hiding, from what I can't decide. Why won't he be the uhhh… I don't think he's really much of a king… more like a five year old with dolls…
Neji, Lee, Tenten, and Kankuro: Can you feel the love tonight? (Kankuro pushes Tenten into lake)
Tenten: KANKURO, YOU BASTARD!
Neji, Lee, and Kankuro: The peace, the evening grace. (Tenten grabs Kankuro and drags him under. MUAHAHAHAHA)
Tenten: The world for once, in perfect harmony *snicker* with all its living things.
Tenten then proceeded to dunk Kankuro under the water.
"Take that, bitch! Can ya feel the fucking love tonight?!" After about… 5 minutes, she decided it was enough and dragged him out of the water. Looking back at him, she noticed his breathing was short and ragged. Cool, I murdered someone! …oh wait a minute… CRAP! I am soooo going to get charged for this! She thought frantically. How to resurrect… oh you've gotta be freaking kidding me. Seriously, this is either a really cheesy romance story or a bad horror movie! In Tenten's case, the latter of the two. Well… is this even worse than jail?, She thought. OH HELL YES IT IS! Well… here goes nothing. She said, as she pinched his nose and placed her lips over his. Yep, definitely a BAD horror movie. She then heard something weird. It was… snickering? Stopping what she was doing she picked herself up and looked at Kankuro.
"Jeez, if you wanted to kiss me THAT much you could've just asked", He snickered.
"KANKURO, YOU PERVERTED BASTARD!", she screamed, as she grabbed her weapons scroll.
"No fair, I don't have my puppets!"
"SHOULD'VE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE PLAYING IDIOT!"
*Gaara, Temari, Hanabi, and Chouji with instruments*
Neji: And if she falls in love tonight, it can be assumed.
Lee: Her carefree days with us are history,
Lee and Neji: in short our pal is doomed
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
I know I cut off some of the song… The song is "Can You Feel The Love Tonight", from The Lion King
-please review-
