What sparks this in my mind!?

The Walking Crackheads, chapter three, enjoy!


Luke's corpse drifted around in the cold lake water, unmoving and pale. Suddenly, bubbles and glowing streams of light swirled around his body.

Something strange was happening, but who am I to know? I'm a fucking narrator, I'm just following the script!

Luke was finally engulfed by the 'magical' light surrounding around his body, the bubbles and light subsided and Luke's eyes snapped open.

Luke could feel, touch, and somehow breathe, but something unnatural was going on. Luke had...A tail.

"Holy shit." He says, still unknowing of how he could actually breathe and talk underwater.

I'm a fucking merman!Luke thinks to himself, "I'm alive and I got a fucking tail!" He screams happily underwater.

The shinny orange scales on his majestic tail glistened in the light that managed to get through the dense ice above.

"WHOOOOOO! I'M A MERMAN!" He yells out, swiming around in circles and doing loops,"FUCK YOU WALKERS! FUCK YOU!"

Then it hit him like a truck, the group.

"Wait! I need to show the group this!" He says excited, swims up like a torpedo, breaking a hole in the ice on impact.

He was like a animal at sea world, flying about ten feet into the air after breaking the ice. He slams against the ice on the way down, surprisingly, It didn't crack.

It didn't hurt him at all, Is this guy invincible or some shit? He literally hit that ice so fucking hard and it didn't break, he stepped on it like five minutes ago and it broke, and he probably weighs a hole lot fucking more than he did minutes ago, especially with that majestic tail.

And it didn't even hurt him! You know what? Fuck this, I'm not applying logic to a story like this anymore, I'm only doing this to get paid.

Luke crawls on the ice, getting closer and closer to shore every time he pushed himeself forward. Finally, he made it to land, his tail slapping against the ground like if he was some excited dog.

A little unfinished house stood there, smoke rising from out of the brick chimney. Through the windows sat Clementine, "Time to get scared kid." Luke murmured to himself evilly.

He stealthily crawled up the little slope leading to the window, his tail leaving a large, what seemed like a, trench.

"BOO!" He yelled through the glass, Clementine practically jumped and turned to the 'merman', "Did I scare you?" He asks through the glass.

Clementine took a second to scan Luke with her golden eyes, "Y-you have-" Clementine stutters, but Luke cuts her off.

"A majestic tail?" He asks smirking at her, but she quickly covers her eyes and points to his chest.

Luke's eyes follow her finger and Luke almost fainted at what he saw...Luke...had tits.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

I guess Luke was never a 'merman'.


A/N: Alright...Here's the chapter for today...Thanks for reading...make sure to reveiw...

~GHOST