Disclaimer: I still don't own Twilight!!! Darn!!!

Alice: Emmett!! This is your fault!!!

Emmett: What did I do?

Alice: You got us in here!!!!! So, you have to get us out.

Edward: Bad idea, Alice.

Alice: Shut up or this will become a common occurrence for you!!!

Edward: *shuts up*

Twenty minutes later.

Emmett: I KNOW!!!!

Edward: AAAAAH!!!! *sob* You scared me!!! I nearly had another heart attack!!!!

Rose: *sigh* You still can't have heart attacks, Edward.

Edward: *sobs then screams* Why do you always have to ruin my un-life?!?!?!

Rose: Un-life isn't a word.

Edward: SEE WHAT I MEAN?!?!? YOU'RE SO CRUEL!!!!!

Police comes to see what the noise is about.

Police: Keep it down.

Edward: SHE'S RUINING MY UN-LIFE THOUGH!!!!!

Police: Un-life isn't a word.

Edward: *sighs dramatically* The world is against me!!! *goes to corner and pouts*

Police: I'm going to call a doctor for him. *leaves*

Jasper: *feels Edward's emotions and sobs* WHY ME?!!?!?!?!?

Alice: Why you what, baby?

Jasper: WHY DO YOU CALL ME BABY!!!! *sobs and runs to corner*

Emmett: *still talking from beginning of story* and then BOOM we're out. What do you think?

Alice and Rose: *decide to go with it* Sure. Yeah. Perfect. Awesome. You're a genius. Brilliant.

Emmett: *beams* Ok, then. Commence operation EIAGAEJNRAGHTJOMAPFOJ!!!!!!

Alice: What does EIAGAEJNRTFAGHTJOMAPFOJ stand for, Emmett?

Emmett: Emmet is a genius and everyone just now realized that fact and gave him the job of making a plan for our jailbreak!!! Do you like it? I made it up myself!!!!

Crickets are chirping on Saturn.

Edward: SHUT UP CRICKETS!!!! I'M TRYING TO FEEL SORRY FOR MYSELF!!!!!!

Crickets stop because their feelings got hurt.

Alice: Right!!! Commence operation EIAGAEJNRAGHTJOMAPFOJ!!!!!!

Rose: *gets elbowed by Alice* Oh!!! Err… right, um let's do this?

Emmett: *smashes a hole in the back of the cell and sets toy cannon in the center of the floor*

Eight police come running.

Police 1: What's going on now?

Emmett: *points to toy cannon* It came to life!! Toys are taking over the world!!!!

All police: AAAAAAHH!!!!!!!!! HEEEELP!!!! WE'RE DOOMED!!!!!!!!!! *run out of jail screaming*

Emmett: Mwahahaha!!! Operation EIAGAEJNRAGHTJOMAPFOJ is a success!!!

They all leave and return to mall to extract revenge on the kid and his mother.

Rose: *gasp* Alice, look!!!! It's horrendous!!!

Alice: *looks and then faints*

Edward: *gasps* She fainted!!! *has a heart attack*

Rose: EDWARD!!! YOU CAN'T HAVE HEART ATTACKS!!!! SO GET OVER IT!!!!

Edward: *gets up* You don't love me!!! If you did you would let me have heart attacks!!!

Rose: Then go find someone who does love you!!!

Edward: *runs off to find Bella*

Emmett: *pokes Alice* When will she get up? *pokes her again* I'm bored. *sighs* Let's go shopping.

Alice: Shopping?!?!?!?!?!

Emmett: AAAAAAAAH!!!! IT'S AWAKE!!!!! *runs away screaming about evil pixies and shopping*

Rose: I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't give my husband a heart attack.

Edward: *runs up* You said we couldn't have heart attacks. Does this mean I can now?

Rose: No. Only Emmett can.

Edward: *runs away sobbing*

Alice: Why can't I give him a heart attack?

Rose: Because he doesn't have a ban, meaning I can have s*x with him, unlike you and Jasper.

Jasper: WHY DID YOU REMIND ME?!?!?!? EDDIE'S RIGHT!!! YOU ARE EVIL!!!!!!! *runs away sobbing too*

Rose: Now that the idiots are gone, why did you faint?

Alice: *opens her mouth but no sound comes out* I can't say it.

Rose: PLEASE!!!!

Alice: *points shakily in front of her*

Rose: *gasp*

Alice's store was replaced with the Abercrombie that was originally supposed to be there.

Rose: *grin* So what's your evil plan for revenge?

Alice: Well…..

AN: I hope you guys liked it, I may not be able to update for a while so please review in the meantime. Anonymous reviews are accepted but I would rather signed. If anyone has ideas for Alice and Rose's revenge please tell me. Also, please check out my other story, I'll Never Forget or Forgive. And for the record I have nothing against Abercrombie, it was just the first store that popped into my head, sorry if I offended ant of you it was not intentional.

Emmett: The more you review the faster she'll update.

Rose: Boo!!!

Emmett: *screams and has a heart attack*

Alice: Why couldn't I do that?

Rose: Because I'm married to him meaning I torture him, you torture Jasper and soon Bella will torture Edward. Understand, my evil pixie co-planner?

Alice: *huff* Yes.

Bella: When do I come in again?

Alice: Will you help us with our evil plan?

Bella: No.

Alice: Maybe a few chapters later.

Bella: *pout*