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Charpte 3: The Jorney begins.

Craig backed up his things before heading out to leave. Snake had nothing so he waited with Ottoocn.

"Ready?" Snake asked his favorite friend.

"Yes." he they were off.

"Ready?" Snak asked Craig.

"Ready." Craig said, as he started his car, and went on there mary way. Things looked good as they reached Chicago, nut suddenly... Sanke smelled something wrong again! He couldn't be a clown out tire YeT! To make sure, Craif looked under to check bnut everything was fine. So he made a turn on a road, and put on some Britney Spears. (I don't own the lyrucs bte)

My Lionness is killing me (And I)

I must confess it's killing me (Killing me)

When I'm not wit hyou I loose my mind

Give me a siiiiiiiiin

Hit me baby one more time!

"I love this song!" Snake said "It reminds me of... OCTOMON!" he hollisterd, and cried on Ottocon's pecks. They were'nt perky as they usualy wetre because he was shockingly dead. "I can't believe you died. How could you!?" he whaled.

"Stop it, Snake! Your tears are making me drive!" Craig screamed, and then he hit a pole, and there were a granny on there, and she snapped her spine and started to die. Soon enough she was killed.

"Oh shizz." Snake muttereds. He then say craig prance over, and ball his eyes out. Snake tilted his head, and blinked.

"Why are you crying, it's not you're related to her." he infered.

Craig turned his head all slow like the zombie did in the first RE game.

"But... This is my NANNY!" Craig shreiked.

Sanke gasped.


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