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lol, chapter 3 of my odd, dumb, idiotic, random, blahblahblah story XD
enjoy!
(oh, and if the German is wrong, forgive me. I used haha)
Making the Magic
"A little to the left!" Akiha called out, "Perfect! That looks like its actually super high in the air!"
Aang frowned and walked over to his side, "Uh, Mr. Akiha, sir?"
"Yes, yes, what is it?" he replied, annoyed.
Aang scratched his head, "That doesn't really...erm...look like an actual air temple."
Akiha crossed his arms, "Well, kid, you don't look like a real Avatar either, but you don't hear me complaining."
Aang blushed as Katara put her arm around his shoulder, "But Aang's right," she pointed to the temple, "this style is too modernized. The air temples were ancient--"
"Look, darling," he took hold of their shoulders and pulled them apart, "go on now and rehearse your lines."
"But we know what's going to happen," Aang spoke up as Akiha pushed them away, "we were there!"
Ignoring them, Akiha pushed his blue tinted sunglasses up the bridge of his nose and headed off.
"Well," Katara shrugged, "I guess it can't hurt to review..." she pulled the script from her pocket.
"No way!"
"Darling, please, put them on," Akiha held out a pair of bad imitation Earth Kingdom shoes, "these were specially made."
"No!" Toph grabbed them from his hand and flung them across the room, "I can't see anything in those!"
"But, darling, no shoes is SO last season."
Toph frowned, "I'll show you what else is last season!" With a quick kick of her leg she shot a rock at his head; he ducked just in time, and stormed off angrily.
"Oh! Look at this one!" Ty Lee held a pink colored princess robe up in front of a mirror, pressing the cloth against her body, "isn't it pretty?"
"Sure," Azula answered without even looking; she was busy pulling fishnet sleeves over her forearms. The skirt she wore was leather, her boots knee-high, and her bodice-like shirt laced up the front.
"Oooooohhhhhh," Ty Lee slipped a pink kimono over her head, "I like this..."
"What are you girls doing!?" Akiha exclaimed as he came around the corner, "those aren't the clothes you were given!"
"No, they're better," Azula replied, her voice challenging.
"You can't just go and wear anything you want!"
"Well, why not?" Ty Lee asked innocently.
"Akiha threw up his arms and rolled his eyes, "Because everything has to be done accordingly!"
"So what's your pitiful excuse for why we cannot wear these?" Azula asked menacingly, glaring at him from across the room.
Akiha gulped as her hands sparked, "Uhh, well, just...you know what? Those clothes are perfect! Wear them!" With a rough forced out laugh he took off, escaping sure death.
Sokka made muscles at himself in the mirror, "See," he tensed his bicep, "with a little oil my muscles will be shining and ready for my shirtless scene!"
Akiha slapped his forehead, "Sokka, darling, look at Zuko," he pointed over to the bare-backed teen, "that's what girls want to see," then to Sokka's...erm...body, "not that."
Sokka pouted.
"Mr. Akiha?"
"Aiya, its Akiha! There's no Mr.!" he turned to face Zuko, "What can I do for you darling?"
"This never happened," Zuko pointed to a scene in the last episode of season two, "Katara and I, we never...never kissed or did," he blushed, "that."
"Zuko, darling," Akiha placed an arm around his shoulder and smiled, "this is Hollywood. Nothing makes for a better watch then the Avatar's enemy stealing the heart of the girl he loves."
Zuko blinked, "So I have to do the scene?"
"Yes."
Zuko retched and slapped his hand across his mouth.
"Okay, okay! Places everyone!" Akiha called from his assistant directors chair when they were ready to film, "Scene one, take one! Action!"
"Sokka! Look there! A glowing iceberg!"
"Oh Katara, you jest. There are no such things as glowing icebergs."
"Cut!"
"What is it?" Katara asked.
Akiha shook his head, "Sokka, what was that?"
Sokka shrugged, "What?"
"Your voice," Akiha frowned, "it sounded too...fake."
Sokka shrugged again, "Okay, sorry."
Akiha shook his head and called out, "Scene one, take two! Action!"
"Sokka! Look there! A glowing iceberg!"
"Oh Katara, you jest. There are no such things as glowing icebergs."
"Cut!"
"What now?" Katara dropped her head.
Akiha shook his own, "Sokka..."
"Yes?"
"Why did you just have an English accent?"
Sokka smiled awkwardly, "English accents never sound fake..."
Akiha rolled his eyes, "Just do it normally."
"Right!" Sokka nodded in agreement.
"Scene one, take three! Action!"
"Sokka! Look there! A glowing iceberg!"
"Oh, Katara, Katara," Sokka shook his head sadly, "There are no such things as glowing icebergs..." he sighed.
"Cut!" Akiha pulled off his sunglasses, "That was too soft! More emotion! Firmer! State it like you know it!"
"Gotcha."
"Scene one, take four! Action!"
"Sokka! Look there! A glowing iceberg!"
"Sie scherzen. Es gibt kein solch Ding. "
"What was that!?" Akiha's expression looked like he was about to explode.
Sokka smiled, "German."
"Scene eight, take one! Action!"
"Avatar!" Zuko stated, "You're mine!"
"I'll take care of him Aang!" Toph shouted. She ran forward blindly, tripped, fell, and knocked over the set.
Akiha jumped to his feet, "My set!"
"I'm fine, thanks," Toph rubbed her butt.
"What's wrong with you!?" Akiha shouted.
"It's these stupid shoes! I can't see anything!"
"Well get used to them!"
"Scene one, take thirty-five... Action..." Akiha sighed, bored and annoyed.
"Sokka. Look there. A glowing iceberg." Katara yawned, unable to put any energy into it.
"Katara, you jest! There's no such thing as a glowing iceberg!"
Everyone froze; Akiha sat up in his seat.
"Sokka you did it!" Katara smiled largely and hugged him.
"I did, didn't I?!"
"Uhh..." Aang tapped Akiha on the shoulder, "I hope you didn't need that, because I kind of broke it..." he pointed at the camera which was supposed to have just caught Sokka's correct attempt.
Sokka frowned, face dropping, "I'll get back into position."
"Avatar! You will perish!" Azula jumped foreword and shot a bolt of lightning out; it caught the place on fire.
"No bending!" Akiha exclaimed, "that's what effects are for!"
The roof collapsed.
"Scene one, take one hundred and forty-nine. Action."
Sokka opened his mouth, then closed it and laughed nervously, "What was my line?"
Katara slapped her forehead.
