AN: Hey there, Parawuvs here, with another chapter of Prongs the PI! And in case none of you noticed… NO one commented on the last chapter! :O I thought I was going to cry. I even lost the will to write for a few days, honestly. So, I will ask again. What do you think of a prank journal? I would accept submissions and add chapters of my own. I'd also like some in-put as to what James should do for Valentine's day. Till next time loves, Ta!
DISCLAIMER: It's J.K.'s I swear!
Feb. 9, 3:45 PM
A few days ago I graced my Flower observation journal with the story of my first meeting with my fellow marauder, Sirius Black. And I do know that stories such as those do not belong in such a journal, so I am pondering the Idea of a prank note book as well, however, I do need to speak with my fellow marauders about this topic. In other news, I have yet to finish planning my Valentine's day surprise for dear Lily flower.
I have created a list of ideas that I may or may not choose to enact.
Magically paste pictures of Lily's face all over the great hall
Spike breakfast with Polyjuice potion. Fill school with Lily look alikes
Send Magical singing lilies
Flowers (Moony's idea)
Candy (Moony's idea)
Send a card the size of Hagrid that follows her around and sings
A nice, non-magical or at least non-annoyingly magical card (Moony's idea)
Send her a home-made, non-magically made cake (Wormtail's idea)
Serenade her
Propose
Bring her home for a nice, home cooked dinner with candles and soft, romantic music (Mum's idea)
Dress like super-man (Padfoot's idea)
Leave her alone for a day (Minnie's idea)
Tattoo my entire body with permanent pink, red, and purple hearts that say "I Love Lily Evans" when poked or prodded
Drown in the great lake (My precious flower's idea)
Jump off the astronomy tower (Snivelous's idea)
Slip her a love potion
Snog her senseless unpredictably
Give her a kitten
Transfigure Snivelous into something gross and slimy
And now for my thoughts on these plans
This is an interesting idea I think. It would take time, but it would definitely be possible. I would have to create my own permanent sticking charm. I would have to be sure to cover every non-moving surface, and make the sticking charm un-moveable by anyone but myself. I do however, feel that this is rather un-original and over used. I did this two years ago, and I don't think Lily Flower would be impressed by a recycled act of worship. My rating? I give it a six out of ten.
I also like this idea. Filling the school with Lily look-alikes seems like it would create heaven for me. But I do think it would get much too confusing. And besides, what if I mistook a member of the male gender for my flower? I give it a 4, but I have to remember to try it on another day.
Way over done 3 out of 10.
Also un-original but better proven I suppose. I'll give it a 6.
This would require research. While I do think it is a good idea, I doubt the possibility of extracting information from Lily or any of her associates. Were it possible I'd give it a 7. However, I also think that it is too small of a reverence to be paid, so it would be crucial to combine this plan with another.
Good idea. Very good idea. I give it a 7. But what song…?
Ehhhhh…. I don't very well know about this one. I think maybe this one would be good, but it would be one of those that would need to be combined. I think instead of a non-magical card, I would make a larger card, not the size of Hagrid, but maybe the size of an Arithmancy book… I could draw the picture myself and enchant it to move. Maybe cupids or flowers or something else suitably girly. I think this idea has the possibility to become a 10 if combined with something else. However it could be a flop and be a 1.
I can't bake. And what's the point of it if I don't make it? 3 out of 10.
No good. Over done. And last time I tried she put me in the Hospital ward for almost a month.2 out of 10.
I did that last year. I still have the ring, someday it will grace her finger when she is Mrs. Potter. It WAS rather expensive though, so I think I'll hold off till I think she'll accept. Last year she took it and threw it off the astronomy tower. I cried. Soooo… not gonna happen. I'm not even gonna rate it.
This one was Mum's idea. I kind of like it, I heard girls like things like this. But I'm not entirely sure I could get clearance to leave school grounds. Besides, Mum just wants to spy on us. All the same I give it a 9, even though it isn't possible.
Note to self: inquire as to whom this Super-man person is. No rating.
No good. No one would benefit from this. Lily and I would both go insane from separation anxiety. 0 out of 10.
I like it. But don't muggle tattoos hurt a lot? 7 out of 10.
Not possible. Last time Lily Flower told me to drown in the lake, the Giant Squid saved me. I tried, I really did, but the stupid animal kept tossing me back on shore. No offense to the Giant Squid. I 3 the Gian Squid! Not possible 0 out of 10.
Not gonna happen Snivelous, I'll push you off instead though. Now that's an idea… I give that revised plan 10 out of 10.
Illegal. And it's rather too late to make one. No rating.
Though I'd like to give it a 10 out of 10 I think I would die.
Where would I get a kitten? Lily doesn't even like cats.0 out of 10.
Must be done. Maybe a Salamander? 11 out of 10.
Ah, well I'll need to think this over. Ta then journal.
