(Disclaimer 'cuz I probably should have one: Me no own Total Drama, or its characters! Those belong to the awesome creators. I only own Ivy, my friends own most Serenity, Emily, and Violet, I just did a few edits which were approved by them. Also, I own most of the challenges! Some in later on chapters are based off ones throughout the show.)

Reviewing reviews:

MrWanton: Lol I never thought of Scott always being attacked by animals… That might be a problem later on :D.

Cottontop: That's a good idea thanks and boy Brick and Bridgette would have big advantage in those huh?

Episode 1 Part 2/2: Not in Canada anymore

Fighting Ferrets- Chicken coop

"I'm in charge!" Heather demanded as she pointed to herself.

"I was a CIT, I should be!" Courtney elected herself to lead.

"Please ladies, a man should lead." Alejandro smirked as he placed a hand over his heart.

"No way we'd let any of you be in charge!" Eva yelled at them but they kept fighting.

"No wonder we're called the Fighting Ferrets…" Ivy sighed as she watched the three teammates fight with each other.

"Makes sense." Trent laughed at her joke.

"Maybe we should just leave them out. They'll just fight the whole time." Brick suggested as he shrugged his shoulders.

"Good idea, sir!" Trent chuckled as he saluted Brick a good job done.

"So that's the three of us, Justin, Lightning, Eva, and Anne Maria." Brick and Trent nodded and the three gathered the other four together.

"What do chickens eat?" Anne Maria asked as she sprayed her hair.

"Sha-seeds!" Lightning said snapping his fingers.

"Could we give them sunflower seeds? I saw some on our way here." Justin offered as he fluffed his hair while looking into his pocket mirror.

"I'll head down, sirs and ma'ams!" Brick ran off from where they came from.

"What about us?" Eva uncrossed her arms, placed them on her hips, and raised an eyebrow.

"Why don't Ivy and I see if we can find something to put the seeds and eggs in, you four can head down with him." Trent said, the four agreed. Eva and Lighting raced after Brick while Anne Maria and Justin walked casually in no rush at all. Ivy and Trent headed down to the tool shed to see what they could find. Sadly, the two could only find one basket and when they returned, Alejandro, Courtney, and Heather were waiting for them.

"Where were you guys?" Heather asked with her hands on her hips.

"Following Ivy's plan." Trent emphasized Ivy a little too much.

"Ivy's?" Alejandro asked as he looked at her.

"Were you once a CIT?" Courtney asked her.

"Yes my plan, and no."

"Sha-Back!" Lighting called, him, Eva, and Brick were back while Justin and Anne Maria were walking behind casually talking and working on their hair.
"What's so great about her?" Courtney demanded needing to know why they thought she was better.

"She isn't bossy, annoying, flirtatious, or a witch!" Eva hissed still pissed which was her normal attitude.

"Let's just get those seeds and win already…" Heather blew a loose strand of hair out of her face. The team sat in a circle with the basket in the middle picking the seeds. _

Courtney- "They should have picked me! Or at least someone with more experience!" She slumped backwards crossing her arms before uncrossing them and pointing at the camera. "If we lose, she's so gone!"

Once they had enough they tossed seeds into the coop, too afraid to venture into the dark, rickety coop full of chickens as full of rage as Eva when she was booted off the island the second time. Ferrets waited a minute before anyone even opened their mouth; the only sound was Anne Maria's hairspray.

"So now we just…" Alejandro was interrupted at the sound of rapidly flapping wings and squawking.

"Oh crap what's going on in there?!" Justin asked nervously as he slowly backed up a few steps away from the noise.

"Something must be upsetting them!" Heather deducted.

"No I think they're having a party!" Alejandro hissed in a low voice at her.

"Lightning loves parties! We should have one once when win!" He smiled and let out a quick laugh.

"If, we win!" Anne Maria said now spraying some tan on her already tan self as she looked up worried at the jock.

Ivy- "Of course! That's why!"

*Static*

Courtney- "Gone!"

*Static*

Brick- "Pretty sure we just lost." He bites his button lip thinking about something then sighs. "Most of our team hates each other. I bet Chris purposely put them all together like that."

*Static*

Justin- "Maybe… I'm so gorgeous they are just jealous! Don't blame them." He laughs lightly and flashes a smile and wink at the camera before random poses.

*Static*

"Anne Maria, you spray!" Ivy yelled out over the noise at the Jersey reject.

"What 'bout it pasty? It's mine so don't think you can have any and quiet dem chickens down!" She replied still using the hissing spray.

"We can't you're causing the ruckus!" Trent yelled which only confused Anne Maria as to why they were yelling at her.

"Guys we need to stop yelling!" Heather yelled even though she was trying to convince everyone to stop yelling.

"You're yelling right now!" Alejandro yelled, everyone was soon yelling at each other to stop yelling. One of the chickens came out of the coop, no one realized it was outside. The chicken squawked and pecked at the closet person's feet.

"Ah!" Anne Maria screamed loudly at the bird and jumped into Justin's arms who fell to the jump under her weight. Chickens became running and flapping their wings about as they ran and attacked Ferrets.

"HOLY CRAPOLA!" Fighting Ferrets fought, well most defended themselves, against the birds. Eva did most of the saving by kicking and punching all the birds she could sending them flying into the air like Team Rocket.

"NOT THE FACE! NOT MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!" Justin cried out running for his life while covering his face knocking into some of the others.

"Time's up campers! Report back and let's see what you got!" Chris announced over loudspeakers set up around the farm.

All teams:

"Now then, I think its pretty obvious that the Ducks win the first challenge!" Chris pointed to the team who were high-fiving, cheering, and even hugging each other.

Gwen- "I can't believe we've won the first challenge!" She cheers happily. "We're off to a great start!"

*Static*

"That leaves Raccoons and Ferrets. Raccoons, you managed to collect about ¼ of the crops due to the bites on them from those bugs and the dirt on others while Ferrets fought with each other and chickens. The worst part being, that they lost to them!" the other two teams laughed at the covered in feathers and scratches team.

"Ferrets, I'll see you at elimination tonight!" All Raccoons with the exception of Scott cheered while Ferrets groaned and pouted.

Scott- "Dammit!" He slams his fist into the wall. "I was hoping we'd somehow lose, when I saw the Ferret team they were picking seeds together! Not being mauled by chickens!" He sighs and drops his fist into his lap. "I distracted Dawn for a little bit by asking her some stuff about aura and meditating, even dropped some crops, and tripped others to make them drop and crush some of their crops!"

*Static*

"Now then, where the hell is Chef?!" Chris growled as he looked around. "When he gets here I'll give you all a quick tour before elimination." A large boat pulled up as Chris finished his sentence; it was rusty and run down but still somehow working. Chris waved his hand and the 30 teens followed him onboard. "Right now, we're in the café we're you'll eat the cruddy stuff Chef gives you!" There were three tables each able to sit 10 people. Moving down to the hall of the left, passing the kitchen were two doors, one on the right side and one further down. "The door on the right is the confessional; you should know what to do in it by down. The other door is just storage, boxes and crap like that." Chris ignored that room and they reentered the café, on the opposite side was yet another hall only shorter. "Down there is where Chef is steering this thing." Turning to the left the group went up a flight of stairs. "Ferret's you'll be in crumby 3rd class tonight." The room had two benches going down the sides until they hit the wall, looking a lot like 2nd and 3rd class from World Tour. More stairs were climbed to the next level. "Raccoons, you'll be here." There were two doors; one had 'Girls' written in messy handwriting, the other had 'Boys.' Inside both rooms there were old rickety bunk beds looking a lot like Island, Action, and Revenge of the Island. Another floor later they arrived to see 1st class from World Tour. "And here's the Ducks!"

"Wait, each class is just from one of your past seasons." Noah pointed out.

"So?" Chris raised an eyebrow and leaned towards Noah. "Is that a problem? 'Cuz, I can always give you the Plunge of Shame instead." Chris threatened smirking evilly, Noah shook his head and Chris backing up smiling. "Good!"

"What's the, Plunge of Shame?" Bridgette asked curious to see what the eliminated camper would have to face.

"You'll see soon surfy." Chris lead them up, passing a shiny, expensive looking locked door.

"What's that?" Violet asked pausing as she looked at the door.

"My room. No touchy." Chris said without even looking back and kept walking. The next room was a small, dome room covered with windows; no walls whatsoever except a small box like room that was sealed off.

"Here's elimination where one you will take the Plunge of Shame! You'll vote in that booth," Chris pointed to the sealed off room. "So if you aren't a Ferret. Scram!" Raccoons and Ducks left to their rooms as Ferrets took a seat on the bleachers. One by one they went into the room to pick who they wanted gone, starting with Heather and ending with Brick.

"Vote time!" Chef who was wearing a sailor girl's uniform far too tight and small causing many contestants to cover their eyes and gag, brought in a bait box and handed it to Chris. "If you get a bob," Chris opened the box and pulled out a red and white bait ball. "You're safe. Now then, the only person to not get a bob will take the first, Plunge of Shame! And can't come back, ever!"

"You ruined that in Total Drama Island when she came back along with that freak, Izzy." Courtney pointed to Eva who almost bit her hand off.

"I know, but I enjoy saying it." Chris shrugged and threw a few bobs. "Alejandro, Brick, Courtney, Eva, Justin, Lighting, and Trent!" Three remained; they glanced at each other nervously. "Heather!" Alejandro intercepted the shot and grabbed the bob, dropping it in between the seats. Heather flicked her head away from him, and he turned his away, although when he did she lifted her leg and kicked him sending him off the bleachers onto the floor.

"Ivy, you took charge of your team and lead them, to defeat. While Anne Maria, you caused the chicken attack that messed up your team and mainly, cost them the win. So, the first ever contestant taking the Plunge of Shame isssss…"

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"Ivy, I'm sorry…" Courtney jumped up gleaming and starting dancing around. "You're safe!" Chris laughed and tossed her the bob leaving Courtney in disbelief. "Got you there didn't I? Anne Maria, have a nice fall." One of the windows opened up and a plank slid out.

"I'll get'cha for this!" Anne Maria said to Ivy who only waved good-bye to her. She walked over near the plank, then darted back, grabbed Justin's shirt, and kissed him. Chef pulled her away from the shocked model and threw her into the water.

"Wasn't that dramatic? How will the Ferrets do next time? Can the Ducks start a winning streak? Are Duncan and Scott gonna fight away next episode? All this and more, next time on Total! Drama! Europe!"

Next time on Total Drama Europe:

A clip plays showing Cody talking to the whole cast and them all laughing. "Why is everyone laughing?" Another one shows Vito hitting on Serenity. "Has Vito moved on from Anne Maria?" Yet again another clip shows Duncan dragging Violet around a safe as he chases Scott. "Will these two ever call it quits?" Next clip plays showing Ivy and Izzy laughing crazily and beating Chef up. "And what's up with Ivy? Next time on," A quick clip of the teams in go-karts. "Total! Drama! Europe!"