Author: Nope, sorry, this isn't the Chapter Three of the Misadventures of Bass that you've been waiting for, sorry. It's just-
Skullman: OOH! Can I tell them? I want to tell them!
Author: …-Sigh-…fine…
Skullman: Well our Author just wishes to let you know he hasn't abandoned the story and he plans to update it soon enough, after all, The Misadventures of Bass and Skullman is a very entertaining story.
Bass: What's this crap about your name in the billing?
Skullman: Come on, I'm so totally your sidekick.
Bass: Nuh-uh.
Skullman: Yes-huh!
Bass: You're homicidal!
Skullman: All the better to be your sidekick!
Bass: Look, I have a sidekick and his name is Treble.
Skullman: But I can drop on all fours and bark too!
Author: Look, is either one of you going to explain the situation or am I going to have to do it? …Brilliant, they're fighting each other…ugh. Well as you all know, the creative process is harder in some areas than it is in others, at the moment, it's trying to come up with new Robot Masters for Bass's assault on Megaman.
Bass: Yeah, I'm not going with any of the losers that already failed, like Astroman and Tenguman.
Author: Weren't you fighting Skullman?
Bass: I was…but I AM the most powerful Robot Master.
Author: Then why aren't you fighting Megaman this time?
Bass: …Please, I'm the leader, I fight at the end, after the pawns sacrifice themselves for me.
Author: Anyways, while the list of possible Robot Masters is completed, it DOES give me an idea.
Bass: Oh no…
Author: YES! The Reader can invent their own Robot Master to supplement my own, putting a little piece of the Reader into the story.
Bass: You do realize that said little piece is getting blasted to hell by Megaman, right? Then they'll get rebuilt by Wily, who won't even be sure where the hell they came from and then they'll irk me. Don't I have enough problems?
Author: If you had enough problems, the story would be over. Now the story will be updated soon enough, probably a few days, but if the idea appeals to you, the Reader, simply come up with a name, Badger Man, Toast Man, Justin Timberlake Man—
Bass: Creative, ain't ya.
Author: Shut it before I turn you into Closet Man. Anyways, after a name, think a power and the reason Bass can't stand you, maybe you got cheese all over his armor, or you're that cute little girl Robot Master Wily made eight years ago that realized it was in a Castle full of male Robot Masters and went INSANE, only to be locked in the floorboards.
Bass: You're using that one, aren't you?
Author: What part of 'shut it', doesn't get through your logic circuits?
Bass: The whole 'listen to a human' bit, really.
Author: Whatever, to the Reader, if the concept interests you, leave it in a review, if not, say nothing, even if the chapter gets posted and you haven't come up with an idea, hey, Bass needs more issues to deal with. Thank you for reading the Misadventures of Bass and Skullman.
Skullman: HAH!
Bass: I didn't agree to that!
Author: Okay, really, there's no text after this, say hello to 'Lack of Closure'!
