Daddy, What's This Do?

Okay, I know I haven't been updating recently, but cut me some slack! I have a lot of homework, and anyway, I keep getting distracted by this one Danny Phantom fic that's so incredibly long, it's nuts! Anyway, here you go. What will happen when Wilbur discovers his dad's job?

5-year-old Wilbur was bored. Very, very bored. He was so bored, he couldn't even think of any pranks to pull on his family, and that was insanely rare.

He was so bored, he almost wanted to do his chores for once, and that never happened.

He was so bored, his mother's frogs looked interesting, although he mainly thought that they were lame.

In fact, he was so bored, he decided to go and endure a lecture from his dad about his inventions.

He walked out of his room, where he had been lazily staring at the ceiling, and walked down the hall to the door leading to the stairs that went up to his father's lab. He climbed up those stairs slowly, since this was the first time he'd done it. Finally, though, he reached the top, and stared in wonderment at all the bright, colorful things he saw.

First off, the room was vast. Huge. It was so big, Wilbur wondered how he'd ever find his dad. And there were all sorts of do-hickeys that were lit up, spinning, whirring, and buzzing. There were shelves surrounding the the perimeter of the room, and on those shelves rested failed inventions, old inventions, and inventions that Cornelius had yet to finish. It was overwhelming to the small, curious toddler.

Staring around him, trying to take it all in at once, he ventured into the maze of inventions and blueprints, looking for his dad. But he didn't call out to him, because everything else was just so much more interesting. Eventually, he wandered to the middle, where some sort of device flashed, and two antennas pointed up, some sort of electricity shooting between them. Just then, however, he saw his dad, standing next to some sort of TV-like invention. Curious, Wilbur walked over to him.

Not saying anything, he peered behind his father to see some sort of scene playing out on the screen on the device. He saw an older kid that had his dad's hair looking in the mirror before shrugging and walking away. Then he saw the a wagon with a blanket on top of it, shrouding it's contents from prying eyes. Then he another kid, with black, pointy hair, much like his.

"Who's that, Daddy?" Wilbur asked, walking up behind his dad. Cornelius whirled around, while quickly shutting off the Memory Scanner.

"Wilbur! What – What are you doing up here?" He asked.

Wilbur shrugged. "I was bored." He explained. Then he spotted little convertor sitting on a near-by table. "Cool!" He exclaimed, grabbing it. "What's this do, Dad."

Cornelius saw what he had in his hands, and his face literally turned five shades whiter. "Wilbur, put that down, back away, and do not push any buttons!"

"But I wanna know what it does!" The toddler pouted. And with that, he defiantly jammed his finger down on the big, red button in the middle of the convertor.

BOOM! Something exploded, and then squirted Cornelius and his sheepish son with some sort of green goo.

Cornelius breathed in deeply. "Wilbur." He told his son. "Go to your room, and do not come out, or else!"

Wilbur quickly put the remote down, and rushed to the stairs. But once safely inside his room, he grinned.

'I'm definitely going back there later.' He thought mischievously.

And I finally finished it! Wow, that took a while. Well, enjoy this, 'cause I dunno when my next one will come out.

Penelope, over and out!