10 Reasons Why Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy Annoys The Hell Out Of Albus Severus Potter
By: The Awesome Albus Severus Potter
1. His Fan Club. Seriously, this cowardly obnoxious best friend of mine has a fan club? Merlin's balls. They follow him everywhere, and by the way I'm with him everywhere so wherever we go there are girls squealing, giggling, ogling.. Disgusting. Not that I don't have a fan club. But at least they don't stalk me.. I think.
2. His hyperactive hormones. Yeap, I know I'm a guy too. I should understand him. But hey, if you walk in on your best friend snogging a girl senseless you're scarred for life and that's saying something- for a boy.
3. His Quidditch expertise. It annoys me that he's actually better in Quidditch than me. No bloody way you say? Well, it's true- much to my Weasley cousins' disappointment.
4. His Slytherin ways. I know, we're both in Slytherin. But he's just too Slytherin. He's too sneaky, scheming, devious and- (No, you're not awesome Scor) slimy. (Ha!)
5. His charm. Ugh. His unbelievably charming self. Well, that came out wrong. I am in no way in love with Scorpius. I am straight for Merlin's sake! (ShutupScor) He just charms his way into things. I can't believe my own mother even thinks he's really good looking and- ugh; this is disturbing in so many levels.
6. His need to annoy my cousin, Rose. Yes, I wrote need. He can't go a day without annoying my cousin. I can smell something fishy here. (No, Scor. It's not me.)
7. His tendency to stare at my cousin, Rose. It annoys me. What? I'm overprotective!
8. His ability to make me write a list. Ugh. I just realized I wrote a list about Scorpius. That's just weird and girly. That slimy Slytherin. (ShutupScor)
9. He's in love with my cousin, Rose Weasley. Nuff' said.
10. He's a coward. I can't believe he's not making a move on Rose yet. Or is he?
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